Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

[magooagain]

I've packed up work for the rest of the week. I'm carrying to many injuries and it's getting me down.

[Bomma 220]

Afternoon all. Futtette has managed to lose one of her maltesers in the general area of the sofa, she's in the process of dismantling it. I've mentioned that the "Five Second Rule" with a view to eating the comestible upon recovery has long expired.

"I've got a five minute rule when it comes to maltesers Bom, any sort of chocolate in fact. Five hours if that's what it takes. A week on futtin Friday if push comes to shove, the little frigger's not getting away"

[Bobberoo99]

A recent conversation at wehaven'tgotafkingclue.com
Progress chaser- Hello mate when will that job be finished?
Me- Around 5pm.
PC- Oh good so I can move it on after then yeah?
Me- Er no we have another OP yet!
PC- Oh, right then, so when will it be finished?
Me- I have no idea, I won't be here!
PC- Oh. ok then, so when can I move them on?
Me- I don't know I won't be here!!
PC-. Right, so when will they be done?
Me- Why don't you ask the late shift operator?
PC-............Right, so why can't you tell me?
Me- What part of I won't be here do you not understand?????

[glenrobbo]

So when will they be done then, Bobbers?

Will it be after the Twirlywoos have finished?
Or when the Clangers start?

[Bobberoo99]

Tuesday!!!

No, sorry, Thursday!!!

What do you mean, "Which Thursday??"

[Bobberoo99]

I've just entered the black hole that is vintage port!!!

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

I've just entered the black hole that is vintage port!!!

You need five glasses to be sure.

He sank without trace in the Cinque Ports.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

I've just entered the black hole that is vintage port!!!

You need five glasses to be sure.

He sank without trace in the Cinque Ports.

ISWYDT!!!
Mrs Bobbers is rather fond of a nice Tawny port but won't spend much on one, I've just ordered her a rather nice presentation decanter with a Pocas 10yr old Tawny in as part of her Christmas present, reasonably priced at £52 delivered!!!

[P5BNij]

Bobberoo99 said:

I've just entered the black hole that is vintage port!!!

I once entered Daventry Railport, a vintage hole if ever there was one..! Well, perhaps not that vintage, it only opened in 1997. Que a short but slightly funny tale told to me by someone who worked there from the start, bearing in mind it's a container terminal - a couple of weeks after it opened an elderly couple turned up in a Rover 214 and asked the receptionist if this was the right place to catch the inter-continental express train to Paris.

I've never been to Paris, is it still there...?

[glenrobbo]

P5BNij said:

I've never been to Paris, is it still there...?

It was still there when I last looked.
Best avoided, unless you want to get plastered, Nij.

[DickyC]

P5BNij said:

I've never been to Paris, is it still there...?

Time for the Seasonal TT Bucket List?

I'd like to:

Cross the Atlantic by sea
Fly in a (two seat) Spitfire
Drive a real Cobra

That'll do for starters.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

P5BNij said:

I've never been to Paris, is it still there...?

Time for the Seasonal TT Bucket List?

I'd like to:

Cross the Atlantic by sea
Fly in a (two seat) Spitfire
Drive a real Cobra

That'll do for starters.

I'd like to:

Scuba dive
Do Route66 in a Mustang
And like our illustrious leader go up in a Spitfire!!!

[DickyC]

Ooh, Route 66...

I've done bits of the western end of Route 66. Be good to tie up crossing the Atlantic by sea and heading west from Chicago to LA. More than two thousand miles all the way.

There's a song in there trying to get out.

[Bobberoo99]

I'm sure there is, I'm just not sure it's enough for me to get my kicks!!!!

[slopes]

Bobberoo99 said:

I'm sure there is, I'm just not sure it's enough for me to get my kicks!!!!

You'll get your kicks from Scuba Diving

[Bobberoo99]

The only issue I can see with me scuba diving is that I swim like a brick, so throw on some scuba gear and I reckon I'm not coming back up!!!!

[slopes]

Bobberoo99 said:

The only issue I can see with me scuba diving is that I swim like a brick, so throw on some scuba gear and I reckon I'm not coming back up!!!!

You'll be surprised young Bobbers....although i'm disappointed you didn't get the joke

[Bobberoo99]

slopes said:

Bobberoo99 said:

The only issue I can see with me scuba diving is that I swim like a brick, so throw on some scuba gear and I reckon I'm not coming back up!!!!

You'll be surprised young Bobbers....although i'm disappointed you didn't get the joke

Oh rest assured old chap I got the "scuba diving kicks to swim like a porpoise like fishy thing" reference!!!!
I was just pointing out that if I went scuba plummeting to the bottom, I probably wouldn't return!!!

[slopes]

Bobberoo99 said:

slopes said:

Bobberoo99 said:

The only issue I can see with me scuba diving is that I swim like a brick, so throw on some scuba gear and I reckon I'm not coming back up!!!!

You'll be surprised young Bobbers....although i'm disappointed you didn't get the joke

Oh rest assured old chap I got the "scuba diving kicks to swim like a porpoise like fishy thing" reference!!!!
I was just pointing out that if I went scuba plummeting to the bottom, I probably wouldn't return!!!

I thought the same, did my dive in Cyprus and it was great

[DickyC]

Scuba Plummeting - this year's must try experience.

Add it to your Plummet List.