Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)
Discussion
DickyC said:
After it got dark I went into the kitchen to start dinner. When I turned on the light I saw there was a tomato sitting on its own in the middle of the floor. I must confess I found it all rather sinister.
I spent yesterday afternoon with a numb knee and it felt very odd. Then it went to my shin. Given the op earlier in the year these sorts of things happen occasionally. It was only when I went to bed I discovered fridays sock was still in the trouser leg.
As you were Pushfit
glenrobbo said:
ApOrbital said:
Did someone say crack or cake mr slopes come here for a hug i need your wallet 
I already checked it, ApO, there's nothing in there. 
i have two grand daughters and a third on the way. I have two step daughters and a step son. I have a wife and a I won't have any money in that wallet any time soon.
V6 Pushfit said:
DickyC said:
After it got dark I went into the kitchen to start dinner. When I turned on the light I saw there was a tomato sitting on its own in the middle of the floor. I must confess I found it all rather sinister.
I spent yesterday afternoon with a numb knee and it felt very odd. Then it went to my shin. Given the op earlier in the year these sorts of things happen occasionally. It was only when I went to bed I discovered fridays sock was still in the trouser leg.
As you were Pushfit
So some futter gave me a cold that started out with a cough so good that i had to have two days off work - phone based role - and last night, after Lady Slopes b
hed about the coughing and supposed snoring, i said fut it and went to sleep on the sofa.Said sofa is very comfy to sit on but properly uncomfy to sleep on and i've been wandering around like a zombie all day after spending fut knows how many hours coughing until i was almost sick and then Lady Slopes got up to go to work at 6am.
Well why didn't you go back to bed then Slopes you futtin idiot?
Tried that, cafe below started their extractor fan on our outside wall at 7am and it makes a proper futtin racket.
It's weird, i feel like i've had a heavy session on the beer but haven't had any alcymahol for months. i suspect she will be b
hing at me tomorrow morning for snoring again bless her. And yes, she does have the same futtin cold.Scrump said:
Yes Bobbers, the nerves were tingling. The sight of Trivton Airport just prior to my launch time was a bit disconcerting.
Ah, twas a sight to behold there Scrump wasn't it?!?! My mate is going to clean up his pictures of you and the Scrumpmoblie and forward them to me to forward to you!!
A sinister single tomato, a numb knee, an uncomfortable sofa and ill people, we have it all on here don't we?!?!
And rubbish tales of life on the rails! Here's another, sadly devoid of humour but true nonetheless... earlier this year we had a graduate driver (freshly passed out) who had a SPAD and a derailment all in one go in some private sidings, normally in this sort of situation you'd be told to stay put until your manager can attend and start the ball rolling with the correct procedure but not this chap, oh no. He promptly futted off of his own accord without telling anyone, leaving the scene in a taxi, as soon as his manager found out he made the lad return to the scene of the crime under the threat of instant dismissal. Not his finest hour - he was sacked a few weeks later... 
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