Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

[glenrobbo]

Bomma220 said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Mrs Bobbers has developed in her left foot, she compounds the issue by insisting on wearing flat soled shoes, one of our friends from last night finally convinced her that they were a big part of the problem, so today will be spent trying to find her some shoes she likes with the correct support, wish me luck I'm going to need it!!!!!

Plantar Fasciitis? Hellfire, sounds like the poor woman's got some kind of bloody conifer growing out of her foot

Still, good luck with it old boy, hope you get it sorted. There's a pair of secateurs in the hangar if that's any help.

Bobbers, just make sure you take her to a reputable farrier. There are a lot of untrained shoesmiths about, and quite frankly, they are nothing but charlatans.

[glenrobbo]

Bomma220 said:

glenrobbo said:

Camomile ( blends into its' surroundings and can be difficult to spot, especially from 1760 yards range. )

Brooke Shields

Well, she's certainly my cup of tea...

[Bobberoo99]

Don't worry chaps I fully intend to ensure she's correctly shod!!!

Brooke Shields?? Why yes, yes I would!!!!!

[P5BNij]

All this talk of tea and not a mention of tiffin. Deary me, you lot are slipping!

Just spotted a Bedford truck approaching the gates with a delivery of much needed trivia...

[DickyC]

P5BNij said:

Just spotted a Bedford truck approaching the gates with a delivery of much needed trivia...

Delivia of Trivborough &Co

Est 2010

[Bobberoo99]

Well that went better than expected, second shop, Sketchers, and she bought two pairs, job jobbed!!!
We're now in The Handmade Burger company about to have lunch!!!

You may want to tell old "Squinty McGinty" to let that truck through, he can be a little forceful with his gate duties, especially if he's a tad hungover!!!!

[Bomma220]

DickyC said:

P5BNij said:

Just spotted a Bedford truck approaching the gates with a delivery of much needed trivia...

Delivia of Trivborough &Co

Est 2010

Oh, jolly good. If the driver's the Welsh fella with glasses, last time he was here he asked if I could procure some cheap pile ointment.

Could someone let him know it's in the hangar just inside the door, in a box marked 'RALGEX' I think. £20 for the lot.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Delivia of Trivborough &Co

Est 2010

I thought "Deliverance from Trivborough" would have been a more appropriate name, given their modus operandi

[glenrobbo]

Bomma220 said:

Oh, jolly good. If the driver's the Welsh fella with glasses, last time he was here he asked if I could procure some cheap pile ointment.

Could someone let him know it's in the hangar just inside the door, in a box marked 'RALGEX' I think. £20 for the lot.

Dai the Piledriver?

"Warm and soothing". Hahaha!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Well that went better than expected, second shop, Sketchers, and she bought two pairs, job jobbed!!!
We're now in The Handmade Burger company.

You better get Mrs. Bobbers to reveal all on the "Show us your new shoes" thread.

Did you buy two pairs of burgers too?

[Bomma220]

Hellfire, is that lorry driver still about? I've just thought, it's not the Ralgex one, it's Arsol or something.

Never mind, he can always call me. I reckon a lot of these creams are all the bloody same anyway.

[DickyC]

I need help in the "Woman sets trap, man walks in" thread. Some chaps don't get mine and it was the original post.

Could you pop along and explain humour to the non believers?

Thanks.

[Bobberoo99]

On my way over there now Dicky!!

[DickyC]

Well done chap.

Nij - do you have a use for a Mini bumper? It's not perfect, but it's better than not having one. It's probably from my bro's Mk2.

[P5BNij]

DickyC said:

Well done chap.

Nij - do you have a use for a Mini bumper? It's not perfect, but it's better than not having one. It's probably from my bro's Mk2.

Thanks for the offer Dicky but I'll pass, got a garage full of Mini stuff already and need to keep enough room spare for any impending Mustang / Cougar purchase. The two brand new bumpers I fitted to the wee Cooper S during the resto are still looking like new. Bung it on ebay or suchlike, someone will have it off you

Just seen a Bedford truck crashing through the exit barrier, the back end looks a bit low - I fear the camp's supply of NAAFI branded Tiffin has been purloined whilst we weren't looking. The Blighter!

[Bobberoo99]

P5BNij said:

Thanks for the offer Dicky but I'll pass, got a garage full of Mini stuff already and need to keep enough room spare for any impending Mustang / Cougar purchase. The two brand new bumpers I fitted to the wee Cooper S during the resto are still looking like new. Bung it on ebay or suchlike, someone will have it off you

Just seen a Bedford truck crashing through the exit barrier, the back end looks a bit low - I fear the camp's supply of NAAFI branded Tiffin has been purloined whilst we weren't looking. The Blighter!

I wouldn't worry Nij, it was loaded down with about a ton of old shell casings and empty Absinthe bottles, apparently he knows a man who'll recycle them for us no questions asked!!
Not quite sure why he crashed through the gate though, unless his brakes failed under all that weight!!!

[Bobberoo99]

I went for a kip about 1430hrs, I thought I'd have an hour or so, I woke up at 1650hrs!!!

[Bobberoo99]

I've been sent a video by a friend, it's um, interesting, yeah, that'll do, ooohhhjh!!!!!

[GTI16V]

I'm in the local drinking a pint and eating some crisps.
Hopefully that's trivial enough?

[Jimmy Recard]

I watched Dirty Sanchez with my mum last night. Jesus Christ, that was a mistake. The most awkward half hour I've ever had