Tell a sad story using 3 words

Tell a sad story using 3 words

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Trophy Husband

3,924 posts

106 months

Wednesday 14th November 2018
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Send no flowers.

LexLooter

5 posts

73 months

Wednesday 14th November 2018
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Service station prices!

Spare tyre

9,458 posts

129 months

Wednesday 14th November 2018
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Three pin plug

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

134 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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Spare tyre said:
Three pin plug
Trod on it?

paua

5,648 posts

142 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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talksthetorque said:
Spare tyre said:
Three pin plug
Trod on it?
fk, that hurt. ( no shoes in our house)

Matt Cup

3,143 posts

103 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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paua said:
talksthetorque said:
Spare tyre said:
Three pin plug
Trod on it?
fk, that hurt. ( no shoes in our house)
Lego hurts too!

GOATever

2,651 posts

66 months

Saturday 17th November 2018
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Herro mista Dudwee.

You too beaucoup

Course I’m Eighteen.

danllama

5,728 posts

141 months

Saturday 17th November 2018
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You'll be fine.

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

144 months

Monday 25th May 2020
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Dad has cancer.

Old friend died.

No more work.

Sport is banned.

Not allowed outside.

Have no friends.

Social distancing permanent.

Mental illness returned.

(I may have just found this thread and decided to use it to describe my life recently, I apologise.)

Cledus Snow

2,088 posts

187 months

Monday 25th May 2020
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Redundancy consultation meeting.

Magooagain

9,909 posts

169 months

Monday 25th May 2020
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Can't retire yet.

tribbles

3,970 posts

221 months

Monday 25th May 2020
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Finished the Internet

Everybody's dead, Dave

FredClogs

14,041 posts

160 months

Monday 25th May 2020
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Dominic Cumming's child.

john2443

6,325 posts

210 months

Monday 25th May 2020
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Holy thread revival.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

134 months

Monday 25th May 2020
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London
Durham
London

This only works if you believe the government’s statement.


Edited by talksthetorque on Monday 25th May 08:25

anonymous-user

53 months

Monday 25th May 2020
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Audi
RS6
201mph

Captain Smerc

3,015 posts

115 months

Monday 25th May 2020
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Cthulhu
shall
rise

Trophy Husband

3,924 posts

106 months

Monday 25th May 2020
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Father died alone.

andy_s

19,397 posts

258 months

Monday 25th May 2020
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Lynch mob happiness.

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

242 months

Monday 25th May 2020
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Got Covid died.