Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

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DickyC

Original Poster:

30,981 posts

135 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Tell me more about the Aeroflot pilot in McDonald's at Stansted.

DickyC

Original Poster:

30,981 posts

135 months

Tuesday 1st January
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g3org3y said:
DickyC said:
Breakfast?
Does paracetamol and ibuprofen with a cup of tea count?
It's all the rage.

V6 Pushfit

10,011 posts

47 months

Tuesday 1st January
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New Years resolutions holding up well so far. Early days but the signs are good.

fatboy18

15,676 posts

148 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Morning...
Went to bed early last night to avoid hearing that dreadful song they play every year at midnight.
Can't stand it.

Anyway here we are again!

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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g3org3y said:
DickyC said:
Breakfast?
Does paracetamol and ibuprofen with a cup of tea count?
Porridge for me please. Followed by scrambled egg & kippers, two slices of wholemeal and a jug of dog hair.

I can't believe how fortunate we were last night.
It was only by a combination of flying skill, sheer luck, Absinthe and a bar of Snickers that we managed to put the old girl down on the very edge of Trivton Moor on a lovely soft tract of ferns and bracken.
It was the gentlest of touchdowns, and we glissaded to a stop just short of Trivton Moorside Hall Farm.
Ken Farmer the Farmer let us borrow the Fordson and his big trailer and we all climbed aboard and drove down to the pub to find you lot busily not attending to setting out a bloody flarepath for us to land safely.

Thanks. beer

I'll pop up later and see what damage the old girl has sustained, if any. We might just have pulled it off unscathed.

Happy New Volume Everyone! smile




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NoVetec

9,217 posts

110 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Happy New Calendar!

Bobberoo99

5,750 posts

35 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Morning chaps coffee I have awoken this morning with a very sore throat and a snotty nose, not how I wanted to start a new volume!!!!

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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NoVetec said:
Happy New Calendar!
Yes, we are all waiting to see Peri's January pin-up pic!
bounce

NoVetec

9,217 posts

110 months

Tuesday 1st January
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glenrobbo said:
NoVetec said:
Happy New Calendar!
Yes, we are all waiting to see Peri's January pin-up pic!
bounce
Is it wrong I'm imagining the tight-shorts-looking-over-his-shoulder-guy smothered in Peri-Peri sauce draped over Fabio?

V6 Pushfit

10,011 posts

47 months

Tuesday 1st January
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glenrobbo said:
Yes, we are all waiting to see Peri's January pin-up pic!
bounce
Be careful what you wish for there Glenners, Peri’s already been running around starkers.

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Bobberoo99 said:
Morning chaps coffee I have awoken this morning with a very sore throat and a snotty nose, not how I wanted to start a new volume!!!!
Saw trote ad a ruddy doze? Oh dear, poor Bobbers. frown

Are you a little hoarse this morning as well?

Or more My Little Pony?

I'll tell.Matron to pop round to administer some medication.
Vapour rub and night nurse. That'll do the trick..
I recommend it. Or chopped garlic, honey & lemon in a cup.of hot water. Seriously.

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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V6 Pushfit said:
glenrobbo said:
Yes, we are all waiting to see Peri's January pin-up pic!
bounce
Be careful what you wish for there Glenners, Peri’s already been running around starkers.
Starkers? yikes Shameful behaviour!
One should always preserve some shred of decency to maintain a bit of mystery...

V6 Pushfit

10,011 posts

47 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Bobberoo99 said:
Morning chaps coffee I have awoken this morning with a very sore throat and a snotty nose, not how I wanted to start a new volume!!!!
Tudes

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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NoVetec said:
Is it wrong I'm imagining the tight-shorts-looking-over-his-shoulder-guy smothered in Peri-Peri sauce draped over Fabio?
This cheeky chappie?


Pass the sauce.... wink

NoVetec

9,217 posts

110 months

Tuesday 1st January
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That's the one!

I've ran out of bottle for the sauce...

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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Right! Stop this now! It's gone far too silly!

Pushfit, isn't it time the General showed up?

NoVetec

9,217 posts

110 months

Tuesday 1st January
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General von Flockenstuffen?

General von Klinkerhoffen?

glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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DickyC said:
g3org3y said:
DickyC said:
Breakfast?
Does paracetamol and ibuprofen with a cup of tea count?
It's all the rage.
Physician, heal thyself!

Or would you prefer a Brassington massage? yikes

P5BNij

2,654 posts

43 months

Tuesday 1st January
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I have no idea what you lot are blathering on about but have a vague feeling of waking up inside a dodgy remake of 'The Dambusters'...

''Give me some covering fire Ginger old love, I'm coming round for another crack at the Hun…!''


wink


glenrobbo

12,869 posts

87 months

Tuesday 1st January
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NoVetec said:
General von Flockenstuffen?

General von Klinkerhoffen?
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