PH new member anti-spam question?

[Blib]

From where does one "nuke it"?

[KP328]

What effect does folding the rear seats down have to the car?

[defblade]

Johnnytheboy said:

Which lane should you be in?

What is it called?

Edited by Johnnytheboy on Monday 24th September 15:14

1) Start wide on the left, apex around about the point the yellow sign cuts the track limit line on the right, maybe a little before, then POWER!POWER!POWER! and let the car pull itself out of the corner and onto the straight. Use the whole width of the track.

2) The racing line.


Do I pass the test?

[eltawater]

What is the likely source of this sound?

https://soundcloud.com/tperry87/beepbeepbeep

[SCEtoAUX]

What single word to describe a car instantly shows you're a moron?

"Weapon".

You lost control of your car by driving too fast, and were lucky not to stuff it in a ditch. Which two-word phrase can be used here to indicate that you'd like to be regarded as a driving God instead of an imbecile?

"Broke traction"

[dmulally]

KP328 said:

What effect does folding the rear seats down have to the car?

How much faster will you go with cadence clutching?

[Nickp82]

When you pay money to own a car, have you 'brought' it or 'bought' it?

Answering 'brought' will still allow access to the forum but only to ask whether you have the right to reject the car due to it being a slightly darker blue than the salesman described it as being when he showed you it.

[Starfighter]

You are approaching traffic lights at red in the left turn filter lane but intend to go ahead and cut up cars correctly positioned when the light change. What is the correct term for the level of acceleration required to complete the manoeuvre?

Emergency start.

[Lazadude]

xjay1337 said:

Lazadude said:

If I max out my gearing at 140mph, how much speed will a 20 shot of nitrous add on top?

Are you running a Motec exhaust system?

Just got my T66 Turbo from Harry's too. Not going to beat Hector though, have you seen what's in his Civic?

[Johnnytheboy]

Need to keep this simple.

Does speed matter?

[4x4Tyke]

What is the correct use for sausages?

[GIYess]

which pictures contain something council.

[morgs_]

Which is the correct answer?

a) Sausage
b) Frozen Sausage
c) Pork Chop

[glenrobbo]

defblade said:

Johnnytheboy said:

Which lane should you be in?

What is it called?

Edited by Johnnytheboy on Monday 24th September 15:14

1) Start wide on the left, apex around about the point the yellow sign cuts the track limit line on the right, maybe a little before, then POWER!POWER!POWER! and let the car pull itself out of the corner and onto the straight. Use the whole width of the track.

2) The racing line.


Do I pass the test?

No.

You are apexing far too early and if you are travelling at the correct rate of Leptons, you would end up in the trees on the far side, enabling the MX-5 to nick it on the inside as your 335d barrel rolls into the scenery.

[bingybongy]

glenrobbo said:

defblade said:

Johnnytheboy said:

Which lane should you be in?

What is it called?

Edited by Johnnytheboy on Monday 24th September 15:14

1) Start wide on the left, apex around about the point the yellow sign cuts the track limit line on the right, maybe a little before, then POWER!POWER!POWER! and let the car pull itself out of the corner and onto the straight. Use the whole width of the track.

2) The racing line.


Do I pass the test?

No.

You are apexing far too early and if you are travelling at the correct rate of Leptons, you would end up in the trees on the far side, enabling the MX-5 to nick it on the inside as your 335d barrel rolls into the scenery.

Only if you have ditchfinders on each corner.

[Some Gump]

bingybongy said:

Only if you have ditchfinders on each corner.

He's right though. Based on the image, the apex has to be after the bridge, not before...

[DrDeAtH]

Potato

[havoc]

Some Gump said:

bingybongy said:

Only if you have ditchfinders on each corner.

He's right though. Based on the image, the apex has to be after the bridge, not before...

Thirded. I wasn't going to comment though as I thought it'd be too typical PH...

[Some Gump]

havoc said:

Thirded. I wasn't going to comment though as I thought it'd be too typical PH...

st. Did I just jump the shark?

[anonymous-user]

Whats council?

Answer; everything you don't have because you're better than that and it makes you feel better about your own crap life.


0/10 I know...