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[sutoka]

paulguitar said:

Absolute tat, the kinda crap I'd use that to light my stove.

[Leptons]

SistersofPercy said:

Yes!
Much excitement on the estate last night as she was photographed leaving....



However.....

For some reason she went to the supermarket down the road and pitched up on their car park. Unsure if she was moved on by them but by 9am she was back at her pitch.
I'm wondering if her leaving has restarted some legal clock and she's savvier that they are giving her credit for.

Meanwhile, she's also been accused of dumping a mattress that she couldn't even fit through the door (confirmed it was stolen from a skip but why let facts get in the way of a good old bashing), dumping a fridge and a TV thats been there for over a month and rats.

She’s not stupid, there’s some law about moving every 3 Or 4 weeks. It’s why you can only stay on a caravan site for so long.

[eldar]

Leptons said:

She’s not stupid, there’s some law about moving every 3 Or 4 weeks. It’s why you can only stay on a caravan site for so long.

The pertinent question is 'does she like dags?'

[madbadger]

Leptons said:

She’s not stupid, there’s some law about moving every 3 Or 4 weeks. It’s why you can only stay on a caravan site for so long.

From land that you own? or from public land?

[bobtail4x4]

28 days for temp use

[NickCQ]

madbadger said:

Leptons said:

She’s not stupid, there’s some law about moving every 3 Or 4 weeks. It’s why you can only stay on a caravan site for so long.

From land that you own? or from public land?

You need planning even on your own land - the fact that the dwelling has wheels doesn't exempt it from that requirement.
I would assume that moving and coming back every month or so is not enough, you would have to move between different sites.

[DRFC1879]

Maybe someone from the council said "We'll be there at 10am on Wednesday, you must be gone by then" so off she trundled to give the impression of having vacated only to return when the coast was clear.

[Leptons]

eldar said:

The pertinent question is 'does she like dags?'

Probably, but may struggle to eat a whole one.

[ro250]

Leptons said:

eldar said:

The pertinent question is 'does she like dags?'

Probably, but may struggle to eat a whole one.

Yes, I think the OP said she was Chinese so not your typical caravan dweller.

[guitarcarfanatic]

It's a dill. It's a steal. Is the sale of the fking century

[Japveesix]

guitarcarfanatic said:

It's a dill. It's a steal. Is the sale of the fking century

I might contact him as I'm quite parsley to an old caravan.

[alorotom]

Japveesix said:

guitarcarfanatic said:

It's a dill. It's a steal. Is the sale of the fking century

I might contact him as I'm quite parsley to an old caravan.

It’s not the thyme for puns

[595Heaven]

alorotom said:

It’s not the thyme for puns

Sage advice there

[RATATTAK]

alorotom said:

Japveesix said:

guitarcarfanatic said:

It's a dill. It's a steal. Is the sale of the fking century

I might contact him as I'm quite parsley to an old caravan.

It’s not the thyme for puns

Caravan looks mint !

[mfmman]

RATATTAK said:

alorotom said:

Japveesix said:

guitarcarfanatic said:

It's a dill. It's a steal. Is the sale of the fking century

I might contact him as I'm quite parsley to an old caravan.

It’s not the thyme for puns

Caravan looks mint !

Really? I thought it was just vanilla at best

[SlimJim16v]

Now, those two options leave me in a bit of a pickle.

[KAgantua]

mfmman said:

RATATTAK said:

alorotom said:

Japveesix said:

guitarcarfanatic said:

It's a dill. It's a steal. Is the sale of the fking century

I might contact him as I'm quite parsley to an old caravan.

It’s not the thyme for puns

Caravan looks mint !

Really? I thought it was just vanilla at best

Looks like Rosemary West's house in the background!!

[thetapeworm]

We have an odd chap that's always asking people for "surplus to requirements" stuff for free but it's DVDs, games, expensive cables etc - he then unsuccessfully tries to sell stuff of his own at a premium.

Anyway he's posted a "poll" - the town has a yearly lantern festival where children are invited to bring pumpkins to the Town Hall, they go on display outside for a bit and then they taken them home.

His "poll"



Why would you vote?

[nonsequitur]

KAgantua said:

mfmman said:

RATATTAK said:

alorotom said:

Japveesix said:

guitarcarfanatic said:

It's a dill. It's a steal. Is the sale of the fking century

I might contact him as I'm quite parsley to an old caravan.

It’s not the thyme for puns

Caravan looks mint !

Really? I thought it was just vanilla at best

Looks like Rosemary West's house in the background!!

All these puns are like catnip to me.

[silverfoxcc]

FB about the locality where i used to live

Normal rules no racism, politics etc keep subject amtter pertitnetn to area sort of thing

got one woman started posting up pictures of long dead film stars

I di ask whereabouts did they live.....didn't take the hit, or possibly did and threw in a few more.


A few days ago some other crazy woman pasted a story about some young lad who died saving a baby

I just skimmed it but them noticed not only was it about some bloke in Oklahoma but it was 5 months ago. Now they are saying what a brave man he was etc the best one was '
Your parents must be proud' WTJF!! how does their mind work thinking how is a bloke 5 months dead 4000 miles away will read thier note/

When i complained it wasn't relative . i got back stuff saying i wasn't compassionate etc

So i said would it help their grief if i posted up the news about the Titanic and the Great plague of 1665

It was bad enough with the night night Waltons routine with pictures of fluffy animal , angels etc and then gettting the same 10hrs later with good morning everywhere.

And these are supposed to be rational adults