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[Red9zero]

HappyMidget said:

Red9zero said:

geeks said:

Red9zero said:

eldar said:

thetapeworm said:

163 replies so far and I'd estimate 99% of those are people asking for prices, the other 1% are asking if they deliver to areas that aren't listed on the list of places they deliver to that I've edited out.

Are people getting more stupid or has the Internet just given them a stage to show their talents to the world?

Milk in plastic, 40p a pint, in glass 70p. Big mark up to feed the blue tits

The milk we have delivered is a similar price. Worth it IMHO as it includes delivery to your doorstep in a nice glass bottle. We have bread, eggs and orange juice delivered by the milkman too. We started as a lockdown thing, but it's so convenient, we have carried on with it.

We used to have a milkman but half the time he turned up after we had left for work so milk would usually spoil or in the winter freeze and explode.

Ours turns up at just before 0600, so about 20 mins before I get up. We are working from home now anyway, but it's just one less reason to go out to the shops. It actually saves us money overall, as if I go out for milk and bread I come back with all sorts of crap we don't need

You are either female or shopping in Aldi AICMFP

Male (I'd get more replies to my posts if I was female ) and was an Aldi shopper (I miss the aisle of dreams ...), but now an online Asdal* shopper.

• Bristol version of Asda

[HappyMidget]

Red9zero said:

Male (I'd get more replies to my posts if I was female ) and was an Aldi shopper (I miss the aisle of dreams ...), but now an online Asdal* shopper.

• Bristol version of Asda

Five of your best British pounds please

[Red9zero]

HappyMidget said:

Red9zero said:

Male (I'd get more replies to my posts if I was female ) and was an Aldi shopper (I miss the aisle of dreams ...), but now an online Asdal* shopper.

• Bristol version of Asda

Five of your best British pounds please

Bristol pounds only here please

[CanAm]

Red9zero said:

Male (I'd get more replies to my posts if I was female ) and was an Aldi shopper (I miss the aisle of dreams ...), but now an online Asdal* shopper.

• Bristol version of Asda

I think that explains the poor sales of the Perodua Nippa in that area.

[Red9zero]

CanAm said:

Red9zero said:

Male (I'd get more replies to my posts if I was female ) and was an Aldi shopper (I miss the aisle of dreams ...), but now an online Asdal* shopper.

• Bristol version of Asda

I think that explains the poor sales of the Perodua Nippa in that area.

I'd feel a right tit driving one of those anyway

[bad company]

I rather like this one on my local page:-

Bored housewife looking for a plumber or plumbers. School hours only. Payment negotiable.

[mike80]

Appeared on our local page today. I did suggest she read it in Liam Neesons voice...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQgcz3iIzTi/?utm_medi...

[anonymous-user]

mike80 said:

Appeared on our local page today. I did suggest she read it in Liam Neesons voice...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQgcz3iIzTi/?utm_medi...

Cor didn't she witter on.

[loskie]

jeesus she did.


A "trained" and indeed "professional" dog walker.

How impressive.


Where does one get such accreditation and training?

[alorotom]

mike80 said:

Appeared on our local page today. I did suggest she read it in Liam Neesons voice...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQgcz3iIzTi/?utm_medi...

Demanded the manager … all she got was the deputy head …

[MXRod]

“Trained “, they watched a YouTube video
“Professional” , they charge for the service

[GadgeS3C]

mike80 said:

Appeared on our local page today. I did suggest she read it in Liam Neesons voice...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQgcz3iIzTi/?utm_medi...

A particular lack of skills?

[anonymous-user]

MXRod said:

“Trained “, they watched a YouTube video
“Professional” , they charge for the service

[blingybongy]

GadgeS3C said:

A particular lack of skills?

Bet it was piss.

[shih tzu faced]

About half way through her monologue when she starts banging on about how the puppy could have been dead if she wasn’t such a professional, she suddenly reminded me of Kerry Mucklowe out of This Country.

The slightly dumb facial expression, the laboured delivery, the voice, the pauses for dramatic effect, the lot

[Zetec-S]

Any takers? It was up for £50 but now reduced

[HTP99]

flashbang said:

mike80 said:

Appeared on our local page today. I did suggest she read it in Liam Neesons voice...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQgcz3iIzTi/?utm_medi...

Cor didn't she witter on.

5 fking minutes, I got bored after 90 seconds.

My god people do witter on about nothing,

[shih tzu faced]

Zetec-S said:

Any takers? It was up for £50 but now reduced

Ex-rental flat pack skip fodder. Imagine trying to get that back together after taking it apart to fit in your car!

Wonder if that’s the kind of thing C.S. Lewis had in mind as the portal to the kingdom of Narnia?

£30

[LordLoveLength]

shih tzu faced said:

Zetec-S said:

Any takers? It was up for £50 but now reduced

Ex-rental flat pack skip fodder. Imagine trying to get that back together after taking it apart to fit in your car!

Wonder if that’s the kind of thing C.S. Lewis had in mind as the portal to the kingdom of Narnia?

£30

Almost perfect for me but I really want a walldrobe. And matching chester draws.

[RammyMP]

Made me chuckle