Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

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Clockwork Cupcake

74,534 posts

272 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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RizzoTheRat said:
True, although I swear all other usb connectors live in some higher dimensional space as it's always the 3rd way round I try that seems to fit.
The USB quantum state is well understood and documented. smile

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

170 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Frank7 said:
Loads of stuff about his in laws
Now you've got me confused, Frank. You refer to them as your BiL and SiL from which I infer that neither of them is your sibling, so one of them must be your wife's sibling. But isn't she American, and therefore her sibling is very likely to be likewise ? And yet SiL cannot stand things American ?

Please clarify, if only for the sake of my sanity.

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Lily the Pink said:
Now you've got me confused, Frank. You refer to them as your BiL and SiL from which I infer that neither of them is your sibling, so one of them must be your wife's sibling. But isn't she American, and therefore her sibling is very likely to be likewise ? And yet SiL cannot stand things American ?

Please clarify, if only for the sake of my sanity.
Sorry for any confusion, it was my brother-in-law, my wife’s brother that was visiting, with his wife, whom I refer to as sister-in-law, although legally we’re not related, it just makes my life easier.
My wife is not American, London born and raised, but we were married in Florida, and our witness was my good platonic female friend from New York City.
My wife spends so much time over there, that she drops enough Americanisms to be persona non grata on PH.
Kelly, my pseudo SIL, doesn’t dislike all things American, she’s a little on the dim side, she doesn’t understand Americans, their politics, or their humour, so because she can’t understand things American, she declares that all American TV output is crap, and won’t watch any.

Cliftonite

8,408 posts

138 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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People (seemingly nearly everybody?!) referring to Register Offices as Registry Offices.


Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Cliftonite said:
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People (seemingly nearly everybody?!) referring to Register Offices as Registry Offices.
Are we all saying it wrong, both Registry and Register Office?
Being pedantic, should it be the Registrar’s Office?
Full disclosure, I know that I’ve been guilty of using Registry and Register Office.

br d

8,400 posts

226 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
But, yes, I totally get the annoyance. Mind you, at least USB-C removes the annoyance of putting the cable in the wrong way, because it is rotationally symmetrical. smile
Slight tangent - and this is only from memory so the details may be suspect - but related to that.

There was a physicist called Zwicky who fell out with another physicist over a theory.
Zwicky was quiet acerbic and would rant about the other guy calling him a "Spherical bd". When asked why this particular insult as the other guy was actually slim he replied "Because he's a bd whichever way you look at him".

Always liked that.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,534 posts

272 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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br d said:
Slight tangent - and this is only from memory so the details may be suspect - but related to that.

There was a physicist called Zwicky who fell out with another physicist over a theory.
Zwicky was quiet acerbic and would rant about the other guy calling him a "Spherical bd". When asked why this particular insult as the other guy was actually slim he replied "Because he's a bd whichever way you look at him".

Always liked that.
hehe

A quasi-static heterogeneous spherical bd in a vacuum? biggrin

paua

5,717 posts

143 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
br d said:
Slight tangent - and this is only from memory so the details may be suspect - but related to that.

There was a physicist called Zwicky who fell out with another physicist over a theory.
Zwicky was quiet acerbic and would rant about the other guy calling him a "Spherical bd". When asked why this particular insult as the other guy was actually slim he replied "Because he's a bd whichever way you look at him".

Always liked that.
hehe

A quasi-static heterogeneous spherical bd in a vacuum? biggrin
You've made quite a miele of that. wink

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Cliftonite said:
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People (seemingly nearly everybody?!) referring to Register Offices as Registry Offices.
Using Google, the top results "near me" are:

Horsham Registration Office

Crawley Registry Office

Registration Office of Births, Marriages and Deaths in Haywards Heath

Guildford Registration Office

Reigate Registrar's Office

Leatherhead Register Office


You can perhaps understand why Registry Office has passed into common parlance even if it isn't specifically correct?

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Shakermaker said:
Using Google, the top results "near me" are:

Horsham Registration Office

Crawley Registry Office

Registration Office of Births, Marriages and Deaths in Haywards Heath

Guildford Registration Office

Reigate Registrar's Office

Leatherhead Register Office


You can perhaps understand why Registry Office has passed into common parlance even if it isn't specifically correct?
Nope, Crawley is a Registration office too.

https://www.westsussex.gov.uk/find-my-nearest/regi...

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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OpulentBob said:
Nope, Crawley is a Registration office too.

https://www.westsussex.gov.uk/find-my-nearest/regi...
It is indeed, but I was basing it purely on what Google showed up as its results.

MartG

20,673 posts

204 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Canon printer "Sorry, the ink waste tank is nearly full, so I won't be able to scan that document for you"

Canon printer "Oh, and even after you've cleaned the waste ink tank, I won't respond to any of the published methods of resetting the error code"

furious

Canon printer "Why are you throwing me in the bin ?"

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Cliftonite said:
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People (seemingly nearly everybody?!) referring to Register Offices as Registry Offices.
Isn't that where Elton John got married?

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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This shouldn’t really bother me, but as a lifelong lazy s.o.b., it mildly annoys me.
I rarely drive anything, and even then only if I can’t get someone else to do it, but on the rare occasions that I HAVE to drive my wife’s Peugeot 2008, I have to pump the seat lower.
I wouldn’t mind, but she is barely 16 cm shorter than me.
Then, when I’ve got settled, I turn the key, move the gear shift into D, gently stroke the gas, and go nowhere, yes, Red’s done it again, applied the handbrake! rage

Clockwork Cupcake

74,534 posts

272 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Frank7 said:
I wouldn’t mind, but she is barely 16 cm shorter than me.
People vary not only in overall height but also in length of torso / length of leg. You can have two people who are the same height stood up but significantly different in height when sat down, for example.

If it annoys you that much, though, buy a car with electronically adjustable seats with memory function. smile

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
People vary not only in overall height but also in length of torso / length of leg. You can have two people who are the same height stood up but significantly different in height when sat down, for example.

If it annoys you that much, though, buy a car with electronically adjustable seats with memory function. smile
And an electronic handbrake if taking the handbrake off is that much of a chore for you, or isn't immediately obvious by the position of the lever? (I don't know what type of handbrake the 2008 has)

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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It's been a bd hot day here in Cambridge today, so today, for me, it's flies.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Had a shock when purchasing my all time favourite crisps, Doritos. They now have a 'Touch of Lime' flavour. WTF!!! Doritos are a mans crisp, we have no requirement for lime.

Fastdruid

8,639 posts

152 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Lynx deodorant. They've redesigned the caps and the button now slopes the opposite way to the way it did on the older ones, which I've still got a few of around. It means I've got to think about how I hold the damn can and l've managed to squirt it the wrong way three times already.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,534 posts

272 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Fastdruid said:
Lynx deodorant. They've redesigned the caps and the button now slopes the opposite way to the way it did on the older ones, which I've still got a few of around. It means I've got to think about how I hold the damn can and l've managed to squirt it the wrong way three times already.
I once accidentally picked up a can of fly spray that had been left near my deodorant and sprayed my underarms with it. No flies on me! biggrin

(That wasn't just a setup for a joke - it really happened paperbag)
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