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[Skyedriver]

gruffgriff said:

I've used stuff like that as hardcore broken with a 14lb hammer obviously.

[Skyedriver]

In the middle of a S*******y advert about N****r points, someone goes off on a discussion about rescuing dogs.

[gruffgriff]

Skyedriver said:

gruffgriff said:

I've used stuff like that as hardcore broken with a 14lb hammer obviously.

But did you get the inevitable "while you're here taking the rubble can you just take this rusty wheelbarrow and broken fence panels and landscape my garden to return the favour"?

[Spare tyre]

I’m helping to collect some second hand decking today, lady seems sensible, however my only concern is the picture of the loot bs what the reality is going to be

[Caddyshack]

Spare tyre said:

I m helping to collect some second hand decking today, lady seems sensible, however my only concern is the picture of the loot bs what the reality is going to be

Good luck! You are probably going to get bummed. Look out for the chalk marks on the pavement.

[Tisy]

Spare tyre said:

I m helping to collect some second hand decking today, lady seems sensible, however my only concern is the picture of the loot bs what the reality is going to be

If you're wanting ti as firewood then it'll be fine after a dry out. If you're wanting it for anything else you'll be wasting your time. And she'll send you to a random street a quarter mile away from where she actually lives, then you'll have to DM her and she'll give you a different location to go - typically the other end of their street where she'll peek through the blinds to check you don't look like a wrong-un, then she'll give you her house number. If you look like a wrong-un then you'll get ghosted and will be driving back home without your wood .

[wolfracesonic]

If it’s decking, it’s most likely treated and the common view is it’s not fine to burn; lots of nasty stuff in it.

[Spare tyre]

Tisy said:

Spare tyre said:

I m helping to collect some second hand decking today, lady seems sensible, however my only concern is the picture of the loot bs what the reality is going to be

If you're wanting ti as firewood then it'll be fine after a dry out. If you're wanting it for anything else you'll be wasting your time. And she'll send you to a random street a quarter mile away from where she actually lives, then you'll have to DM her and she'll give you a different location to go - typically the other end of their street where she'll peek through the blinds to check you don't look like a wrong-un, then she'll give you her house number. If you look like a wrong-un then you'll get ghosted and will be driving back home without your wood .

Good news

Got to the postcode (no number) at 9, helped ourselves to 7 relatively decent 3 meter lengths

It feels better quality than the stuff we eyeballed for the project in b and q

Also got a couple of sleeper off cuts - I use these when working on cars and the like as safety supports

Saved ourselves a good chunk of cash

Always a lottery


Next freebie we are looking for is some free pavers.

[miniman]

Spare tyre said:

Next freebie we are looking for is some free pavers.

How far are you prepared to travel?

[Spare tyre]

miniman said:

Spare tyre said:

Next freebie we are looking for is some free pavers.

How far are you prepared to travel?

Not really in a rush so not far really

It’s for a project next summer, thankyou

[seabod91]

[Caddyshack]

seabod91 said:

That bloke is a brake fluid addict…says he can stop anytime though.

[littleredrooster]

seabod91 said:

Nope - that one's gone straight over my head, I'm afraid. What are we looking at?

[GadgeS3C]

littleredrooster said:

seabod91 said:

Nope - that one's gone straight over my head, I'm afraid. What are we looking at?

The text immediately above the picture

[littleredrooster]

GadgeS3C said:

The text immediately above the picture

I think I need a larger G&T, because other than a spelling mistake, I still cannot relate the comment to the words.

[GadgeS3C]

littleredrooster said:

GadgeS3C said:

The text immediately above the picture

I think I need a larger G&T, because other than a spelling mistake, I still cannot relate the comment to the words.

Have a couple of G&Ts - it's a rather amusing typo.

[Caddyshack]

GadgeS3C said:

littleredrooster said:

GadgeS3C said:

The text immediately above the picture

I think I need a larger G&T, because other than a spelling mistake, I still cannot relate the comment to the words.

Have a couple of G&Ts - it's a rather amusing typo.

Yes, you would have to ignore the autocorrect a few times to try and get it that wrong…surely?

[seabod91]

Caddyshack said:

seabod91 said:

That bloke is a brake fluid addict says he can stop anytime though.

[droopsnoot]

littleredrooster said:

I think I need a larger G&T, because other than a spelling mistake, I still cannot relate the comment to the words.

That's not a comment, the bit about foxes is a completely separate post and not relevant.

[littleredrooster]

droopsnoot said:

littleredrooster said:

I think I need a larger G&T, because other than a spelling mistake, I still cannot relate the comment to the words.

That's not a comment, the bit about foxes is a completely separate post and not relevant.

I think I realised about 1 millisecond before you posted that!

As I've said before on here - I have a Degree in Overlooking the Bliddy Obvious...