Woman sets trap, man walks in - Tell us your version
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matthias73 said:
Pit Pony said:
I'm working 70 miles away from home.
SUNDAY
Her : what nights are you coming home this week?
Me: Monday and Wednesday
Her: You look tired. You shouldn't be doing all that driving. You should probably stay over Monday too.
MONDAY
on the phone.
Her: Why don't you ever come home when I need you to..
She's cheating on you and wants to eventually put the blame on you for not being around enough.SUNDAY
Her : what nights are you coming home this week?
Me: Monday and Wednesday
Her: You look tired. You shouldn't be doing all that driving. You should probably stay over Monday too.
MONDAY
on the phone.
Her: Why don't you ever come home when I need you to..
Speed addicted said:
My wife only had celebrities on her fantasy list, people she’ll never meet.
Seemed unrealistic so I just started listing her mates.
Apparently it wasn’t funny. Not in the slightest.
A funny one if an other half ever wants two know your 'number'.Seemed unrealistic so I just started listing her mates.
Apparently it wasn’t funny. Not in the slightest.
You - counting on fingers as you go along. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, you, thirteen, fourteen........
My ex (who was a bit weird) told me that she suspected her ex husband was cheating on her.
Whilst they were f
king, she asked him she wanted to be called a different name as she found it hot. Her thinking being if he said the name of the women he was fking as well it would confirm it...
He went along with it...called her Charlotte...few months later he's living with a Charlotte who is pregnant with his kid.
I was hoping she'll do it to me...was going to call out her mums name.
Whilst they were f
king, she asked him she wanted to be called a different name as she found it hot. Her thinking being if he said the name of the women he was fking as well it would confirm it...He went along with it...called her Charlotte...few months later he's living with a Charlotte who is pregnant with his kid.
I was hoping she'll do it to me...was going to call out her mums name.
Ari said:
Where do you all find these women?
And why?
I was introduced formally by my ex girlfriend, who had dumped me about 4 weeks before, and was a little fed up.of me stalking her. And why?
To be fair, we were in the same A level Maths and Physics classes, so it's not like I could avoid her easily.
Apparently the woman who I've now been married to for 29 years, had spent 6 years quietly waiting for her chance to screw with my mind. Even on our first proper date she was proper mental. Unfortunately the 17 year old in me liked a challenge. SHE continues to change the rules weekly, although currently she likes to have a row at 10:30 pm.on a Sunday night, knowing that I have to get up at 5 am and drive 70 miles to work.
The menopause. And PMT, are apparently invented by men to explain why we are such s
ts. I would leave. But can't be arsed.
Pit Pony said:
Ari said:
Where do you all find these women?
And why?
I was introduced formally by my ex girlfriend, who had dumped me about 4 weeks before, and was a little fed up.of me stalking her. And why?
To be fair, we were in the same A level Maths and Physics classes, so it's not like I could avoid her easily.
Apparently the woman who I've now been married to for 29 years, had spent 6 years quietly waiting for her chance to screw with my mind. Even on our first proper date she was proper mental. Unfortunately the 17 year old in me liked a challenge. SHE continues to change the rules weekly, although currently she likes to have a row at 10:30 pm.on a Sunday night, knowing that I have to get up at 5 am and drive 70 miles to work.
The menopause. And PMT, are apparently invented by men to explain why we are such s
ts. I would leave. But can't be arsed.
king stupid. Pit Pony. Sarah, shoulder surfing, saw your handle. She wondered if you were maybe an ex pit worker?
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Pit Pony. Sarah, shoulder surfing, saw your handle. She wondered if you were maybe an ex pit worker?
No. Am Chartered Enginer. Aerospace these days. Not sure why after being banned * about 3 times, I choose to have a new PH identity of Pit Pony. It was my mood at the time.
- joking.
Cotty said:
I am so glad im single as my response to that after working all week would be unprintable.
Yeah, you haven't got a fking clue. Get married and have kids and you'll go to work for the rest. I get home on a Friday having been away all week, and the 1st thing I do it put rubber gloves on and remove my cats st from the lawn...And the weekend ends up being a succession of jobs..Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff