Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

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glenrobbo

35,071 posts

149 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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Morning all wavey

Dunno what Nigel smells like, but I wouldn't sniff at Nigella. smile

glenrobbo

35,071 posts

149 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
I've just dropped my nut and washer in my machine, I couldn't reach it so had to run the conveyor to get it back, two nuts dropped out, not just the one I dropped.........................................
First you slice off your thumb.
Then you lose your Rioja Focus to Mrs. Bobbers.
Then you drop your nuts in the washing machine! rolleyes

You are starting to get a bit careless young Bobbers. nono

Bobberoo99

38,365 posts

97 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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glenrobbo said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I've just dropped my nut and washer in my machine, I couldn't reach it so had to run the conveyor to get it back, two nuts dropped out, not just the one I dropped.........................................
First you slice off your thumb.
Then you lose your Rioja Focus to Mrs. Bobbers.
Then you drop your nuts in the washing machine! rolleyes

You are starting to get a bit careless a completely useless buffoon young Bobbers. nono
EFA smile

Halmyre

11,148 posts

138 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
I've just dropped my nut and washer in my machine, I couldn't reach it so had to run the conveyor to get it back, two nuts dropped out, not just the one I dropped.........................................
Aren't you a bit old for dropping nuts? Oh by the way, there's a Mr A Hitler here enquiring after the other nut...

Bobberoo99

38,365 posts

97 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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Halmyre said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I've just dropped my nut and washer in my machine, I couldn't reach it so had to run the conveyor to get it back, two nuts dropped out, not just the one I dropped.........................................
Aren't you a bit old for dropping nuts? Oh by the way, there's a Mr A Hitler here enquiring after the other nut...
I'm very immature!!! yes
Tell him it's available at a small discretionary charge, about 40,000volts to be precise!!!

Scrump

21,889 posts

157 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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Good Morning.
Can anyone point me in the direction of the Polling Station?
I popped into the the church hall on the way to work but there was no polling station, when I peered through the window there appeared to be the vicar lying on the floor in a state of undress surrounded by piles and piles of old flyers for the Miss Trivington contest. He looked exhausted.

Drove down to Lower Trivton but it seems the primary school is no longer there, it has been replaced by a CBBC Night Garden themed off licence and firework shop.

Bobberoo99

38,365 posts

97 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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Scrump said:
Good Morning.
Can anyone point me in the direction of the Polling Station?
I popped into the the church hall on the way to work but there was no polling station, when I peered through the window there appeared to be the vicar lying on the floor in a state of undress surrounded by piles and piles of old flyers for the Miss Trivington contest. He looked exhausted.

Drove down to Lower Trivton but it seems the primary school is no longer there, it has been replaced by a CBBC Night Garden themed off licence and firework shop.
Ah, now when I vote later i'll be facing the same problem, I thought it was being held in the W.I. meeting hall at Trivton-under-Marsh?!?!?!? But by the time I get there they'll have been on the mulled wine all day, it'll be like being thrown to a pack of wolves!!!! yikes

Scrump

21,889 posts

157 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
Ah, now when I vote later i'll be facing the same problem, I thought it was being held in the W.I. meeting hall at Trivton-under-Marsh?!?!?!? But by the time I get there they'll have been on the mulled wine all day, it'll be like being thrown to a pack of wolves!!!! yikes
You wish!

Bobberoo99

38,365 posts

97 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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HEY!!! I'll have you know I'm a greatly sought after comodidity commode community thing!!! yes

DickyC

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49,543 posts

197 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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Fearing reprisals, the Polling Station is in the pillbox by the canal near Greenfield's Shop. The Grade II listed one, not the one converted into a Designer Des-Res in the sixties by Barry the Bohemian now derelict. The pillbox is derelict not Barry. On reflection, they're both derelict; both him and his masterpiece in early upcycling. Purple and avocado. It was never to stand the test of time. Chilly too.

Bobberoo99

38,365 posts

97 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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DickyC said:
Fearing reprisals, the Polling Station is in the pillbox by the canal near Greenfield's Shop. The Grade II listed one, not the one converted into a Designer Des-Res in the sixties by Barry the Bohemian now derelict. The pillbox is derelict not Barry. On reflection, they're both derelict; both him and his masterpiece in early upcycling. Purple and avocado. It was never to stand the test of time. Chilly too.
So to get this straight, it was painted purple, avocado and chilli???

Halmyre

11,148 posts

138 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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Scrump said:
Good Morning.
Can anyone point me in the direction of the Polling Station?
I popped into the the church hall on the way to work but there was no polling station, when I peered through the window there appeared to be the vicar lying on the floor in a state of undress surrounded by piles and piles of old flyers for the Miss Trivington contest. He looked exhausted.

Drove down to Lower Trivton but it seems the primary school is no longer there, it has been replaced by a CBBC Night Garden themed off licence and firework shop.
You should make for Upper Trivton. Miss Trivington is encouraging voters to get their pencils out and deposit their selection in her box.

Bobberoo99

38,365 posts

97 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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I thought she'd been banned from doing that again!!! scratchchin

Scrump

21,889 posts

157 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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on the way to see Miss Trivington I'll pop into the B&L for a quick snifter to put some lead in my pencil.

Bobberoo99

38,365 posts

97 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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Well it's been interesting here today, we have HUGE arrears on some work centres, mine included due to over loading, but today it was announced that in the new year we'll no longer be able to work Sundays and that our T/Ls are only allowed to work 6hrs a week O/T maximum going forward!! Doesn't effect me as I don't work Sundays and I'm not a T/L, but some people will suffer quite badly!!!

DickyC

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49,543 posts

197 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
So to get this straight, it was painted purple avocado and chilli???
You're just being obtuse. Purple avocado indeed.

P5BNij

15,769 posts

105 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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DickyC said:
Fearing reprisals, the Polling Station is in the pillbox by the canal near Greenfield's Shop. The Grade II listed one, not the one converted into a Designer Des-Res in the sixties by Barry the Bohemian now derelict. The pillbox is derelict not Barry. On reflection, they're both derelict; both him and his masterpiece in early upcycling. Purple and avocado. It was never to stand the test of time. Chilly too.
I popped by Bazza's gaff on the way to the polling station, had a sly shuftie through the letterbox and it seems he's had it revamped again...



Hello, what's this.... he's gliding towards the stereogram in the corner and reaching for his Peter Wyngarde LP again.... oh dear.... oh... no... party

Bobberoo99

38,365 posts

97 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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That just oozes sophistication and elegance, I'm sure it was featured in Donkey and Mutt, the Estate owners edition, a few months back!!! yes

magooagain

9,909 posts

169 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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Afternoon all.

Nigella Lawson in the bath! Mm sniffathon after.

Bobberoo99

38,365 posts

97 months

Thursday 12th December 2019
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There is something about her isn't there?!?! lick

ION I've decided that changing half the dash fascia, buying a loom adapter and a new headunit and then all the faf of installing it all just wasn't worth the effort, especially as the Pure Highway 600 is on offer for £68.85 on Prime at the moment, so I've ordered one, let's see just how easy it is to install shall we?!?!
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