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anonymous-user

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75 months

Monday 15th April 2024
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zarjaz1991 said:
I love the inappropriate birthday ones. I have come across loads of them.

Happy deathday!

anonymous-user

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75 months

Monday 15th April 2024
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Spare tyre said:
A fella has been reported stalking a woman every morning

The brute has been getting off the same bus each morning and walking behind the woman towards her work where he “turns off to hide”

Some normal sounding bloke pops up “ if it’s a bloke with a red coat, carrying a black bag and a cap, it’s me. I’m on the same bus as you and walk to my job after getting off the bus, I’m happy to make an effort to get off the bus before you if it puts your mind at rest”

Cue lots of Huns and the original Karen saying “yeah that’s him” etc etc etc

Apparently he’s been doing it everyday since the woman started her new routine

Scary stuff really
Behold, the climate of fear that current political leanings seem determined to cultivate. Kudos to the bloke for being happy to identify himself, probably have a visit from the fuzz now! rolleyes

anonymous-user

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75 months

Thursday 18th April 2024
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Earthdweller said:
Ha ha! My mate used to live down a road opposite a train station. Of course, people would park down there to avoid the car park charge. He used to go mad about people parking outside his house. No matter how many times I told it was a public road, he wouldn't listen.

anonymous-user

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75 months

Thursday 18th April 2024
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the-norseman said:
zarjaz1991 said:
I wish they would do away with these background pics, people have to physically pick them as well.
Chocolate cake has a new meaning.

anonymous-user

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75 months

Friday 19th April 2024
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SpidersWeb said:
pocketspring said:
Earthdweller said:
Ha ha! My mate used to live down a road opposite a train station. Of course, people would park down there to avoid the car park charge. He used to go mad about people parking outside his house. No matter how many times I told it was a public road, he wouldn't listen.
Trouble is that is all fine saying 'public road' until you run into those who don't give a damn.

In my town an unknown resident in one of the streets near the station decided they didn't want commuters parking there.

They didn't bother putting any 'do not park here' notes on the commuter's cars, they simply put a screwdriver through a body panel, or slashed the tyres, or poured paint-stripper over it.

Lots of shouting about it on FB about how it was legal to park as it was a 'public road', but people quickly stopped parking there and even a decade on that particular street is empty of commuter cars.
Which is fine until you run into someone who doesn't give a dam a runs a screwdriver in your body.

anonymous-user

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75 months

Friday 19th April 2024
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SpidersWeb said:
WarrenB said:
Would that not increase insurance premiums for the locals? Folk with damaged cars would claim on their insurance, the area/street the damage took place would have an increase in claims showing it as a high risk area?
Would it?

The people with the damaged cars don't live in that street, or even nearby, and many lived up to 15 or 20 miles away.

For it to increase a car insurance premium your insurance company would need to ask you where you parked your car during the day, and all the insurance quotes I have filled in have simply asked 'home, street, public carpark, or secure car park' not which exact street if you parked on the street.

It would obviously increase the premium of the people who had their car damaged, but that wouldn't impact the person who was vandalising the cars, and that is assuming that the vandal even owned a car.
Ok, going by your way of saying things on here, you said there hasn't been a commuter car parked there for a decade. So have you checked that road every minute of every hour of every day for each car for the past ten years and asked each person if theyre a commuter? Of course not, so stop bending from one extreme to other.

anonymous-user

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75 months

Wednesday 24th April 2024
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Bullett said:
Karl knew exactly what he was saying.
Definitely and Karen was triggered. I'm sure Lee and Dean are "Cheeky lads" and "Aspiring footballers". Good work, Karl!

anonymous-user

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75 months

Tuesday 30th April 2024
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I'm quite amazed that at the weekend a cat got run over and no one mentioned speeding cars. Of course, it may well have died of natural causes.

anonymous-user

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75 months

Wednesday 1st May 2024
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HTP99 said:
Zippee said:
Sycamore said:
A waldrode or a Chester draws. Decisions decisions

Tell them to knock it out - they'll also benefit from a lovely new skylight
Are people really that fking stupid, its the roof line you morons!!
Did they not notice it on their first tour of the place?!

anonymous-user

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75 months

Tuesday 21st May 2024
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This type of ste is typical of our local village group


anonymous-user

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75 months

Tuesday 21st May 2024
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What a fking rarsclart

anonymous-user

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75 months

Tuesday 21st May 2024
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
lord trumpton said:
What a fking rarsclart
Would that be rassclart?
Nope but possibly I meant raasclaat or rasclat. Rarsclart is an Indian variant of the Jamaican pair from above

Either one of the three mean the same thing - arse cloth

anonymous-user

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75 months

Tuesday 21st May 2024
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
lord trumpton said:
Jordie Barretts sock said:
lord trumpton said:
What a fking rarsclart
Would that be rassclart?
Nope but possibly I meant raasclaat or rasclat. Rarsclart is an Indian variant of the Jamaican pair from above

Either one of the three mean the same thing - arse cloth
Well, we both meant the same thing!
beer

anonymous-user

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75 months

Tuesday 28th May 2024
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Spare tyre said:
james6546 said:
CanAm said:
Timothy Bucktu said:
geeks said:
Timely!
That's beautifully passive aggressive...but on the other hand, this is why we can't have nice things - because people are thieving bds!
I do hope she does actually have CCTV!
With goods outside for sale via an honesty box, I think, unfortunately, you have to budget for a certain amount of shrinkage.
I sell eggs in an honesty box, it’s usually one of about 6 people who buy them as I’ve let the plants grow over the for sale sign, so it’s more of an if you know you know kind of thing.

One of the regulars doesn’t seem to pay, I have no idea why!
I’ve never understood why anyone would pay for “range eggs”

I’ll wait for a biter wink
We have a smallholding and sell eggs - can't keep up with demand in our village

anonymous-user

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75 months

Friday 7th June 2024
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POIDH said:
A cat has gone into someone's garden. A very clean cat apparently.

Apparently it 'must' be lost and 'looks like' an indoor cat. Can people spread the word?
It’s not scoping the place out with a view to stealing their dog, is it??

anonymous-user

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75 months

Friday 7th June 2024
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Chocmonster said:
Scabutz said:


Form an orderly queue
My Sister in Law is exactly what they're looking for! She's a moblie podiatrist with mainly elderly clients. Pity she's in the north east though.
Thought you said she was mobile?!! rolleyes

anonymous-user

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75 months

Monday 24th June 2024
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Flumpo said:
I suppose it could well be legit, but I can imagine it raises a few questions. Should the police be taking personal photos of people they are prosecuting/fining then sharing them anonymously on a public Facebook group.

Maybe that’s all perfectly legit, but feels a bit off. Even if tailgating fuel tanker drivers might deserve it!
Given that they seem to be allowed to film your arrest for national TV whether you like it or not, going by the endless docu-series being constantly pumped out, I assume they’re also allowed to take selfies for their “socials” in the same way?!

anonymous-user

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75 months

Saturday 13th July 2024
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CanAm said:
legless said:
Instead they're just marking themselves out as uneducated bellends who don't understand grammar. I see it a lot at work - people seem allergic to the object pronouns of me, you, us etc., and use the (incorrect) reflexive ones instead.

I also have an irrational irritation for people who use 'momentarily' when they instead mean 'in a moment'
Such Americanisms unfortunately seem to be creeping in amongst our younder readers. One recent post by a newish member had so much that some assumed he was American.
Thread swerve, but I’m a bit of a fan of Homes Under the Hammer (council), and the otherwise lovely Martel Maxwell has a habit of saying things like “it needs replaced”, which I always find grates a bit.

anonymous-user

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75 months

Saturday 13th July 2024
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
Norn Iron.

Needs fixed. Needs done.

'to be' is missing from their vocabulary.
Except she’s a Scot! biggrin But the same presumably applies!

anonymous-user

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75 months

Monday 15th July 2024
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SistersofPercy said:
Very unexpected answer to the familiar question of “what was that helicopter?” this weekend.
Was not expecting the answer to be “Tom Cruise filming mission impossible” but it was!
Helicopter and two planes apparently. Fascinating.
He’s not making another one, surely?!

Hun.