Match.com (Vol. 7)

[interstellar]

Well you will like this one!

I am supposed to be on a date right now.

This time last night I had two dates set up , one tonight and one next Friday.

The one I was seeing tonight cancelled this morning by text as she went for coffee this morning with her sister who lives 30 miles away as she found out my date on Friday was her sister

What are the chances. Both cancelled as they felt it would be awkward!!

Quite disappointed but laughing at the same time as you couldn’t make it up!

[technodup]

interstellar said:

Quite disappointed but laughing at the same time as you couldn’t make it up!

I'd have tried to get one of them back onside. The better looking one obviously.

[Blown2CV]

interstellar said:

Well you will like this one!

I am supposed to be on a date right now.

This time last night I had two dates set up , one tonight and one next Friday.

The one I was seeing tonight cancelled this morning by text as she went for coffee this morning with her sister who lives 30 miles away as she found out my date on Friday was her sister

What are the chances. Both cancelled as they felt it would be awkward!!

Quite disappointed but laughing at the same time as you couldn’t make it up!

could always suggest going out as a 3.....

[lemmingjames]

technodup said:

interstellar said:

Quite disappointed but laughing at the same time as you couldn’t make it up!

I'd have tried to get one of them back onside. The better looking one obviously.

Should have asked Petraeus for advice as hed have shagged them both with an hour, maybe same time

[interstellar]

technodup said:

interstellar said:

Quite disappointed but laughing at the same time as you couldn’t make it up!

I'd have tried to get one of them back onside. The better looking one obviously.

Don’t worry I have!

Will give her some space and try to salvage it in a few days!

[CharlesdeGaulle]

lemmingjames said:

Should have asked Petraeus for advice as hed have shagged them both with an hour, maybe same time

No need to be a prick about stuff. You might not like him, or believe his stories, but still no need to be a dick.

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

interstellar said:

Well you will like this one!

I am supposed to be on a date right now.

This time last night I had two dates set up , one tonight and one next Friday.

The one I was seeing tonight cancelled this morning by text as she went for coffee this morning with her sister who lives 30 miles away as she found out my date on Friday was her sister

What are the chances. Both cancelled as they felt it would be awkward!!

Quite disappointed but laughing at the same time as you couldn’t make it up!

So instead of dates with two sisters, you're just left with Pam and her five?

And FWIW, I too have no reason to disbelieve Petrus. Some of us are capable of making OLD work for us.

[Petrus1983]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

lemmingjames said:

Should have asked Petraeus for advice as hed have shagged them both with an hour, maybe same time

No need to be a prick about stuff. You might not like him, or believe his stories, but still no need to be a dick.

Cheers Charles. Lemming - I’ve been brutally honest on this thread going back many years - often to my embarrassment/disadvantage - so if you are going to be a dick, atleast get my name right.

[SCEtoAUX]

What is a "Circuit Midget"?

[CharlesdeGaulle]

SCEtoAUX said:

What is a "Circuit Midget"?

I suspect that everyone worked-out that it was a typo and used a brain cell to calculate what was meant. Except, it appears, you.

[shirt]

CountZero23 said:

lass

i'm from yorkshire, but whenever someone used the word lass i'm instantly reminded of whippets, flat caps, pints of mild and guys who can't get a girlfriend

[shirt]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

interstellar said:

Well you will like this one!

I am supposed to be on a date right now.

This time last night I had two dates set up , one tonight and one next Friday.

The one I was seeing tonight cancelled this morning by text as she went for coffee this morning with her sister who lives 30 miles away as she found out my date on Friday was her sister

What are the chances. Both cancelled as they felt it would be awkward!!

Quite disappointed but laughing at the same time as you couldn’t make it up!

So instead of dates with two sisters, you're just left with Pam and her five?

And FWIW, I too have no reason to disbelieve Petrus. Some of us are capable of making OLD work for us.

it's been a long time since this last rolled out of it's hangar, but i feel is worth it for this gem. bravo fermit.

[S1KRR]

shirt said:

it's been a long time since this last rolled out of it's hangar, but i feel is worth it for this gem. bravo fermit.

Indeed!

I LOL'd too

[CountZero23]

interstellar said:

The one I was seeing tonight cancelled this morning by text as she went for coffee this morning with her sister who lives 30 miles away as she found out my date on Friday was her sister

What are the chances. Both cancelled as they felt it would be awkward!!

Quite disappointed but laughing at the same time as you couldn’t make it up!

Brilliant. I'm guessing you live in a sparsely populated bit of the world?!


Date on Saturday with went exceptionally well, comedy night was great and hit a bunch of bars afterwards and ended up back at mine. The only awkward point was when she asked me when I'd last slept with a girl - decided to be honest and told her it was Tuesday

Turns out we have a ridiculous amount in common and met up again today for a walk along the seafront and a roast. Ended up back at mine again and had a fun evening.

All apps deleted for the second time in 4 weeks, meeting up on Thurs and next weekend. Very pretty, great laugh to hang out with, no kids, filthy sense of humour - keep thinking I must be missing something! Definite potential with this one

[FN2TypeR]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

So instead of dates with two sisters, you're just left with Pam and her five?

And FWIW, I too have no reason to disbelieve Petrus. Some of us are capable of making OLD work for us.

Don't let your missus read that :P

Sorted a date for this Friday, the old fashioned way! She's a friend of a friend and I have fancied the pants off of her for as long as I have known her, incoming crash and burn in 5, 4, 3, 2.....

[technodup]

I've got one arranged for Wednesday and another for Saturday. Both 35 and brunette the way I like them. The young one with daddy issues has disappeared as fast as she arrived, and the chunky one with blue hair whom I figured would be a great ride is indicating she doesn't fk around (but also indicating she absolutely loves cocaine ). So unless she's playing hard to get she can bolt. I've also been culled by the insecure one scared of dates and more unfortunately by the blonde polis. But then again she only had about one night free a fortnight so no big loss there.

A couple of others bouncing about but I'm trying to avoid the temptation to end up with 3 or 4 in a week. The two I've arranged are both hot, one very much so and for the first time in ages I actually think I'd want to spend time with when not fking. Which is a feeling I've not had for a while, but I'll not go and delete any apps just yet.

[hyphen]

FN2TypeR said:

Don't let your missus read that :P

Sorted a date for this Friday, the old fashioned way! She's a friend of a friend and I have fancied the pants off of her for as long as I have known her, incoming crash and burn in 5, 4, 3, 2.....

Best of luck, don't screw it up

[interstellar]

Sister 1 is still messaging me but is torn which is fair enough.

I have another date for Wednesday and 3 possibles but am away snowboarding next week so will not organise anything else until I get back.

I don’t want to be on the apps when away, I want to be checking out the ski bunny’s at the bars at 5pm instead!

[Monkeylegend]

interstellar said:

Sister 1 is still messaging me but is torn which is fair enough.

I have another date for Wednesday and 3 possibles but am away snowboarding next week so will not organise anything else until I get back.

I don’t want to be on the apps when away, I want to be checking out the ski bunny’s at the bars at 5pm instead!

You're the man

[slipstream 1985]

Monkeylegend said:

interstellar said:

Sister 1 is still messaging me but is torn which is fair enough.

I have another date for Wednesday and 3 possibles but am away snowboarding next week so will not organise anything else until I get back.

I don’t want to be on the apps when away, I want to be checking out the ski bunny’s at the bars at 5pm instead!

You're the man

ratio of male to female on dating sites arn't in your odds never mind a ski resort.