Tell a sad story using 3 words

[OtherBusiness]

Your mate's better

[anonymous-user]

Positive is good?

[Biggles delivers the goods]

just one drink...

st, it's split...

[Zetec-S]

2 words...

"Caveat emptor"

[Yell_M3]

fan dabby dozy

[Zetec-S]

Is it in?

Was that it?

[4x4Tyke]

Gary29 said:

Gameface said:

Will you marry me?

That's 4.

In three words;

Marry me, please!

[SeeFive]

Corbyn wiins election

[4x4Tyke]

Jerry loves Heidi

[4x4Tyke]

Zetec-S said:

Is it in?

Was that it?

is that it?

[Justayellowbadge]

Parents outlive child.

[Du1point8]

I said no.

[limpsfield]

Classified ad:


Baby Shoes. Unworn.

[Mammasaid]

Santa's not real..

or for all you atheists;

Satan's not real

[Adenauer]

Jim'll fix it

[pc.iow]

Once upona BANG!

[james_tigerwoods]

I'm really sorry

[Silverbullet767]

Homemade crib, unused.

[vixen1700]

Shoud've been unloaded.

[matrignano]

Tyre Smoke said:

This won't hurt

Just the tip