Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

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slopes

38,748 posts

186 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Today i am mostly going to be driving a bunch of women - yes Lady Slopes is amongst them - to Wembley Arena for some american st on ice thingy.
I then get to spend christ knows how long walking round either Costco or Ikea under the pretence of waiting for them.
Why am i waiting? Because i’m skint and cant afford the petrol to do two trips
grumpygrumpygrumpy

Edited by slopes on Saturday 16th November 12:20

anonymous-user

53 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Tomorrow is the Aladdins Cave Acquisition mission. It’s so exciting a prospect there’s not a dry seat in the house at the moment.

glenrobbo

35,066 posts

149 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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yikes Kamikaze elephant?




Rather inappropriate if you ask me... rolleyes

P5BNij

15,764 posts

105 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:
P5BNij said:
Cologne sir? Why certainly...

Is that the Aston V12?
Looks more like Stag for Men. smile
TT mode : Staaaaaaaaag, what a brilliant name for a car.

Serious mode : the car in the pic is a Lambo Espada.

TT mode again : tis time for mid morning tiffin.

Bomma 220

14,452 posts

124 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Morning all. Futtette and I have discussed the matter at considerable length and have decided not to go shopping today, in fact we're trying not to leave the 'Squat' at all this weekend.
We're going to have a nice fry-up and inspired by a recent thread in 'The Lounge', have a look at 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Doings' later.

Incidentally there's a nice pork pie in the fridge. That should see us through this afternoon until delivery time this evening.

Yum Yum

Bomma 220

14,452 posts

124 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Go Devils?

magooagain

9,908 posts

169 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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glenrobbo said:
I certainly do do hugs, magoo, especially when Jamie has just scored. smile
Bobbers will agree, you can't beat a lovely warm hug! cloud9

I don't do a do diy postal service, but you can have a virtual one sent to you via t'internet.
Just go to E-Hugs4U, and scroll down until you get to glenrobbo'sinterhugs, click on that, then select the grade you require from the menu below:

1. Warm Avuncular
2. Firm and brotherly
3. Very firm and masterful ( the most popular choice )
4. Disconcertingly powerful but not threatening in any way
5. The OMG! What's that pressing into my thigh? eek hug
6. Bare Hug ( similar to the Bobber's Bare Hug, but with slightly less hair and no tongue action )
7. Bone crushingly overpowering and dominant.
8. The glenrobbo Special ( involves foreplay, arm length rubber gauntlets, a Day-Glo orange Balaclava, a velvet cape, a large sink plunger and a cloth soaked in chloroform. You may wake up naked under a hedge covered in dew and cobwebs and feeling a bit tender in certain parts, but with a pervasive warm glow of well-being.)
Ooh lovely! It's a no brainer for me so number 8 please as long as a rag soaked in Castrol R can be included.

But it will have to be after the rugby that Bobberoo is going to miss due to that there having responsibility's to carry out.

Bobberoo99

38,362 posts

97 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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glenrobbo said:
magooagain said:
smileAh so you do do hugs Glenrobbo. Do you do a do diy postal service,so I do do the hugs myself?smile
I certainly do do hugs, magoo, especially when Jamie has just scored. smile
Bobbers will agree, you can't beat a lovely warm hug! cloud9

I don't do a do diy postal service, but you can have a virtual one sent to you via t'internet.
Just go to E-Hugs4U, and scroll down until you get to glenrobbo'sinterhugs, click on that, then select the grade you require from the menu below:

1. Warm Avuncular
2. Firm and brotherly
3. Very firm and masterful ( the most popular choice )
4. Disconcertingly powerful but not threatening in any way
5. The OMG! What's that pressing into my thigh? eek hug
6. Bare Hug ( similar to the Bobber's Bare Hug, but with slightly less hair and no tongue action )
7. Bone crushingly overpowering and dominant.
8. The glenrobbo Special ( involves foreplay, arm length rubber gauntlets, a Day-Glo orange Balaclava, a velvet cape, a large sink plunger and a cloth soaked in chloroform. You may wake up naked under a hedge covered in dew and cobwebs and feeling a bit tender in certain parts, but with a pervasive warm glow of well-being.)
I can attest to 3, 5, 6 and 8 being exactly as described, although to get to glenrobbo's entrance on E-Hugs4U you'll see my entry on there too, I only have the three choices to glenrobbo's more comprehensive 8 choices,
1) The firm, friendly and warm
2) The more manly slightly constricting "don't worry it'll be alright"
And
3) The "Don't worry your ribs will heal, your intestines will gradually ease back into place but your spine is irreparably damaged"!!!!
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ApOrbital

9,939 posts

117 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Morning all wavey

Bobberoo99

38,362 posts

97 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Morning ApO wavey

Inspired by Bomma's fry up we've headed to a pleasant cafe we know in Fareham where I've selected the all day breakfast with an extra egg!!! lick

Scrump

21,886 posts

157 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Hello all.
I am car shopping today. bounce

Looking for a car for my (soon to be 17) daughter.
I suggested a gullwing Mercedes or a series 1 Land Rover but it seems she wants a ‘cute hatchback’. There are no V8 powered fiat 126 nearby and she thought the V6 Renault Sport Clio was no good as it didn’t have rear seats rolleyes

P5BNij

15,764 posts

105 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Scrump said:
Hello all.
I am car shopping today. bounce

Looking for a car for my (soon to be 17) daughter.
I suggested a gullwing Mercedes or a series 1 Land Rover but it seems she wants a ‘cute hatchback’. There are no V8 powered fiat 126 nearby and she thought the V6 Renault Sport Clio was no good as it didn’t have rear seats rolleyes
Trivial mode : Ringo's old runabout...



Serious mode : obvious Fiat 500...?

Edited by P5BNij on Saturday 16th November 13:18

Scrump

21,886 posts

157 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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I did show her a mini. She asked if it was a real car furious She then refused to believe that both her parents used to own them.
(I haven’t shown her a radford though - that is a radford isn’t it?)

The modern 500 is on the list of cars to look at.

Bobberoo99

38,362 posts

97 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Scrump said:
I did show her a mini. She asked if it was a real car furious She then refused to believe that both her parents used to own them.
(I haven’t shown her a radford though - that is a radford isn’t it?)

The modern 500 is on the list of cars to look at.
Everybody knows that the answer is...

Bobberoo99

38,362 posts

97 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Well it appears that Mrs Bobbers 94 year old nan is remarkably resilient, despite her dementia being a little worse she's still in good spirits!!!

Scrump

21,886 posts

157 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
Everybody knows that the answer is...
Apparently that looks like a boxy fiat 500. rolleyes

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

162 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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This is thee answer.



random ,my pic file is baffling me.

Bobberoo99

38,362 posts

97 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Yet another beautiful car from the Peri archives!!!

Well we're home, eventually!! This afternoon's shopping was less about imbecile dodging and more about yummy mummies and their offspring avoiding!!!

slopes

38,748 posts

186 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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I am currently in a well known Swedish furniture purveyors in north london. Chuffin hell this place is huge.
The toasted ham and cheese sarnie was a bit naff but i’m on a budget so heyho. I now have approximately 4 hrs to kill.
And only 50% battery too.

It wont be a fun 4 hrs then

Scrump

21,886 posts

157 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Great suggestion Peri thumbup
Scrumplet the elder asked “how will I park that?”.
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