Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

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DickyC

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34,736 posts

145 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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The gamekeeper was delighted to find by chance his waxed jacket hanging on the branch on the tree in the copse where he had left it the previous year. The pockets were full of water. He shook the water out, put the jacket on and continued on his way to the tied cottages.

Code Book VII Version 5 Rev 29

gaelicstorm7

121 posts

85 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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Bobberoo99 said:
I didn't have you pegged as someone of a certain age!!! smile
I will admit to having a thing for Bonnie Langford!!! boxedin
LOL.was that her who used to say I'll scweem and scweem and scweem until I make myself sick and you know I can do ?

Bomma 220

6,805 posts

72 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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DickyC said:
The gamekeeper was delighted to find by chance his waxed jacket hanging on the branch on the tree in the copse where he had left it the previous year. The pockets were full of water. He shook the water out, put the jacket on and continued on his way to the tied cottages.

Code Book VII Version 5 Rev 29
Never linger in the B&L toilets?

V6 Pushfit

11,017 posts

57 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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DickyC said:
The gamekeeper was delighted to find by chance his waxed jacket hanging on the branch on the tree in the copse where he had left it the previous year. The pockets were full of water. He shook the water out, put the jacket on and continued on his way to the tied cottages.

Code Book VII Version 5 Rev 29
Roger that.

Will be there with the marigolds and Vaseline as requested.

Pericoloso

40,980 posts

110 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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The peregrine falcon is ready for dispersal in the third field.

not yet in any code book ,so don't bother trying .

Bobberoo99

10,928 posts

45 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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DickyC said:
The gamekeeper was delighted to find by chance his waxed jacket hanging on the branch on the tree in the copse where he had left it the previous year. The pockets were full of water. He shook the water out, put the jacket on and continued on his way to the tied cottages.

Code Book VII Version 5 Rev 29
"My name's Bond, Jeremiah Bond, licence to masturbate!!!"
Code book VI Version 2 Rev 69!!!

DickyC

Original Poster:

34,736 posts

145 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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Bobberoo99 said:
"My name's Bond, Jeremiah Bond, licence to masturbate!!!"
Code book VI Version 2 Rev 69!!!
"Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"
"No, Mr Bond. I expect you to exclaim."

DickyC

Original Poster:

34,736 posts

145 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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V6 Pushfit said:
Roger that.

Will be there with the marigolds and Vaseline as requested.
Marigolds and Vaseline.

Dana's less successful European Song Contest entry.

glenrobbo

16,573 posts

97 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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I am suffering from an incomprehensible trivia issue.

I have been trying to follow the plot today, but my codebook is failing to make any coherent translation...

Perhaps I missed today's keyword when I was distracted by slopes' enigmatic comments on the disturbing state of the Lounge.


Sod it, I'm off to bed. To sleep, perchance to dream...sleepZzzzzzzzzz cloud9 ZZZZZZzzzzz. yikes

Pericoloso

40,980 posts

110 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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Keyword.....linger.

V6 Pushfit

11,017 posts

57 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Pericoloso said:
Keyword.....linger.
Mal Linger?

Bobberoo99

10,928 posts

45 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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V6 Pushfit said:
Pericoloso said:
Keyword.....linger.
Mal Linger?
He's the chap from the water treatment plant isn't he??
And just what are you doing up at this ungodly hour? Hhhmmm?? Well???

Morning chaps, I have successfully succeeded in negotiating another early start, I could almost get used to this!!! coffee

V6 Pushfit

11,017 posts

57 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Always up at 5ish, I’ve tried to let Pushfit PLC run itself but the absenteeism was staggering when i wasn’t there.


Bobberoo99

10,928 posts

45 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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V6 Pushfit said:
Always up at 5ish, I’ve tried to let Pushfit PLC run itself but the absenteeism was staggering when i wasn’t there.
What you need is a Manager to bring in the latest innovative management systems to lean out your processes and improve attendance through engagement, personal development opportunities, goal driven improvements and of course there's always following the clearly defined disciplinary process!!! yes

ApOrbital

6,558 posts

65 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Morning all wavey

V6 Pushfit

11,017 posts

57 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Bobberoo99 said:
What you need is a Manager to bring in the latest innovative management systems to lean out your processes and improve attendance through engagement, personal development opportunities, goal driven improvements and of course there's always following the clearly defined disciplinary process!!! yes
I need a Red Bobbo that’d sort out the management

Bomma 220

6,805 posts

72 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Bobberoo99 said:
What you need is a Manager to bring in the latest innovative management systems to lean out your processes and improve attendance through engagement, personal development opportunities, goal driven improvements and of course there's always following the clearly defined disciplinary process!!! yes
Is that what's known as "management speak?"

If so, may I say it's quite the biggest load of bks I've read on here for a good while.

Top work old chap hehe

DickyC

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34,736 posts

145 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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It's good but a bit of a pastiche and rather more upbeat than you'd have thought appropriate.

The One Step Beyond influence is undeniable whereas, considering the subject matter, perhaps Diving In My Car would have been a better starting point.

ApOrbital

6,558 posts

65 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Well i best go make some drinks for the massive.

magooagain

3,228 posts

117 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Good morning everyone.

Most days it's hard for me to manage myself. Just the thought of working alongside other humans makes me hide under the covers.