Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

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Pericoloso

44,044 posts

162 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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I went to this barber first time last year.
The bloke didn't believe my mop was only 12 month growth.
I told lady today that I had 11 months growth,it grows nicely at the back,the top and front less so.
She double checked before attacking with the #2 ,just like he did last year.
She has a Swedish flag by her mirror,so I mentioned my Swedish adventures.
Best conversation I've had all year.
Her name is Heidi ,think her mother's family are Swedes.
She's got the blonde genes.

Bobberoo99

38,364 posts

97 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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You old smoothy you!!!

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

162 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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There's 4 barber shops in Banstead.
I will be returning to this one for the forseeable ,also the cheapest I think.
I think fatboy uses it too.

Bobberoo99

38,364 posts

97 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Mrs Bobbers cuts mine, a set of clippers set on grade2 and jobs a goodun!!!

magooagain

9,909 posts

169 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Shaved my beard off yesterday and left it in the garden for the birds to nest with.

Mrs Magoo is happy as I'm all smoooooth like. Mind I thought Mavis was going to bite me when they came back from walking.

slopes

38,748 posts

186 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Pericoloso said:
I went to this barber first time last year.
The bloke didn't believe my mop was only 12 month growth.
I told lady today that I had 11 months growth,it grows nicely at the back,the top and front less so.
She double checked before attacking with the #2 ,just like he did last year.
She has a Swedish flag by her mirror,so I mentioned my Swedish adventures.
Best conversation I've had all year.
Her name is Heidi ,think her mother's family are Swedes.
She's got the blonde genes.
We had a new Turkish barbers up in town and they offer a special, £34 of the Queen's finest pond newts and that is a haircut, full shave, face mask, shampoo and massage.

T'was very nice and i felt and smelt like a million of the aforementioned amphibians but during the shave, it looked like Sweeny Todd had been at my face and throat/neck. I use an Alum block if i cut myself and it stings a touch but not too bad, he used an atiseptic wipe of some sorts and i ver nearly punched a hole in their ceiling.

No it isn't cheap but i do live near that there Laanhdan

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

162 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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I've been charged the 9pounds OAP rate last 2 years ,not complaining ,although I'm nowhere near OAP yet......irked

slopes

38,748 posts

186 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Pericoloso said:
I've been charged the 9pounds OAP rate last 2 years ,not complaining ,although I'm nowhere near OAP yet......irked
hehe

I once had a very pretty and engaging Oirish lady cut my hair and when she asked me if i wanted any product on it, i suggested there was very little left to which she replied
" ahh, but it's costing you a haircut "

And then gave me her phone number. *















* i declined as i was and still am married.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

115 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Evening Triv: Never drop a pair of Poundland reading glasses on the floor. There is no chance of survival.coolgrumpy

DickyC

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49,543 posts

197 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Pericoloso said:
Her name is Heidi ,think her mother's family are Swedes.
My mother's family were Mangelwurzels.

Bobberoo99

38,364 posts

97 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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I used to use a barbers local to me back in the day, there were two older guys and a girl around my age working there at the time, I used to go out drinking on a Thursday night with mates and we bumped into her and her friends one Thursday, she was absolutely hammered and all over my mate who wasn't interested in the slightest, she ended up passed out splayed over the pool table!!!!

DickyC

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49,543 posts

197 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
...and we bumped into her and her friends one Thursday, she was absolutely hammered and all over my mate who wasn't interested in the slightest, she ended up passed out splayed over the pool table!!!!
Took eight to make her randy
And all I had was shandy

/Ian Dury

glenrobbo

35,071 posts

149 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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This evening I am the lucky recipient of a gift of a bag of Genuine Bury Black Puddings fresh from Bury Market today.

That's got to be worth a Nom! lick

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

162 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Nope !.....nono

Invoice being typed as we speak.

Typed on a 1970s typewriter.

glenrobbo

35,071 posts

149 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
/...she ended up passed out splayed over the pool table!!!!
I think that is what is known as being 8-balled. yikes


/ Respect the baize... rolleyes

Was there a cue?

glenrobbo

35,071 posts

149 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Pericoloso said:
Nope !.....nono

Invoice being typed as we speak.

Typed on a 1970s typewriter.
3 minute response time, Peri?

You're slipping! wink

Bobberoo99

38,364 posts

97 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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I'm trying really hard not to buy either a watch, a knife or some sort of tool!!!

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

162 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
I'm trying really hard not to buy either a watch, a knife or some sort of tool!!!
If in doubt ,buy Whiskey.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

162 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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It's very "windy" around my ears ,might have to find a new syrup.

Bobberoo99

38,364 posts

97 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Pericoloso said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I'm trying really hard not to buy either a watch, a knife or some sort of tool!!!
If in doubt ,buy Whiskey.
Even Mrs Bobbers agrees with you!!!! drink
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