Local Facebook groups

[RicksAlfas]

In amongst all the debate about which bin is being collected this week, a local beautician has posted...

"I just LOVE filling virgin lips".

[BrownEaredDog]

Spare tyre said:

You do know birds are not real?

I was working somewhere once and there was a guy who was in some mad cult who were all convinced birds were not real

I stumbled across the birds aren't real thing a few years ago and thought it was great fun. Trouble is that some people fell for it hook, line and sinker and still believe it. Peter McIndoe (the chap who started the whole thing) never claimed it was anything but a fun satirical experiment, yet it still gained some traction He released a book last year, it's quite fun and probably grist to the mill of the conspiracy types

[Spare tyre]

BrownEaredDog said:

Spare tyre said:

You do know birds are not real?

I was working somewhere once and there was a guy who was in some mad cult who were all convinced birds were not real

I stumbled across the birds aren't real thing a few years ago and thought it was great fun. Trouble is that some people fell for it hook, line and sinker and still believe it. Peter McIndoe (the chap who started the whole thing) never claimed it was anything but a fun satirical experiment, yet it still gained some traction He released a book last year, it's quite fun and probably grist to the mill of the conspiracy types

So are they real or not?

[BrownEaredDog]

Spare tyre said:

BrownEaredDog said:

Spare tyre said:

You do know birds are not real?

I was working somewhere once and there was a guy who was in some mad cult who were all convinced birds were not real

I stumbled across the birds aren't real thing a few years ago and thought it was great fun. Trouble is that some people fell for it hook, line and sinker and still believe it. Peter McIndoe (the chap who started the whole thing) never claimed it was anything but a fun satirical experiment, yet it still gained some traction He released a book last year, it's quite fun and probably grist to the mill of the conspiracy types

So are they real or not?

I suppose they are. Whether they're real living things or real drones is another thing

[djcube]

If birds don't exist, what are those feathery things the cat that lives with us brings home?

[Bullett]

They are bio-engineered with a wetwear cpu and the highest resolution optical sensors available to science.

[Caddyshack]

Bullett said:

They are bio-engineered with a wetwear cpu and the highest resolution optical sensors available to science.

They have hidden the electronics very well within very fleshy guts.

[FredericRobinson]

Is it only wild birds that aren’t real, or don’t they believe in chickens?

[gruffgriff]

And the PH parrot?

[epom]

Not on FB so would be grateful if anyone could ask what this means by my car earlier ??

[BrownEaredDog]

djcube said:

If birds don't exist, what are those feathery things the cat that lives with us brings home?

Old darts?

Edited by BrownEaredDog on Tuesday 21st January 21:13

[zetec]

Quite clearly it's a chalk drawing of Gromit, I believe it's a signal that a dog lives nearby. Keep an eye out for zip ties and dodgy vans in the area.

[Caddyshack]

epom said:

Not on FB so would be grateful if anyone could ask what this means by my car earlier ??

What sort of dog do you have? I am guessing a Labrador and they will be back to steal it next Thursday if I have translated it correctly?

[littlebasher]

Caddyshack said:

epom said:

Not on FB so would be grateful if anyone could ask what this means by my car earlier ??

What sort of dog do you have? I am guessing a Labrador and they will be back to steal it next Thursday if I have translated it correctly?

Close. The long snout and large eyes suggest a Greyhound

[HTP99]

Caddyshack said:

epom said:

Not on FB so would be grateful if anyone could ask what this means by my car earlier ??

What sort of dog do you have? I am guessing a Labrador and they will be back to steal it next Thursday if I have translated it correctly?

Well it is drawn in "dog cock red", so it must be a male dog.

[Timothy Bucktu]

BrownEaredDog said:

Spare tyre said:

You do know birds are not real?

I was working somewhere once and there was a guy who was in some mad cult who were all convinced birds were not real

I stumbled across the birds aren't real thing a few years ago and thought it was great fun. Trouble is that some people fell for it hook, line and sinker and still believe it. Peter McIndoe (the chap who started the whole thing) never claimed it was anything but a fun satirical experiment, yet it still gained some traction He released a book last year, it's quite fun and probably grist to the mill of the conspiracy types

It's nonsense, apart from Pigeons, which as we all know are Government spy drones.

[Mammasaid]

Why can't people read?

[crmcatee]

Probably because the first posting they put up just said the school was closed. You'd need to have a look at the main post edits to see if they've added nursery afterwards if the school is at fault or the second poster really useless.

[A.J.M]

When cleaning up you own rubbish is something you can’t be arsed to do.
So pay someone else to do it.

[loskie]

kind of like
bob a job week


is that still a thing?