Match.com (Vol. 7)
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S1KRR said:
PDP76 said:
I’m taking to a complete sex maniac !!
We haven’t met yet.
Lots of messages back n forth of what she wants to do to me. Voice messages too lol so no it’s not a man !!
Phoned me this morning, I wasn’t allowed to speak to her, no talking, just listen to her having an orgasm over the phone.
Filth lol kinky filth
People are going to say this is bWe haven’t met yet.
Lots of messages back n forth of what she wants to do to me. Voice messages too lol so no it’s not a man !!
Phoned me this morning, I wasn’t allowed to speak to her, no talking, just listen to her having an orgasm over the phone.
Filth lol kinky filth
ks. And I get that, but this encounter happened! And I was a changed man afterwards! 
I met a lady years ago, knew someone that I knew vaguely at the time, not the best looking girl in the world. And a few too many tattoos than I like, she had these quite hard fake tits pushed way up. (and her skin looked awful from the results of the surgery!) But one thing led to another and I found myself in her bedroom. It was clear she wasn't looking for anything committed so I just went along for the ride.
Utter nutter! I mean the closest I've ever been to a full on medical grade nympho! She was just filth. Gave me probably the best blowjob I've ever had! The full legs giving up jobby!
It was honestly like something out of a porno! She just grabbed my legs and thrust them up in the air and just buried her tongue in an area there had NEVER been a tongue before! 
Opened a drawer on her bedside cabinet, and I can picture this vividly well over a decade later, pulled out a leather paddle and ORDERED me to spank her with it! Only of course, I've never done this before, and was pretty timid compared to what she clearly wanted
It was utterly surreal. I did wonder if I'd inadvertently got into some weird reality show. I ejected as soon as I could! I didn't stay the night even. There was no "oh call me" either. Probably because I wasn't up to her requirements! She appeared to live a completely boring life in a classic "going nowhere" job This was obviously her release. Definitely not one to take to meet your parents. I know a lot of guys will say "oh yeah I love a dirty bird" But honestly, it was too much.
I have seen another girl for just under a year who could be pretty kinky if she wanted. But it wasn't the ONLY thing about her. She had a brain in her head, you could go to a restaurant and she'd be normal. She had other interests besides shagging. I also didn't get the impression the notches on her bedpost went around the whole of London!
Honestly this lady messaging me is insanely filthy.
I’ve had photos of her today doing things to herself with toys and telling me to tell her to do things with them lol obviously not sharing any of them anyway !
She first started with this when I was at work the other day. I damn nearly spat my tea out !!
She has gone into very fine detail how she wants it and where she wants it. Which holes she wants filling !
Every time she gets horny she is going to be calling me, not allowed to speak just listen to her getting off.
Work calls will be interesting ffs lol
PDP76 said:
I’ll believe you.
Honestly this lady messaging me is insanely filthy.
I’ve had photos of her today doing things to herself with toys and telling me to tell her to do things with them lol obviously not sharing any of them anyway !
She first started with this when I was at work the other day. I damn nearly spat my tea out !!
She has gone into very fine detail how she wants it and where she wants it. Which holes she wants filling !
Every time she gets horny she is going to be calling me, not allowed to speak just listen to her getting off.
Work calls will be interesting ffs lol
Do you have normal conversation otherwise its a little strange....Honestly this lady messaging me is insanely filthy.
I’ve had photos of her today doing things to herself with toys and telling me to tell her to do things with them lol obviously not sharing any of them anyway !
She first started with this when I was at work the other day. I damn nearly spat my tea out !!
She has gone into very fine detail how she wants it and where she wants it. Which holes she wants filling !
Every time she gets horny she is going to be calling me, not allowed to speak just listen to her getting off.
Work calls will be interesting ffs lol
fastraxx said:
Do you have normal conversation otherwise its a little strange....
Nothing normal about today !! Had some normal conversation in the last few days but it’s more in this direction now.
Back story is she’s come out of a boring sexless marriage of 20 yrs and is pretty much on heat !! lol
PDP76 said:
Nothing normal about today !!
Had some normal conversation in the last few days but it’s more in this direction now.
Back story is she’s come out of a boring sexless marriage of 20 yrs and is pretty much on heat !! lol
How far away is she? This could be the making of a good few posts....Had some normal conversation in the last few days but it’s more in this direction now.
Back story is she’s come out of a boring sexless marriage of 20 yrs and is pretty much on heat !! lol
I know it was mentioned in earlier volumes of this thread, but has anyone been using Badoo recently?
One of the guys I work with has been smashing loads on there, and from the photos he's shown he's punching above his weight quite comfortably
From what I gather its even more for no-strings hookups than Tinder, and without needing a Faecesbook profile to join. Just wondered what the general consensus was
One of the guys I work with has been smashing loads on there, and from the photos he's shown he's punching above his weight quite comfortably
From what I gather its even more for no-strings hookups than Tinder, and without needing a Faecesbook profile to join. Just wondered what the general consensus was
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V8covin said:
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csd19 said:
I know it was mentioned in earlier volumes of this thread, but has anyone been using Badoo recently?
One of the guys I work with has been smashing loads on there, and from the photos he's shown he's punching above his weight quite comfortably
Used it before with no success and tried again recently. Certainly, Brighton, it's dead. One of the guys I work with has been smashing loads on there, and from the photos he's shown he's punching above his weight quite comfortably
Not problems with Tinder, Hinge and a couple of others.
Either I've got the wrong face for Badoo or it's just not big in my area/age range.
CountZero23 said:
csd19 said:
I know it was mentioned in earlier volumes of this thread, but has anyone been using Badoo recently?
One of the guys I work with has been smashing loads on there, and from the photos he's shown he's punching above his weight quite comfortably
Used it before with no success and tried again recently. Certainly, Brighton, it's dead. One of the guys I work with has been smashing loads on there, and from the photos he's shown he's punching above his weight quite comfortably
Not problems with Tinder, Hinge and a couple of others.
Either I've got the wrong face for Badoo or it's just not big in my area/age range.
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