Tell a sad story using 3 words

Tell a sad story using 3 words

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SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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Monkeylegend said:
TazR6 said:
Another Christmas alone.

I'm so cold.

Internet is down.

The shower broke.

No food left.

Heat or eat.

No funds available.

Failed it's MOT

Hurts so much
You need help.
He sure does, there shouldn't be an apostrophe in "its".

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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SCEtoAUX said:
He sure does, there shouldn't be an apostrophe in "its".
teacher

TaylotS2K

1,964 posts

207 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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AppleJuice said:
No Johnsons left
Try joining another bukkake group.

wiggy001

6,545 posts

271 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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AppleJuice said:
bristolracer said:
Delivery by Yodel
Parcel severely damaged?
I was just going to add:

"Delivered by hermes"
followed by:
"Where's my parcel?"

ATG

20,570 posts

272 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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Born in Redditch

bristolracer

5,540 posts

149 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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Hal is dead

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

117 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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SCEtoAUX said:
Monkeylegend said:
TazR6 said:
Another Christmas alone.

I'm so cold.

Internet is down.

The shower broke.

No food left.

Heat or eat.

No funds available.

Failed it's MOT

Hurts so much
You need help.
He sure does, there shouldn't be an apostrophe in "its".
Yes there should

It's so sad

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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"I'm northern, genuinely."

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

117 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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OpulentBob said:
"I'm northern, genuinely."
You're Northern, mostly

Cold

15,244 posts

90 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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The Mad Monk said:
OpulentBob said:
"I'm northern, genuinely."
You're Northern, mostly
He's Northern, sorry. frown

andy_s

19,400 posts

259 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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Unused baby shoes.

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

117 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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andy_s said:
Unused baby shoes.
Already had that.

andy_s

19,400 posts

259 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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The Mad Monk said:
andy_s said:
Unused baby shoes.
Already had that.
Another masterpiece rejected.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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kdri155 said:
Daughters been killed


Mums been killed


First one was me going to my wife's place of work to tell her our 9 year old daughter had been killed in a hit and run whilst she was using a zebra crossing, she'd be 34 now.

Second one was my sister telling me our mum, in her 80's had died after she was beaten and robbed in her home.
st. You win frown

Ditchfinder General

902 posts

142 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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Sum Ting Wong

Way Too Loh

Ho Lee Fook

Bang Ding Ow

Gets Me Coat

Captain Smerc

3,020 posts

116 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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Itchy ring sting

Never you mind

1,507 posts

112 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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Fiat gearbox fked!

bongtom

2,018 posts

83 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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Murdering Black Gangaters

dartissimus

938 posts

174 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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Liverpool Care Pathway

National Health Service

Edited by dartissimus on Tuesday 13th November 10:57

AppleJuice

2,154 posts

85 months

Wednesday 14th November 2018
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Bone stood up