A bit council (Vol 4)

[Pericoloso]

Impromptu pub PH meet incoming sounds like.
Need a pic of you 2 in pub car park with br d's McLaren......

[Frank7]

Pericoloso said:

Impromptu pub PH meet incoming sounds like.
Need a pic of you 2 in pub car park with br d's McLaren......

Is that like McKewans? I know very little about beers, and even less about cars, but I can tell the difference between Stolychnya and Smirnoff.

[Pericoloso]

I know you're not a car nut Frank ,just Google an image of McLaren road cars.

[bobtail4x4]

and custard?
we need custard.

[br d]

Frank7 said:

Now I AM worried , but if you’re serious br_d, I can usually be found in The Ship, St. Marychurch St., or The Mayflower, Rotherhithe St, on Friday nights, and Sunday nights, and the Catholic club, Paradise St. on Saturday nights.
I don’t drink beer, just ask for double vodka Frank, the one with more hair, (albeit grey), than a 79 y.o. should have, but it’s short and tidy.

Frank I'm going to take you up on this!
I'm busy the next couple weekends but after that I'll PM you, come up and buy you a voddie!

If we want a PH flavour I could bring the car and blast you through the tunnel with the roof down, or if that's all too much effort I'll just have a couple of quick drinks and leave you in peace.

I don't speak any French but we can always talk about V8mate in proper Cockney!

(How about it V8? Fancy a quick beer and a chance to prove your theory? )

[Lily the Pink]

Pericoloso said:

Impromptu pub PH meet incoming sounds like.

... but surely everyone has to turn up in a black cab ?

[George Smiley]

Lily the Pink said:

Pericoloso said:

Impromptu pub PH meet incoming sounds like.

... but surely everyone has to turn up in a black cab ?

Uber’s cheaper and safer

[Bluesgirl]

Shouldn't this be on the Match.com thread?

[Frank7]

George Smiley said:

Uber’s cheaper and safer

Uber is cheaper, as they’re driven by slaves who have no alternative but to work for a handful of peanuts, don’t know why they’d be safer, a Black Cab driver would never willingly put his taxi in harm’s way.
I’ll be okay, I can see The Ship from my rear balcony, The Mayflower is 3-4 minutes walk, the Catholic club is 4 minutes walk.

[berlintaxi]

Right, let's get back on track....

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/converted...

I bet the 22 year old lodger is knackered.

[MartG]

berlintaxi said:

Right, let's get back on track....

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/converted...

I bet the 22 year old lodger is knackered.

The whole incident does seem to be a bit of an overreaction by the police though :/

[anonymous-user]

berlintaxi said:

Right, let's get back on track....

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/converted...

I bet the 22 year old lodger is knackered.

Must be quite warm in their house too

[Tango13]

funkyrobot said:

Dear oh dear.

'Teen romance that saw cousins move to Skegness ends in court after he threatens to kill and 'disgrace' her'

https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news...

Skegness is pure council.

Unfortunately Morrison's is the only shop I've found that sells mulligatawny cuppa soups so I visited the one in Skeg-Vegas earlier and was greeted by this site...

Edited by Tango13 on Wednesday 17th July 21:28

[Cliftonite]

Tango13 said:

Skegness is pure council.

Unfortunately Morrison's is the only shop I've found that sells mulligatawny cuppa soups so I visited the one in Skeg-Vegas earlier and was greeted by this site...

Edited by Tango13 on Wednesday 17th July 21:28

£11 a pot! Bargin!

[gus607]

bluezedd said:

I'd like to add a series of online car sales words to the council thread:

FULLY LOADED
BARN FIND
RUNS SWEET AS A NUT
NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED (bonus points if it's on a 320d or similar).

There are a few others, but I can't remember them atm.

Have we had FIRST TO SEE WILL BUY ! yet ?

[motco]

gus607 said:

bluezedd said:

I'd like to add a series of online car sales words to the council thread:

FULLY LOADED
BARN FIND
RUNS SWEET AS A NUT
NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED (bonus points if it's on a 320d or similar).

There are a few others, but I can't remember them atm.

Have we had FIRST TO SEE WILL BUY ! yet ?

"No tyre-kickers or time wasters" as if people will travel far and wide to see a 1.1 litre Fiesta

[Whistle]

No test pilots

[paulguitar]

Whistle said:

No test pilots

[Spare tyre]

motco said:

gus607 said:

bluezedd said:

I'd like to add a series of online car sales words to the council thread:

FULLY LOADED
BARN FIND
RUNS SWEET AS A NUT
NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED (bonus points if it's on a 320d or similar).

There are a few others, but I can't remember them atm.

Have we had FIRST TO SEE WILL BUY ! yet ?

"No tyre-kickers or time wasters" as if people will travel far and wide to see a 1.1 litre Fiesta

I like the idea of a timewaster sitting at home thinking he will go and waste someone’s time looking at a car, then he sees the no time waster bit and doesn’t bother

Must be some moral code they all go by

[dudleybloke]

A "pool party" in a Bilston pub will only end one way!

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/black-country/mas...