A bit council (Vol 4)
Discussion
alorotom said:
Neil1300r said:
Grahamdub said:
I said "Tiffany. I think we're alone now".
People are far too sensitive, it's pathetic.
I didn't get all #metoo on Monday evening when alone with the director I'm working for at the moment changed the Mariah Carey All I want For Christmas lyrics to "all I want for Christmas is Stu" (as that's my name)
funkyrobot said:
alorotom said:
Neil1300r said:
Grahamdub said:
I said "Tiffany. I think we're alone now".
People are far too sensitive, it's pathetic.
I didn't get all #metoo on Monday evening when alone with the director I'm working for at the moment changed the Mariah Carey All I want For Christmas lyrics to "all I want for Christmas is Stu" (as that's my name)
talksthetorque said:
This is all getting a bit philosophical so here's someone who has run to the local paper wanting a refund and a "notable amount" of compo from a supermarket for absolutely f
k all.
https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/col...
Sometimes I can be a bit thick but did I just read that right? He had no proof whatsoever but just walked up to a cashier and said I have some e-vouchers therefore I am taking my chips and sk all.https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/col...
t? KAgantua said:
Grahamdub said:
Moulder said:
Grahamdub said:
Just had an email from someone with the first name Tequila. It wasn't one of "those" emails either 
Did it make you happy?Although, I work with a girl called Tiffany and as we were the only ones in the office recently, I said "Tiffany. I think we're alone now". It did sound a bit creepy though
talksthetorque said:
Thursday 19th December 2019 - Least council day of the year. Who'd have thought?
councillistas were busyhttps://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/thirsty-thursday-ge...
NickCQ said:
councillistas were busy
https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/thirsty-thursday-ge...
1 photo of emergency services attending to someone. the rest just people walking down the street having a good time or just walking down the street doing nothing remarkable.https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/thirsty-thursday-ge...
colonel c said:
Aaah, Now it's starting to feel like Christmas.Some classics here
https://news.sky.com/story/woman-admits-trying-to-...
Haines denied a charge of drunkenness on an aircraft.
Her barrister, Oliver Saxby, said there was "no question that she was drunk"
He added: "Seventeen days before this incident, she had been sentenced to a community order for not dissimilar offences, not committed in the air but with alcohol and a loss of control.
"That order had not had a chance to bite."
He continued that "to her credit" - Haines had "engaged more fully with Alcoholics Anonymous".
https://news.sky.com/story/woman-admits-trying-to-...
Haines denied a charge of drunkenness on an aircraft.
Her barrister, Oliver Saxby, said there was "no question that she was drunk"
He added: "Seventeen days before this incident, she had been sentenced to a community order for not dissimilar offences, not committed in the air but with alcohol and a loss of control.
"That order had not had a chance to bite."
He continued that "to her credit" - Haines had "engaged more fully with Alcoholics Anonymous".
colonel c said:
I saw a great one in a carpark in Worksop the other day. Some fat hag sat in her Mokka blocking in another car, she got out her car and shouted at the window 'I've been waiting 10 minutes for that fking space, now fk off. The elderlies in the other car were just sat there, ignoring her, chomping down a Gregs colonel c said:
That is a sad indictment of modern Britain. BaldOldMan said:
Some classics here
https://news.sky.com/story/woman-admits-trying-to-...
Haines denied a charge of drunkenness on an aircraft.
Her barrister, Oliver Saxby, said there was "no question that she was drunk"
He added: "Seventeen days before this incident, she had been sentenced to a community order for not dissimilar offences, not committed in the air but with alcohol and a loss of control.
"That order had not had a chance to bite."
He continued that "to her credit" - Haines had "engaged more fully with Alcoholics Anonymous".
Arr - its the compo-face girl that looks better in handcuffs* https://news.sky.com/story/woman-admits-trying-to-...
Haines denied a charge of drunkenness on an aircraft.
Her barrister, Oliver Saxby, said there was "no question that she was drunk"
He added: "Seventeen days before this incident, she had been sentenced to a community order for not dissimilar offences, not committed in the air but with alcohol and a loss of control.
"That order had not had a chance to bite."
He continued that "to her credit" - Haines had "engaged more fully with Alcoholics Anonymous".
*according to some other PHer... she featured about a month ago when she was first arrested
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