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[anonymous-user]

I just unsubscribed from Nextdoor as i was suspended for using a nickname,its against their rules apparently.

[anonymous-user]

Alan535 said:

I just unsubscribed from Nextdoor as i was suspended for using a nickname,its against their rules apparently.

Sounds fussy. Al-cock-gobbler-535 is a perfectly valid nickname.

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janesmith1950 said:

Alan535 said:

I just unsubscribed from Nextdoor as i was suspended for using a nickname,its against their rules apparently.

Sounds fussy. Al-cock-gobbler-535 is a perfectly valid nickname.

Oh yes your the cycling nutcase v funny

[anonymous-user]

Alan535 said:

Oh yes your the cycling nutcase v funny

No, I'm not. Don't have a bike and hate cycling.

[anonymous-user]

One of you should go on and suggest the government should hire clapping and lock down compliance monitors to keep a central log of each household so that the government can use this data when deciding whether people should be investigated for later crimes, have access to benefits etc as good citizens.

[anonymous-user]

Why was your elderly neighbour outside when it's obviously fatal being within 200 feet of another human being?

[anonymous-user]

Its Just Adz said:

This is causing a stir on our local group.

Been done to death.

[anonymous-user]

Our local one (Rawdon) is now reminding us all were supposed to be posting positive things.

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blingybongy said:

Makes a change from dead cats kindly placed in the gutter.

No problem with people keeping cats or dogs, but when you're in the park and someone's taking their ambulance for a walk it's getting ridiculous.

[anonymous-user]

Its awful isn't it, like key worker has become another expression for superhero or saint

[anonymous-user]

i saw someone come out a shop with a lanyard that said key worker on it.

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l354uge said:

Local council have advised against bonfires as it might agitate those with covid, which i guess is fair enough, but they added a small note at the end saying it also applies to bbqs?

Local group seem to all think bbqing is the devil's work and good riddance: "the smoke ruins my washing" "I'm a key worker and I had my Windows open yesterday" "the smoke will make people die of covid" there's no middle ground anymore, suddenly a lovely bit of meat smoke is suddenly as bad a huge bonfire made up of damp wood and car tyres, madness

I'm still going to bbq though, bks to the silly 'advice'

Same councils who were threatening to shut businesses because people were selling 'non essential' items, despite it not being against the law.

It takes 2 minutes for the authoritarian tendancies to surface with these aholes.

Nothing is more frightening than giving the local authorities and police unfettered powers. Their behaviour over these events should help people understand why the law is so specific.

Banning barbecues indeed. Pah.

[anonymous-user]

Budweiser = council. If I was a bin man I’d not assume that piss was left out as a gift but to be disposed of.

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ChevronB19 said:

Wotcha, I’m in Penrith too (well, Temple Sowerby), and looking at your profile you may well have taken one of my moggy’s fangs out a couple of weeks ago.

Ex-Appleby here. Could write a book on the Facebook nonsense from there over the years.

[anonymous-user]

It's not much different on here half the time. If you fail to agree in entirety with someone's point of view, you are automatically dumped into the adversary bin and it's assumed you're diametrically opposed.

[anonymous-user]

fking mega spacka crazii

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Glassman said:

From a friend's timeline...


Whilst I won't always argue about the message or sentiment, it's the way the reader is challenged to live with his or her conscience if they don't like and share it.

They are usually about depression so makes a change.

Copypasta

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SCEtoAUX said:

I'd rather die than stand on my front porch and sing with my fking neighbours.

If you stand close enough for long enough you might get your wish!

[anonymous-user]

Maybe change the 'proudly' to 'possibly'.

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pip t said:

Seems my neighbours are going all in on it....

The inference in that is scary. I bet you want to see clearly who turns up and who doesn't.