exploded a partridge today! What have you hit?
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I hit a dog at 30mph a few years ago, it was spooked by another dog that had escaped and ran out from behind a stone wall. I didn't know what I'd hit at first then when I got out I had to watch the poor thing slowly die while it made some horrific noises. Had to make an insurance claim as the bill was over £1500 for the bumper etc.
I’ve exploded a few pigeons, the last of which was in a convertible with the roof off and I ended up covered in fat and feathers
I’ve also had a drunk man bounce off the passenger wing and bonnet before late one night on a very dark stretch of dual carriageway who refused to go to hospital and staggered off into the darkness and when I went and reported it to the police (to cover my own back) they cautioned me for hit and run!
I’ve also had a drunk man bounce off the passenger wing and bonnet before late one night on a very dark stretch of dual carriageway who refused to go to hospital and staggered off into the darkness and when I went and reported it to the police (to cover my own back) they cautioned me for hit and run!
A few years back I was driving one of my Caterhams through Chelmsford when a starling leapt out of a front garden and immolated himself on my car.
Well, not strictly, he actually caught me square on the forehead. I have found that birds very often play with the bow wave of a car, using it to flip out of the way just at the last minute. They are very good at this and seem to find pleasure in it. However, as my Caterham, with only Brooklands screens to cower behind, had no bow wave at all, and actually passed thought the air very much in the manner that a brick does. The starling hadn't reckoned on this at all.
It was a surprisingly big thump for such a small bird, and as I looked into my rear view mirror I could see a little puff of feathers still hanging in the air just at head high. And the face of the guy in the car behind laughing his socks off.
Well, not strictly, he actually caught me square on the forehead. I have found that birds very often play with the bow wave of a car, using it to flip out of the way just at the last minute. They are very good at this and seem to find pleasure in it. However, as my Caterham, with only Brooklands screens to cower behind, had no bow wave at all, and actually passed thought the air very much in the manner that a brick does. The starling hadn't reckoned on this at all.
It was a surprisingly big thump for such a small bird, and as I looked into my rear view mirror I could see a little puff of feathers still hanging in the air just at head high. And the face of the guy in the car behind laughing his socks off.
I tried and failed to avoid a deer which had just jumped onto the road through a gap in the hedge a few years ago. In my attempts to swerve out the way I put the car up a grass verge and clipped a hedge too, adding to the damage.
Still remember the loud thud it made as it bounced off the front of the car. Deer was well dead but gone the next morning when I went back to retrieve my missing fog lamp.
Still remember the loud thud it made as it bounced off the front of the car. Deer was well dead but gone the next morning when I went back to retrieve my missing fog lamp.
Years ago I was coming back from a girlfriends house at about 5am on a bright summer morning (drive of shame...?) and in the distance I saw a group of birds picking off some roadkill in the middle of the road.
I was a diesel Fiesta at somewhere just north of the speed limit, windows down and some nasty 90's big beat at full volume going on - the birds didn't even react to a good blast of the horn and ended up rattling underneath the car. and came out of the back in a messy cloud of feathers and splatter.
About half an hour later I'm still a good way from home, and the smell was making me heave as the remains were cooking on the exhaust underneath me.
I had to get it up on ramps at work to jet wash it properly - and bits of cooked magpie or crow were dropping all over the workshop floor. The mechanics were not impressed.
I was a diesel Fiesta at somewhere just north of the speed limit, windows down and some nasty 90's big beat at full volume going on - the birds didn't even react to a good blast of the horn and ended up rattling underneath the car. and came out of the back in a messy cloud of feathers and splatter.
About half an hour later I'm still a good way from home, and the smell was making me heave as the remains were cooking on the exhaust underneath me.
I had to get it up on ramps at work to jet wash it properly - and bits of cooked magpie or crow were dropping all over the workshop floor. The mechanics were not impressed.
Riding a Honda 250 many years ago whilst passing a farm the deranged farm collie that attacked anything ran out. Got the bike down to about 20 without falling off but still caught it with my footrest/leg. Managed a tiny 'kick' with my foot just before impact and it nearly took my leg off. My hip was sore for a month, dog was unharmed. Hit a couple of ducks trying to cross the M6 whilst I was driving a 911. Couldn't swerve and didn't feel much. When parked up later and indoors at work someone asked me what was sticking out of the front of my car. A decapitated duck's head, lodged in the low front grill like a bonnet mascot.
Oh and a cat a few years ago. I was in a car and the damn animal did that run out, run back, run out again thing and ran straight under the wheels of the car.
Oh and a cat a few years ago. I was in a car and the damn animal did that run out, run back, run out again thing and ran straight under the wheels of the car.
Edited by popeyewhite on Tuesday 16th October 12:15
I hit a Pheasant at speed, on my Bicycle, it hit me under the chin and ended up sort of on my arm, silly fker scuttled out of a hedegrow and tried to get airborne but I was in its way.
Anyway, I sort of held it a bit so I could stop without dropping it and riding over it, so I waited until I stopped and dropped it.
It landed on its back and didnt move for a second or two, it, for all the world looked like it was rebooting after crashing, it then flopped back onto its legs and legged it, it nearly got collected by a car (driven by a bemused lady who saw me release it) but managed to take to the air, and as it went it made a very indignant squawking noise, which carried on until it found a place to land, and then it carried on some more, and more, until I was out of earshot.
it was like that driver that pulls out on you, then gets all aggressive when you beep, should have ridden over the thick .
an OP,
I Hope you said "Needless to say, I had the last laugh ?"
Anyway, I sort of held it a bit so I could stop without dropping it and riding over it, so I waited until I stopped and dropped it.
It landed on its back and didnt move for a second or two, it, for all the world looked like it was rebooting after crashing, it then flopped back onto its legs and legged it, it nearly got collected by a car (driven by a bemused lady who saw me release it) but managed to take to the air, and as it went it made a very indignant squawking noise, which carried on until it found a place to land, and then it carried on some more, and more, until I was out of earshot.
it was like that driver that pulls out on you, then gets all aggressive when you beep, should have ridden over the thick .
an OP,
I Hope you said "Needless to say, I had the last laugh ?"
I got run over by a horse once.
As kids we used to buy terrible old motorbikes, strip them down and take them over the fields as dirt bikes. Mine had conked out and I was trying to kick it back into life when I heard a terrifying racket. I was on a narrow bridleway and I looked up to see a huge horse come galloping around the corner about 50 yards away. Sitting on it, hanging on for dear life and screaming at the top of her lungs was a girl of about 11.
I had nowhere to go so just threw myself sideways from the bike leaving it to tumble into the dirt. The horse clattered straight over it missing me by inches and hurtled up the lane and out of sight with the girl still screaming. Christ knows how she got on.
The bike was smashed! It had originally been a CD175 so it was pretty sturdy but the horse had destroyed it. The tank was flattened like an empty crisp packet, handlebars all twisted in and the exhaust punched into the gap by the wheel.
Scared the living crap out of me!
My 2 mates obviously thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen as they did that thing where you're laughing too hard to even breath for about 5 minutes.
bds.
As kids we used to buy terrible old motorbikes, strip them down and take them over the fields as dirt bikes. Mine had conked out and I was trying to kick it back into life when I heard a terrifying racket. I was on a narrow bridleway and I looked up to see a huge horse come galloping around the corner about 50 yards away. Sitting on it, hanging on for dear life and screaming at the top of her lungs was a girl of about 11.
I had nowhere to go so just threw myself sideways from the bike leaving it to tumble into the dirt. The horse clattered straight over it missing me by inches and hurtled up the lane and out of sight with the girl still screaming. Christ knows how she got on.
The bike was smashed! It had originally been a CD175 so it was pretty sturdy but the horse had destroyed it. The tank was flattened like an empty crisp packet, handlebars all twisted in and the exhaust punched into the gap by the wheel.
Scared the living crap out of me!
My 2 mates obviously thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen as they did that thing where you're laughing too hard to even breath for about 5 minutes.
bds.
xjay1337 said:
I have hit 2 deers
Both times took out my ac condenser.
Both times took out my ac condenser.
vixen1700 said:
Hit a deer up near Audley End.
Pitch black November evening about 6.15 driving home from work, then BANG! This fking creature is in view on the driver's side coming from the left.
Not a chance to see it, let alone brake.
Stopped as did the car behind to get the stricken thing out of the road and saw a bone sticking out if its leg. Calmed it down for a couple of minutes and went to call the police then it just up and leapt over the nearby hedge.
£1400 Worth of damage to the front, lights, bonnet and wing of the car.
Freaked me right out!
Lightweights - I hit a deer, but I was riding a motorcycle (GSXR-750) - ran out from the trees on the left of the road as I was approaching Petworth. I'd recently overtaken another bike, who stopped as I was getting up off the road and told me it "looked really cool" as the bike and I somersaulted through the air.Pitch black November evening about 6.15 driving home from work, then BANG! This fking creature is in view on the driver's side coming from the left.
Not a chance to see it, let alone brake.
Stopped as did the car behind to get the stricken thing out of the road and saw a bone sticking out if its leg. Calmed it down for a couple of minutes and went to call the police then it just up and leapt over the nearby hedge.
£1400 Worth of damage to the front, lights, bonnet and wing of the car.
Freaked me right out!
Inevitably, it happened while I was having a new zip put in my leather jacket - so I was borrowing my g/f's.Cheap garbage which split when I hit the road - elbow was gouged with a nice deep hole. Smashed bodywork, deer hair packed between the front tyre and the wheel rim - and a dead deer obviously.
Sold the bike as damaged. Got a phone call about 6 months later, from a guy saying he'd bought it from the people who had purchased it from me - but since they hadn't put their details on the V5, I was the last registered owner. The bike had been stolen, and he wanted some verification of the condition when I sold it to inform the insurance company.
I asked how it was when bought it :
"A lovely metallic blue, immaculate, 12k miles on the clock"
"Hmm - when I sold it, it was black, I'd just crashed it into a deer and it had done 30k miles."
There are some dodgy people in the world!
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