A bit council (Vol 4)

[lauda]

Spare tyre said:

Here is a wonderful scene from a British street

This fella had teeth on a lead and a snake on his head

You’ll have to zoom in to see / believe me

The council bit was it was bloody cold which I’m assuming is not great for a snake?

That’s Burgess Road in Southampton isn’t it?

[nonsequitur]

wack said:

Lidl are going to need to up their budget a bit to compete with levi's advertising

Council leg-over?

[bluezedd]

Mentioning the size of your television without someone asking specifically (e.g. perhaps they see your telly and they are curious about it) is absolute council.

e.g. Aww I'm gonna watch tha big game on mah 55 inch telly in FULL HD.

[Spare tyre]

lauda said:

Spare tyre said:

Here is a wonderful scene from a British street

This fella had teeth on a lead and a snake on his head

You’ll have to zoom in to see / believe me

The council bit was it was bloody cold which I’m assuming is not great for a snake?

That’s Burgess Road in Southampton isn’t it?

Yup

[lauda]

Spare tyre said:

lauda said:

Spare tyre said:

Here is a wonderful scene from a British street

This fella had teeth on a lead and a snake on his head

You’ll have to zoom in to see / believe me

The council bit was it was bloody cold which I’m assuming is not great for a snake?

That’s Burgess Road in Southampton isn’t it?

Yup

I may have lived very close to where that photo was taken when I was a student...

Am I council?

[nonsequitur]

lauda said:

Spare tyre said:

lauda said:

Spare tyre said:

Here is a wonderful scene from a British street

This fella had teeth on a lead and a snake on his head

You’ll have to zoom in to see / believe me

The council bit was it was bloody cold which I’m assuming is not great for a snake?

That’s Burgess Road in Southampton isn’t it?

Yup

I may have lived very close to where that photo was taken when I was a student...

Am I council?

How close? Then the council council can decide.

[V8mate]

nonsequitur said:

How close? Then the council council can decide.

Can we trust the counsel of the council council though? My counsel would be that the counsel of the council council be considered by the full council.

[GOATever]

lauda said:

I may have lived very close to where that photo was taken when I was a student...

Am I council?

If it was within the Southampton city border, then yes, Council.

[nonsequitur]

GOATever said:

If it was within the Southampton city border, then yes, Council.

Saints alive.

[djc206]

lauda said:

I may have lived very close to where that photo was taken when I was a student...

Am I council?

Students are exempt as they always live in the sttest parts of town. Southampton has no shortage of stholes either. I feel sorry for the poor sods that end up in St Mary’s

[Bluedot]

Whilst we're on the subject of Soton bashing,...
This site made me smile, the author clearly has something against the city, check out the picture used compared to the other places

https://www.thecrazytourist.com/15-best-places-vis...

[Spare tyre]

Bluedot said:

Whilst we're on the subject of Soton bashing,...
This site made me smile, the author clearly has something against the city, check out the picture used compared to the other places

https://www.thecrazytourist.com/15-best-places-vis...

That is strange

Some nice buildings and parks in the city

[lauda]

djc206 said:

lauda said:

I may have lived very close to where that photo was taken when I was a student...

Am I council?

Students are exempt as they always live in the sttest parts of town. Southampton has no shortage of stholes either. I feel sorry for the poor sods that end up in St Mary’s

Well I lived on Woodcote Road which is a turning off of the road in the picture. And my girlfriend at the time lived on the opposite side of Burgess Road on the Flowers Estate. That was (and still is) proper council!

[ArsE82]

Saying “off of”

[Baby Shark doo doo doo doo]

gus607 said:

BINGO !

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/fam...

Carp fishing seems a popular council hobby

[djc206]

Spare tyre said:

That is strange

Some nice buildings and parks in the city

In fairness 90% of it looks like that. Although Portsmouth isn’t any better.

[hutchst]

lauda said:

Well I lived on Woodcote Road which is a turning off of the road in the picture. And my girlfriend at the time lived on the opposite side of Burgess Road on the Flowers Estate. That was (and still is) proper council!

Whooah there boys.

Some of us lived there 50 years ago. Before they installed inside toilets and electricity.

[Bullett]

The DIY on a budget page on facebook is a rich hunting ground.
Lots of council points here;
Badly executed
Mix and match fonts
Writing on walls
Tacky
and the names!






I edited the kid out in the last one but it was a council classic of that stupid headband thing they all seem to wear.

[kev1974]

Are they all kids that have died? Why else has "time stood still"?

[alorotom]

kev1974 said:

Are they all kids that have died? Why else has "time stood still"?

thats how i read it too, but at a guess its when they were born ... how odd and tacky in equal measure