Is my father in law James Bond?

Is my father in law James Bond?

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Humble Pi

8,852 posts

187 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Was listening to Steve Allen on LBC a few weeks ago. Interesting call from a chap who claimed the exact same thing.
The James Bond character was based on his grandfather who was friends with Ian Fleming.

It came about after he requested his grandfathers service information from the MOD but they refused to tell him anything as the information as to what he did during the war was still highly classified.
Also added that he grandfather looked remarkably like Daniel Craig in his younger years.

Could have been complete BS obviously.

Sheepshanks

32,752 posts

119 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Mr-B said:
Did he ever go abroad for work reasons at short notice?
We know a couple of people like that, but there's no chauffeur driven cars involved. One does reckon that when he flies he always gets upgraded though.

Spare tyre

9,572 posts

130 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Taps your nose and wink 3 times at him, should unlock him

Cold

15,246 posts

90 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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So said:
He drinks whisky too. Straight with one small ice cube.
Special ice cubes? Because that can sometimes be a giveaway.


So

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26,278 posts

222 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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red_slr said:
Does he often find himself in easily escapable situations.... oops sorry wrong spy..
He seems to avoid difficult situations with ease, and to the best of my knowledge he hasn't had to escape overly complex attempts upon his life, whilst his nemesis watches but ultimately himself ends up dead.

rxtx

6,016 posts

210 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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There's a simple answer to this. Strap him to a table with a megawatt laser about to cut him in half, and see what happens.

Cold

15,246 posts

90 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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rxtx said:
There's a simple answer to this. Strap him to a table with a megawatt laser about to cut him in half, and see what happens.
Would you expect him to talk?

rxtx

6,016 posts

210 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Cold said:
Would you expect him to talk?
Yes, but in reality (this isn't a film) I'd expect an extenuating set of circumstances to arise smile

Cold

15,246 posts

90 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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rxtx said:
Cold said:
Would you expect him to talk?
Yes, but in reality (this isn't a film) I'd expect an extenuating set of circumstances to arise smile
Sounds naughty.

rxtx

6,016 posts

210 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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Cold said:
Sounds naughty.
  • raises eyebrows multiple times*
I read all of Fleming's Bond books in a binge once. Bond was a st agent, he was made as soon as he arrived everywhere he went, and Fleming seemed mostly concerned with the size of the Bentley's exhaust. The OP's FiL sounds better.

Wills2

22,810 posts

175 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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rxtx said:
Cold said:
Would you expect him to talk?
Yes, but in reality (this isn't a film) I'd expect an extenuating set of circumstances to arise smile
The correct reply would have been "No I expect him to die"



rxtx

6,016 posts

210 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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Wills2 said:
The correct reply would have been "No I expect him to die"
... This isn't a film, Will, it's reality.

Cold

15,246 posts

90 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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rxtx said:
Wills2 said:
The correct reply would have been "No I expect him to die"
... This isn't a film, Will, it's reality.
Worst Queen tribute song, ever.

Brother D

3,720 posts

176 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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Cold said:
rxtx said:
There's a simple answer to this. Strap him to a table with a megawatt laser about to cut him in half, and see what happens.
Would you expect him to talk?
No Mr Cold. I would expect him to die...

https://xkcd.com/123/


Edited by Brother D on Monday 20th May 02:15

SeeFive

8,280 posts

233 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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Oh and my wife has just told me that when she was growing up her dad was endlessly being pulled by security in airports around the world, when they were trying to go on holiday.
Firstly, I am not directly employed by the intelligence services, but I did get the same issue a while back due to my work at the time. Some countries are quicker than others to deal with as there is a sort of protocol to follow. Basically, I was not allowed to volunteer certain information, or answer certain common questions, but I could respond to questions truthfully or refuse to answer in a specific way any common questions that would probably lead to a raised eyebrow if I answered truthfully. A bit confusing but thankfully something that can be recognised in certain countries.

However, I t takes a lot longer if the guy that is interviewing you is not aware of those things. On entry to the US (who are supposed to understand) once I got a pull at immigration for an unrelated issue (quite a few recent, repetitive work related passport stamps the US don’t typically like). The bloke was clueless. After an hour and a half of frustration on both sides (more on his as I was not really in a hurry), he went and got someone else as I had been asking him to do for a while. After 3 quick questions and 3 even quicker satisfactory answers I was on my way.

Oh, and I don’t have a chauffeur or access to an Aston either.

RobDickinson

31,343 posts

254 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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Is he your father inlaw or your in law, father, in law.

mike74

3,687 posts

132 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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I suppose ''quality control'' is quite an apt euphemism to describe the work carried out by an agent who has a licence to kill.

FredericRobinson

3,697 posts

232 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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If the OP quietly disappears, never to be heard from again, we'll have our answer

wolfracesonic

6,992 posts

127 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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I'm slightly similar to you OP in that I've got an Uncle that I often wonder about. Every time I visit him he'll be sat behind his desk stroking his white cat with his prosthetic hand, fiddling with his eye patch with the other, his scary 'home help' hovering in the background; jeez, the guys 7ft tall if he's an inch.

Henners

12,230 posts

194 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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SeeFive said:
Firstly, I am not directly employed by the intelligence services, but I did get the same issue a while back due to my work at the time. Some countries are quicker than others to deal with as there is a sort of protocol to follow. Basically, I was not allowed to volunteer certain information, or answer certain common questions, but I could respond to questions truthfully or refuse to answer in a specific way any common questions that would probably lead to a raised eyebrow if I answered truthfully. A bit confusing but thankfully something that can be recognised in certain countries.

However, I t takes a lot longer if the guy that is interviewing you is not aware of those things. On entry to the US (who are supposed to understand) once I got a pull at immigration for an unrelated issue (quite a few recent, repetitive work related passport stamps the US don’t typically like). The bloke was clueless. After an hour and a half of frustration on both sides (more on his as I was not really in a hurry), he went and got someone else as I had been asking him to do for a while. After 3 quick questions and 3 even quicker satisfactory answers I was on my way.

Oh, and I don’t have a chauffeur or access to an Aston either.
A friend had this or something similar, he designed certain missile guidance systems at the time.



Edited by Henners on Monday 20th May 08:09