Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

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Bobberoo99

5,752 posts

35 months

Friday 11th January
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fatboy18 said:
Carry on Dot,....Oh wait., bugger Dash it!
yikes Hang on a cotton picking minute!!!!! You're going to Bugger Dot and then dash off!?!?!?

I have arisen this morning refreshed, revitalised and in tip top condition!!!!
Cough, hack!!!!! Oh ok then, no I haven't, I stumbled bleary eyed out of bed with a sore throat and an irritating cough!!!! grumpy

DickyC

Original Poster:

30,982 posts

135 months

Friday 11th January
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And now I've got it. That's you posting on here with a cold, that is. Dashed anti-social I call it.

Bobberoo99

5,752 posts

35 months

Friday 11th January
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DickyC said:
And now I've got it. That's you posting on here with a cold, that is. Dashed anti-social I call it.
paperbag Sorry Dicky!!!

Cough

DickyC

Original Poster:

30,982 posts

135 months

Friday 11th January
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I believe I'm right in saying one can treat any of Battert's concoctions as medicine. Is that correct? Well I hope so. I'm going in. What's the worst that can happen?

glenrobbo

12,878 posts

87 months

Friday 11th January
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Good morning chaps! wavey

My, the isolation ward seems to be filling up today! I'd better go and check.on things down at the morgue.

Battert's concoctions are definitely kill or cure.

Whereas my garlic & honey remedy is remarkably effective.
Especially when taken in conjunction with plenty.of whisky and night nurse.

Get matron to rub some Vick on your chest. Or you can try rubbing some on Vicki's chest.

Most efficacious in every case! smile
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fatboy18

15,680 posts

148 months

Friday 11th January
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Vicky's chest gets my vote wobble
Now then you lot, Man Up

we don't get colds we get propper Man Flu wink

You need this .........


Bobberoo99

5,752 posts

35 months

Friday 11th January
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I'VE GOT MY MACHINE BACK!!!!!

I used to go out with a Vicky, I tried rubbing her chest once and she thumped me, we were only 11 or 12!!!!!

DickyC

Original Poster:

30,982 posts

135 months

Friday 11th January
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Man up? Man up? I'm the one proposing to drink quantities of Battert's Patent Remedy. It's for coughs, colds, scrubby holes and pimples on the belly. It's similar to, but subtley different from, his hair loss treatment. I'm manned up already; sitting here with a tablespoon and a hard hat.

Bobberoo99

5,752 posts

35 months

Friday 11th January
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DickyC said:
Man up? Man up? I'm the one proposing to drink quantities of Battert's Patent Remedy. It's for coughs, colds, scrubby holes and pimples on the belly. It's similar to, but subtley different from, his hair loss treatment. I'm manned up already; sitting here with a tablespoon and a hard hat.
Hi-viz vest too Dicky!!!!!

DickyC

Original Poster:

30,982 posts

135 months

Friday 11th January
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Bobberoo99 said:
Hi-viz vest too Dicky!!!!!
Just as soon as Vicky has finished rubbing me.

DickyC

Original Poster:

30,982 posts

135 months

Friday 11th January
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The snail colonies I uncovered earlier in the week haven't declared war on me. They haven't moved either. Their concerns are far more prosaic.


glenrobbo

12,878 posts

87 months

Friday 11th January
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Bobberoo99 said:
DickyC said:
Man up? Man up? I'm the one proposing to drink quantities of Battert's Patent Remedy. It's for coughs, colds, scrubby holes and pimples on the belly. It's similar to, but subtley different from, his hair loss treatment. I'm manned up already; sitting here with a tablespoon and a hard hat.
Hi-viz vest too Dicky!!!!!
And goggles. Don't forget the goggles!
You don't want to be going blind!

glenrobbo

12,878 posts

87 months

Friday 11th January
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ION, I see Pushfit has been busy crusading...

https://www.saffronwaldenreporter.co.uk/news/phall...

Top work fella! wink

Bobberoo99

5,752 posts

35 months

Friday 11th January
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glenrobbo said:
ION, I see Pushfit has been busy crusading...

https://www.saffronwaldenreporter.co.uk/news/phall...

Top work fella! wink
That is flipping genius!!! rofl

Bobberoo99

5,752 posts

35 months

Friday 11th January
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I'm home eating leftover Indian from last night, YUM!!!!

V6 Pushfit

10,011 posts

47 months

Friday 11th January
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glenrobbo said:
ION, I see Pushfit has been busy crusading...

https://www.saffronwaldenreporter.co.uk/news/phall...

Top work fella! wink
dont tell mrs p

glenrobbo

12,878 posts

87 months

Friday 11th January
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V6 Pushfit said:
dont tell mrs p
Don't worry, your secret is safe on the Internet. wink

nonsequitur

7,220 posts

53 months

Friday 11th January
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Bobberoo99 said:
I'm home eating leftover Indian from last night, YUM!!!!
I bet it wasn't apache on your last takeaway Bobbers!

Bobberoo99

5,752 posts

35 months

Friday 11th January
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nonsequitur said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I'm home eating leftover Indian from last night, YUM!!!!
I bet it wasn't apache on your last takeaway Bobbers!
No but it was Sioux tasty!!!!

DickyC

Original Poster:

30,982 posts

135 months

Friday 11th January
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Bobberoo99 said:
nonsequitur said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I'm home eating leftover Indian from last night, YUM!!!!
I bet it wasn't apache on your last takeaway Bobbers!
No but it was Sioux tasty!!!!
Leftovers? Oh, no, I'd be Cheyenne away from them.