A bit council (Vol 4)

A bit council (Vol 4)

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MWM3

1,763 posts

122 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Big Easy said:
Quite a generalisation. An accurate one at that.
Fixed it for you.

yanyan

614 posts

212 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Old Man Fred said:
The new girl at work next to me is full council.

Audi TT on finance - £380 a month, boyfriend (who has 3 previous kids with two different women) has a golf R at £600 a month
She has nearly 5k debt, he has 7k, yet they are going to look at a house to rent for £900 a month when they currently live with his parents rent free.

She is trying to sue autoglass for giving her the wrong windscreen wipers for her TT

She has worked here for 12 days and she has told me so far that their evening meals have been Dominoes 3 times, Mcdonalds 3 times (plus lunch today which was brought into the office) KFC, fish and chips and pie and chips.

She wears short leather skirts with some kind of crop top jumper with a split up the side so you can see her bra.

It looks like she applies her make up with a trowel it is that thick and she has fake blonde hair and massive filler-ed lips as well as the claw shaped fake nails.

She has also work the same top all 3 days so far this week
The person that hired her; full council

kowalski655

14,639 posts

143 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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yanyan said:
Old Man Fred said:
The new girl at work next to me is full council.

Audi TT on finance - £380 a month, boyfriend (who has 3 previous kids with two different women) has a golf R at £600 a month
She has nearly 5k debt, he has 7k, yet they are going to look at a house to rent for £900 a month when they currently live with his parents rent free.

She is trying to sue autoglass for giving her the wrong windscreen wipers for her TT

She has worked here for 12 days and she has told me so far that their evening meals have been Dominoes 3 times, Mcdonalds 3 times (plus lunch today which was brought into the office) KFC, fish and chips and pie and chips.

She wears short leather skirts with some kind of crop top jumper with a split up the side so you can see her bra.

It looks like she applies her make up with a trowel it is that thick and she has fake blonde hair and massive filler-ed lips as well as the claw shaped fake nails.

She has also work the same top all 3 days so far this week
The person that hired her; full council wanted in her knickers
FTFY

FoxtrotOscar1

712 posts

109 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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kowalski655 said:
yanyan said:
Old Man Fred said:
The new girl at work next to me is full council.

Audi TT on finance - £380 a month, boyfriend (who has 3 previous kids with two different women) has a golf R at £600 a month
She has nearly 5k debt, he has 7k, yet they are going to look at a house to rent for £900 a month when they currently live with his parents rent free.

She is trying to sue autoglass for giving her the wrong windscreen wipers for her TT

She has worked here for 12 days and she has told me so far that their evening meals have been Dominoes 3 times, Mcdonalds 3 times (plus lunch today which was brought into the office) KFC, fish and chips and pie and chips.

She wears short leather skirts with some kind of crop top jumper with a split up the side so you can see her bra.

It looks like she applies her make up with a trowel it is that thick and she has fake blonde hair and massive filler-ed lips as well as the claw shaped fake nails.

She has also work the same top all 3 days so far this week
The person that hired her; full council wanted in her knickers
FTFY
The person that hired her was probably Old Man Fred by the looks of it.

PositronicRay

27,010 posts

183 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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FoxtrotOscar1 said:
kowalski655 said:
yanyan said:
Old Man Fred said:
The new girl at work next to me is full council.

Audi TT on finance - £380 a month, boyfriend (who has 3 previous kids with two different women) has a golf R at £600 a month
She has nearly 5k debt, he has 7k, yet they are going to look at a house to rent for £900 a month when they currently live with his parents rent free.

She is trying to sue autoglass for giving her the wrong windscreen wipers for her TT

She has worked here for 12 days and she has told me so far that their evening meals have been Dominoes 3 times, Mcdonalds 3 times (plus lunch today which was brought into the office) KFC, fish and chips and pie and chips.

She wears short leather skirts with some kind of crop top jumper with a split up the side so you can see her bra.

It looks like she applies her make up with a trowel it is that thick and she has fake blonde hair and massive filler-ed lips as well as the claw shaped fake nails.

She has also work the same top all 3 days so far this week
The person that hired her; full council wanted in her knickers
FTFY
The person that hired her was probably Old Man Fred by the looks of it.
For a new girl he has taken a lot of interest in her.

alorotom

11,939 posts

187 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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PositronicRay said:
For a new girl he has taken a lot of interest in her.
He is aiming to balls deep by the 3rd round of drinks at the Christmas party

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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moanthebairns said:
This chap seems to know an awful lot about this new colleague, who shares their partners debt with co-workers freely.......I suspect the op has a strong lust for this one but he's in the denial stage. Classic little boy with a crush. Next you'll be pinging her bra.
With all that debt, she may be tapping him for a loan.

moanthebairns

17,937 posts

198 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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nonsequitur said:
moanthebairns said:
This chap seems to know an awful lot about this new colleague, who shares their partners debt with co-workers freely.......I suspect the op has a strong lust for this one but he's in the denial stage. Classic little boy with a crush. Next you'll be pinging her bra.
With all that debt, she may be tapping him for a loan.
Am I the only one who thinks £5,000 isn't a lot of debt tbh. Heck if your smart you can easily bounce that about with 0% interest on credit cards for years.

Old Man Fred

821 posts

89 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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FoxtrotOscar1 said:
kowalski655 said:
yanyan said:
Old Man Fred said:
The new girl at work next to me is full council.

Audi TT on finance - £380 a month, boyfriend (who has 3 previous kids with two different women) has a golf R at £600 a month
She has nearly 5k debt, he has 7k, yet they are going to look at a house to rent for £900 a month when they currently live with his parents rent free.

She is trying to sue autoglass for giving her the wrong windscreen wipers for her TT

She has worked here for 12 days and she has told me so far that their evening meals have been Dominoes 3 times, Mcdonalds 3 times (plus lunch today which was brought into the office) KFC, fish and chips and pie and chips.

She wears short leather skirts with some kind of crop top jumper with a split up the side so you can see her bra.

It looks like she applies her make up with a trowel it is that thick and she has fake blonde hair and massive filler-ed lips as well as the claw shaped fake nails.

She has also work the same top all 3 days so far this week
The person that hired her; full council wanted in her knickers
FTFY
The person that hired her was probably Old Man Fred by the looks of it.
Oh hell no! She wouldn't have got anywhere near the job if it was my decision. I am spoken for so have no interest in her in 'that' way

She freely offers up info about their debt and her ongoing saga about her house sale where she lived with her previous partner without any coercing from me. I have very little interest in most other work colleagues affairs, less so when I am not keen on the person as well

I know some people will think I doth protest too much but I am not interested in the slightest.

It seems some people on here are though, so I will keep the updates coming 😊

moanthebairns

17,937 posts

198 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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So you wouldn't drink her dirty bathwater..... yet.

Old Man Fred

821 posts

89 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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moanthebairns said:
nonsequitur said:
moanthebairns said:
This chap seems to know an awful lot about this new colleague, who shares their partners debt with co-workers freely.......I suspect the op has a strong lust for this one but he's in the denial stage. Classic little boy with a crush. Next you'll be pinging her bra.
With all that debt, she may be tapping him for a loan.
Am I the only one who thinks £5,000 isn't a lot of debt tbh. Heck if your smart you can easily bounce that about with 0% interest on credit cards for years.
In the grand scheme of things, that isn’t a lot of debt, but she doesn’t own the car, is considering paying to rent a house when she has a free place to live, and is about to spend a load on furniture for the new house.

Oh her other half is considering setting up a valet business from their new place, cash in hand of course..
ETA - there is no equity in the house she is selling either apparently

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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well work girl above, that's just being young, daft. god I'd love to have all the money back I blew on cars, mod'ing cars, over the bar back from my teen years and 20's.



talking of money: looked at a breakdown of income/expenditure for someone the other day

1300 mth tax credit

about 200 ish CB can't remember

outgoings of amusement- lets ignore sensible stuff

£550 on car loans
£215 on sky/cable/broadband god knows how
car ins £150 mth 2 cars
£110 mobile phones
then £100 in kids dance and acting lessons. fair play doing something with the kids


my point is, all this is funded from benefits.


moanthebairns

17,937 posts

198 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Old Man Fred said:
moanthebairns said:
nonsequitur said:
moanthebairns said:
This chap seems to know an awful lot about this new colleague, who shares their partners debt with co-workers freely.......I suspect the op has a strong lust for this one but he's in the denial stage. Classic little boy with a crush. Next you'll be pinging her bra.
With all that debt, she may be tapping him for a loan.
Am I the only one who thinks £5,000 isn't a lot of debt tbh. Heck if your smart you can easily bounce that about with 0% interest on credit cards for years.
In the grand scheme of things, that isn’t a lot of debt, but she doesn’t own the car, is considering paying to rent a house when she has a free place to live, and is about to spend a load on furniture for the new house.

Oh her other half is considering setting up a valet business from their new place, cash in hand of course..
ETA - there is no equity in the house she is selling either apparently
This free place to live is at her parents house. Having left home at 17 I now find myself back with my parents at 32 having sold my flat whilst I wait until I can find a decent house in the area. I've been there 4 months and its fking torture, honestly try it. If anything this makes the most sense to me.

Steamer

13,857 posts

213 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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austinsmirk said:
well work girl above, that's just being young, daft. god I'd love to have all the money back I blew on cars, mod'ing cars, over the bar back from my teen years and 20's.



talking of money: looked at a breakdown of income/expenditure for someone the other day

1300 mth tax credit

about 200 ish CB can't remember

outgoings of amusement- lets ignore sensible stuff

£550 on car loans
£215 on sky/cable/broadband god knows how
car ins £150 mth 2 cars
£110 mobile phones
then £100 in kids dance and acting lessons. fair play doing something with the kids


my point is, all this is funded from benefits.
Okay - seeing as this is the Council Thread - Can someone explain the requirements to receive such benefits (its something I know nothing about).

Child Benefit - Thats fair enough, I'm assuming its available to everyone / single or couple that has a child regardless of income?

But £1300 tax credit?! How does that work. For all the grafters out there on min. wage that are lucky enough to have a 39hr contract (not easy come by these days at the likes or Tesco / Asda.. most seem to be P/T 18hr Contracts) - They will be lucky to see £1400 BEFORE tax and Ni

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

247 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Steamer said:
But £1300 tax credit?! How does that work.
No Idea but my buddy was a single dad to one son and got £800 a month tax credit and god knows what other benefits!



shep1001

4,600 posts

189 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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ApOrbital said:
Having two fridges council.

Btw i have three.
Does a champagne & beer fridge count in the garage in addition to the one in the pantry?

generationx

6,736 posts

105 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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shep1001 said:
ApOrbital said:
Having two fridges council.

Btw i have three.
Does a champagne & beer fridge count in the garage in addition to the one in the pantry?
But does “pantry” = “downstairs (broken) toilet”? wink

You can see where I’m going with this...

WilliamWoollard

2,343 posts

193 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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technodup said:
WilliamWoollard said:
You'll have to forgive my ignorance but are they singing "fk them all and the IRA?"
fk the pope and the IRA.
Thanks. So romantic.

Etypephil

724 posts

78 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Steamer said:
austinsmirk said:
well work girl above, that's just being young, daft. god I'd love to have all the money back I blew on cars, mod'ing cars, over the bar back from my teen years and 20's.



talking of money: looked at a breakdown of income/expenditure for someone the other day

1300 mth tax credit

about 200 ish CB can't remember

outgoings of amusement- lets ignore sensible stuff

£550 on car loans
£215 on sky/cable/broadband god knows how
car ins £150 mth 2 cars
£110 mobile phones
then £100 in kids dance and acting lessons. fair play doing something with the kids


my point is, all this is funded from benefits.
Okay - seeing as this is the Council Thread - Can someone explain the requirements to receive such benefits (its something I know nothing about).

Child Benefit - Thats fair enough, I'm assuming its available to everyone / single or couple that has a child regardless of income?

But £1300 tax credit?! How does that work. For all the grafters out there on min. wage that are lucky enough to have a 39hr contract (not easy come by these days at the likes or Tesco / Asda.. most seem to be P/T 18hr Contracts) - They will be lucky to see £1400 BEFORE tax and Ni
I mentally inserted puntuation, reading the post as £1,300; (presumably) from employment, £200ish; tax credit, Child Benefit; can't remember.

Perhaps I was being generously wrong.

LarJammer

2,237 posts

210 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Shuvi McTupya said:
Steamer said:
But £1300 tax credit?! How does that work.
No Idea but my buddy was a single dad to one son and got £800 a month tax credit and god knows what other benefits!
I'm a single dad to one and get sweet FA!

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