Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

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DickyC

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34,964 posts

146 months

Friday 11th January
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And now I've got it. That's you posting on here with a cold, that is. Dashed anti-social I call it.

Bobberoo99

11,294 posts

46 months

Friday 11th January
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DickyC said:
And now I've got it. That's you posting on here with a cold, that is. Dashed anti-social I call it.
paperbag Sorry Dicky!!!

Cough

DickyC

Original Poster:

34,964 posts

146 months

Friday 11th January
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I believe I'm right in saying one can treat any of Battert's concoctions as medicine. Is that correct? Well I hope so. I'm going in. What's the worst that can happen?

glenrobbo

16,844 posts

98 months

Friday 11th January
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Good morning chaps! wavey

My, the isolation ward seems to be filling up today! I'd better go and check.on things down at the morgue.

Battert's concoctions are definitely kill or cure.

Whereas my garlic & honey remedy is remarkably effective.
Especially when taken in conjunction with plenty.of whisky and night nurse.

Get matron to rub some Vick on your chest. Or you can try rubbing some on Vicki's chest.

Most efficacious in every case! smile

fatboy18

16,740 posts

159 months

Friday 11th January
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Vicky's chest gets my vote wobble
Now then you lot, Man Up

we don't get colds we get propper Man Flu wink

You need this .........


Bobberoo99

11,294 posts

46 months

Friday 11th January
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I'VE GOT MY MACHINE BACK!!!!!

I used to go out with a Vicky, I tried rubbing her chest once and she thumped me, we were only 11 or 12!!!!!

DickyC

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34,964 posts

146 months

Friday 11th January
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Man up? Man up? I'm the one proposing to drink quantities of Battert's Patent Remedy. It's for coughs, colds, scrubby holes and pimples on the belly. It's similar to, but subtley different from, his hair loss treatment. I'm manned up already; sitting here with a tablespoon and a hard hat.

Bobberoo99

11,294 posts

46 months

Friday 11th January
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DickyC said:
Man up? Man up? I'm the one proposing to drink quantities of Battert's Patent Remedy. It's for coughs, colds, scrubby holes and pimples on the belly. It's similar to, but subtley different from, his hair loss treatment. I'm manned up already; sitting here with a tablespoon and a hard hat.
Hi-viz vest too Dicky!!!!!

DickyC

Original Poster:

34,964 posts

146 months

Friday 11th January
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Bobberoo99 said:
Hi-viz vest too Dicky!!!!!
Just as soon as Vicky has finished rubbing me.

DickyC

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34,964 posts

146 months

Friday 11th January
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The snail colonies I uncovered earlier in the week haven't declared war on me. They haven't moved either. Their concerns are far more prosaic.


glenrobbo

16,844 posts

98 months

Friday 11th January
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Bobberoo99 said:
DickyC said:
Man up? Man up? I'm the one proposing to drink quantities of Battert's Patent Remedy. It's for coughs, colds, scrubby holes and pimples on the belly. It's similar to, but subtley different from, his hair loss treatment. I'm manned up already; sitting here with a tablespoon and a hard hat.
Hi-viz vest too Dicky!!!!!
And goggles. Don't forget the goggles!
You don't want to be going blind!

glenrobbo

16,844 posts

98 months

Friday 11th January
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ION, I see Pushfit has been busy crusading...

https://www.saffronwaldenreporter.co.uk/news/phall...

Top work fella! wink

Bobberoo99

11,294 posts

46 months

Friday 11th January
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glenrobbo said:
ION, I see Pushfit has been busy crusading...

https://www.saffronwaldenreporter.co.uk/news/phall...

Top work fella! wink
That is flipping genius!!! rofl

Bobberoo99

11,294 posts

46 months

Friday 11th January
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I'm home eating leftover Indian from last night, YUM!!!!

V6 Pushfit

11,116 posts

58 months

Friday 11th January
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glenrobbo said:
ION, I see Pushfit has been busy crusading...

https://www.saffronwaldenreporter.co.uk/news/phall...

Top work fella! wink
dont tell mrs p

glenrobbo

16,844 posts

98 months

Friday 11th January
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V6 Pushfit said:
dont tell mrs p
Don't worry, your secret is safe on the Internet. wink

nonsequitur

10,702 posts

64 months

Friday 11th January
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Bobberoo99 said:
I'm home eating leftover Indian from last night, YUM!!!!
I bet it wasn't apache on your last takeaway Bobbers!

Bobberoo99

11,294 posts

46 months

Friday 11th January
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nonsequitur said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I'm home eating leftover Indian from last night, YUM!!!!
I bet it wasn't apache on your last takeaway Bobbers!
No but it was Sioux tasty!!!!

DickyC

Original Poster:

34,964 posts

146 months

Friday 11th January
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Bobberoo99 said:
nonsequitur said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I'm home eating leftover Indian from last night, YUM!!!!
I bet it wasn't apache on your last takeaway Bobbers!
No but it was Sioux tasty!!!!
Leftovers? Oh, no, I'd be Cheyenne away from them.

glenrobbo

16,844 posts

98 months

Friday 11th January
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Something something something Pawnee Arapaho Iroquois Blackfoot.
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