A bit council (Vol 4)

A bit council (Vol 4)

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psi310398

9,066 posts

203 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Export56 said:
First one is nothing more council than wall mounted TV above fireplace, unless you want to spend your time looking upwards all day like a chick in a nest. TV height should always be at seated eye level, called zero angle.
Second one is an a fan pattern artex ceiling,this is not 1988 and it was tasteless then.
Third is squeaky, slippery cheap leather ply sofa, stick to it in the summer, cold in the winter.
Fourth, wooden floor in sitting room, noisy, cold, shows every speck of fluff, just awful.
The first three I'd agree with but the second and third are matters of taste rather than the breach of some Palladian or even Colfax and Fowler ideal.

On the last point, you'd better drop the Duke of Devonshire a line, as both the morning room and the drawing room at Chatsworth fail to have fitted carpet...he'll be alarmed to be considered council but will appreciate the irony that his Mitford mother failed to remedy such a non-U errorsmile.

Carbon Sasquatch

4,635 posts

64 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Export56 said:
Found this picture of a room from estate agents, it looks like some horror from a Interior design software program, but it is in fact a real photo. I sent it to my wife and said spot the 4 design mistakes, she came back with an easy 6 with a possible 8.
Not council - the TV is way to small for a start. The paint isn't peeling or mouldy etc.

2 GKC

1,895 posts

105 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Export56 said:
Found this picture of a room from estate agents, it looks like some horror from a Interior design software program, but it is in fact a real photo. I sent it to my wife and said spot the 4 design mistakes, she came back with an easy 6 with a possible 8.
That really does make you both sound rather unpleasant.

steveo3002

10,515 posts

174 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Carbon Sasquatch said:
Not council - the TV is way to small for a start. The paint isn't peeling or mouldy etc.
agree not council , might not be to everyones taste but theyve taken pride into making it what they like and kept it in nice order

council would be broken furniture , huge patches of peeling leather on the sofa , toys everywhere and way too many pets in the photo and a huge mess outside with motobility zafira in the pic- look after nothing cus the council /benefits will get you a new one

Edited by steveo3002 on Sunday 25th October 09:07

CanAm

9,178 posts

272 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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talksthetorque said:
Clue is in the name: All YOU can eat.

Not you, your wife, your kids and the Staffies.
I’m getting the feeling of. ......Pay for just one all you can eat breakfast, pile it high then share with the wife; then complain when you get rumbled. Unfair?

basherX

2,471 posts

161 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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steveo3002 said:
Carbon Sasquatch said:
Not council - the TV is way to small for a start. The paint isn't peeling or mouldy etc.
agree not council , might not be to everyones taste but theyve taken pride into making it what they like and kept it in nice order

council would be broken furniture , huge patches of peeling leather on the sofa , toys everywhere and way too many pets in the photo and a huge mess outside with motobility zafira in the pic
Agreed. It’s not to my taste but it’s neither horribly neglected nor offensively vulgar, which are the two council ends of the interior decoration distribution curve.

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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2 GKC said:
Export56 said:
Found this picture of a room from estate agents, it looks like some horror from a Interior design software program, but it is in fact a real photo. I sent it to my wife and said spot the 4 design mistakes, she came back with an easy 6 with a possible 8.
That really does make you both sound rather unpleasant.
yes


alorotom

11,937 posts

187 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Export56 said:
Found this picture of a room from estate agents, it looks like some horror from a Interior design software program, but it is in fact a real photo. I sent it to my wife and said spot the 4 design mistakes, she came back with an easy 6 with a possible 8.
Indeed. Stealing photos of someone’s (in all fairness) reasonably presented house to send to ones partner for derision is indeed the epitome of council behaviour

Carbon Sasquatch

4,635 posts

64 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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CanAm said:
talksthetorque said:
Clue is in the name: All YOU can eat.

Not you, your wife, your kids and the Staffies.
I’m getting the feeling of. ......Pay for just one all you can eat breakfast, pile it high then share with the wife; then complain when you get rumbled. Unfair?
Which was fine when it was in fact an all you can eat buffet. However, if you read the article, the basis of his grievance is that there is no longer a buffet - you order your breakfast and it's served on a plate to the table - just like any regular meal, which you could share.... and she had the continental breakfast - they're not completely council freeloaders smile

MartG

20,666 posts

204 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Carbon Sasquatch said:
CanAm said:
talksthetorque said:
Clue is in the name: All YOU can eat.

Not you, your wife, your kids and the Staffies.
I’m getting the feeling of. ......Pay for just one all you can eat breakfast, pile it high then share with the wife; then complain when you get rumbled. Unfair?
Which was fine when it was in fact an all you can eat buffet. However, if you read the article, the basis of his grievance is that there is no longer a buffet - you order your breakfast and it's served on a plate to the table - just like any regular meal, which you could share.... and she had the continental breakfast - they're not completely council freeloaders smile
Yes - they had ordered two separate meals which had been delivered to their table - what they did with them once delivered is nobody's business but theirs

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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alorotom said:
Export56 said:
Found this picture of a room from estate agents, it looks like some horror from a Interior design software program, but it is in fact a real photo. I sent it to my wife and said spot the 4 design mistakes, she came back with an easy 6 with a possible 8.
Indeed. Stealing photos of someone’s (in all fairness) reasonably presented house to send to ones partner for derision is indeed the epitome of council behaviour
Yes. Who would have the time to actually think of doing that? ( I rather like those blinds, and the table lamp, the rug, and are not artex ceilings back in favour?).

Edited by nonsequitur on Sunday 25th October 10:38

markymarkthree

2,265 posts

171 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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nonsequitur said:
Yes. Who would have the time to actually think of doing that? ( I rather like those blinds, and the table lamp, the rug, smileand are not artex ceilings back in favour?).smile

Edited by nonsequitur on Sunday 25th October 10:38
Only if accompanied by polystyrene coving.

WyrleyD

1,899 posts

148 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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"Yes. Who would have the time to actually think of doing that? ( I rather like those blinds, and the table lamp, the rug, and are not artex ceilings back in favour?)."

Please don't tell me that, I've just spent a small fortune having all the Artexed ceilings scraped and re-plastered.

Castrol for a knave

4,671 posts

91 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Export56 said:
First one is nothing more council than wall mounted TV above fireplace, unless you want to spend your time looking upwards all day like a chick in a nest. TV height should always be at seated eye level, called zero angle.
Second one is an a fan pattern artex ceiling,this is not 1988 and it was tasteless then.
Third is squeaky, slippery cheap leather ply sofa, stick to it in the summer, cold in the winter.
Fourth, wooden floor in sitting room, noisy, cold, shows every speck of fluff, just awful.
sneering = council

amusingduck

9,396 posts

136 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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alorotom said:
Export56 said:
Found this picture of a room from estate agents, it looks like some horror from a Interior design software program, but it is in fact a real photo. I sent it to my wife and said spot the 4 design mistakes, she came back with an easy 6 with a possible 8.
Indeed. Stealing photos of someone’s (in all fairness) reasonably presented house to send to ones partner for derision is indeed the epitome of council behaviour
Maybe they're interior decoration enthusiasts? biggrin

eldar

21,714 posts

196 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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nonsequitur said:
Yes. Who would have the time to actually think of doing that? ( I rather like those blinds, and the table lamp, the rug, and are not artex ceilings back in favour?).

Edited by nonsequitur on Sunday 25th October 10:38
A fan of shag pile, obviouslysmile

eldar

21,714 posts

196 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Castrol for a knave said:
Export56 said:
First one is nothing more council than wall mounted TV above fireplace, unless you want to spend your time looking upwards all day like a chick in a nest. TV height should always be at seated eye level, called zero angle.
Second one is an a fan pattern artex ceiling,this is not 1988 and it was tasteless then.
Third is squeaky, slippery cheap leather ply sofa, stick to it in the summer, cold in the winter.
Fourth, wooden floor in sitting room, noisy, cold, shows every speck of fluff, just awful.
sneering = council
Sneering at people sneering, also council. Sneering at people sneering at people sneering, too complex for council...


nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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WyrleyD said:
"Yes. Who would have the time to actually think of doing that? ( I rather like those blinds, and the table lamp, the rug, and are not artex ceilings back in favour?)."

Please don't tell me that, I've just spent a small fortune having all the Artexed ceilings scraped and re-plastered.
Fear not WD. That particular interior feature is only for 'certain types'

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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eldar said:
Castrol for a knave said:
Export56 said:
First one is nothing more council than wall mounted TV above fireplace, unless you want to spend your time looking upwards all day like a chick in a nest. TV height should always be at seated eye level, called zero angle.
Second one is an a fan pattern artex ceiling,this is not 1988 and it was tasteless then.
Third is squeaky, slippery cheap leather ply sofa, stick to it in the summer, cold in the winter.
Fourth, wooden floor in sitting room, noisy, cold, shows every speck of fluff, just awful.
sneering = council
Sneering at people sneering, also council. Sneering at people sneering at people sneering, too complex for council...
Then I think I'll sneer clear.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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eldar said:
nonsequitur said:
Yes. Who would have the time to actually think of doing that? ( I rather like those blinds, and the table lamp, the rug, and are not artex ceilings back in favour?).

Edited by nonsequitur on Sunday 25th October 10:38
A fan of shag pile, obviouslysmile
Indeed You can never have enough shag...

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