A bit council (Vol 4)

A bit council (Vol 4)

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The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

116 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Black_S3 said:
It’s not true. Brand new cars, usually Nissan quasquais with 1.0 petrol engines appear to be the chariot of choice these days. Get em free by telling the doctor you’re kids are autistic.
Can one get a free car if one lacks certain grammatical skills?

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

115 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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talksthetorque said:
g3org3y said:
Right...

Meanwhile, here's some PROPER council. Spotted by my sister on her flight to Cyprus today.



eekeekeek



eekeekeek

Do not want.



Showing off that you paid for/ blagged extra legroom. Council.
The Cheeky Girls greatest hits.music

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

115 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Initforthemoney said:
Being able to see into another’s garden from your own house = council.
I have to send my man out to look into neighbours gardens.

Etypephil

724 posts

77 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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The Mad Monk said:
Black_S3 said:
It’s not true. Brand new cars, usually Nissan quasquais with 1.0 petrol engines appear to be the chariot of choice these days. Get em free by telling the doctor you’re kids are autistic.
Can one get a free car if one lacks certain grammatical skills?
Quite possibly, especially when coupled with the inability to spell "Qashqai"; regardless, either qualifies one for the Council list.

ApOrbital

9,942 posts

117 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Is that a Mexican dish?

Dermot O'Logical

2,547 posts

128 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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can't remember said:
As for the Aga comment, nothing shrieks 'desperately trying to be middle class' quite like an Aga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWTy9fE48og

3m 30s in...

can't remember

1,077 posts

127 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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toastybase said:
Having one that was part of the family house for over 30 odd years doesn’t. Installing one into a new build and talking about does imo
The thing is at the top of the page you were being snobby about your Aga.

toastybase said:
Any kitchen appliance that isn’t part of the aga. Council.
It's too late now to try and blame it on your arriviste 80s parents.

motco

15,919 posts

245 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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talksthetorque said:
Initforthemoney said:
Being able to see into another’s garden from your own house = council.
Your country manor is not tall or grand enough to see neighbouring estates?
One's residence should not be visible from any public thoroughfare.

Dog Star

16,079 posts

167 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Having both of you baby’s ears pierced just after birth.

Look at this cowette.



Cows.

Cows are council.

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

246 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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My local facebook buy/sell group.

Coffee table for sale.

paulguitar

23,104 posts

112 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Shuvi McTupya said:
My local facebook buy/sell group.

Coffee table for sale.
You jest, shirly?


Tom _M

417 posts

69 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Some great council selling can be found on Facebook. This beautiful composure popped up earlier today and were asking £10 for it. Ticks so many boxes... Filthy manky sofa in front garden, empty can, fags, topless chav, chavette in foreground.

Black_S3

2,667 posts

187 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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can't remember said:
As for the Aga comment, nothing shrieks 'desperately trying to be middle class' quite like an Aga.
Yup, you need two kitchens with no aga on show in the one guests see to be truly downtown Abby.

Shambler

1,184 posts

143 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Having stickers of the political party you support on your car.

Poppiecock

943 posts

57 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Black_S3 said:
Yup, you need two kitchens with no aga on show in the one guests see to be truly downtown Abby.
And they'll be able to listen to the rhythm of a gentle Bossa nova!

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

246 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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paulguitar said:
You jest, shirly?
Thats what i assumed when i first saw the ad but a look at the guys profile makes me think it is most definitely legit. Recently sold a few 'unwanted' watches, was asking if anyone could take his staffie, sold his motorbike because his kids needed 'rescuing'..



wolfracesonic

6,941 posts

126 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Dog Star said:
Having both of you baby’s ears pierced just after birth.

Look at this cowette.



Cows.

Cows are council.
Cowncil?

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

134 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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wolfracesonic said:
Cowncil?
ISWYTD

wolfracesonic

6,941 posts

126 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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talksthetorque said:
wolfracesonic said:
Cowncil?
ISWYTD
Did you find it amoosing? I’m here all week, avoid the veal, try the beef.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

134 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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I just realised I misspelt ISWYDT.



Edited by talksthetorque on Monday 26th August 21:51

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