Lets help Boris out, PH solutions to the backstop

Lets help Boris out, PH solutions to the backstop

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dazwalsh

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6,095 posts

141 months

Wednesday 21st August 2019
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So bojo’s new 30 day limit laid out by merkel to come up with an alternative to the backstop got me thinking. He could do with the collective power of PH to think of ways to get around that pesky backstop with some new ideas, so get your creative juices flowing!

Apart from a bespoke FTA between the ROI and the UK i cant think of anything that breaks the deadlock, and that idea will taste like a dogst sandwich to the EU.


S100HP

12,677 posts

167 months

Wednesday 21st August 2019
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Cancelling Brexit might just work scratchchin

PSB1

3,681 posts

104 months

Wednesday 21st August 2019
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dazwalsh said:
So bojo’s new 30 day limit laid out by merkel to come up with an alternative to the backstop got me thinking. He could do with the collective power of PH to think of ways to get around that pesky backstop with some new ideas, so get your creative juices flowing!

Apart from a bespoke FTA between the ROI and the UK i cant think of anything that breaks the deadlock, and that idea will taste like a dogst sandwich to the EU.
For the trade side, just run it through ph classifieds? Or 'stick it in the cloud'?? Or, um...blockchain - yeah - blockchain!!

RobDickinson

31,343 posts

254 months

Wednesday 21st August 2019
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honestly for the sanity and future of the UK you need to help Boris out of office.

EDLT

15,421 posts

206 months

Wednesday 21st August 2019
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Just don't do anything. Lots of countries have thousands of miles of borders that are completely unguarded, why does Northern Ireland need a wall?

frisbee

4,979 posts

110 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Just Sell the UK to Trump for $1.

As part of America we’ll get cheap petrol gas and peanut butter M&Ms.

Baby Shark doo doo doo doo

15,077 posts

169 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Build a wall, a HOOOOOOGE wall... and get the Spanish to pay for it

sugerbear

4,031 posts

158 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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tumbleweed

BOR

4,702 posts

255 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Give back the land you stole from the irish ?

Jasey_

4,864 posts

178 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Invade Ireland.

grumbledoak

31,532 posts

233 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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EDLT said:
Just don't do anything. Lots of countries have thousands of miles of borders that are completely unguarded, why does Northern Ireland need a wall?
This. Insisting on an unwelcome wall is just a transparent attempt at leverage.

amusingduck

9,396 posts

136 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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anonymous said:
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pffft. self determination is soooo passé wink

Brave Fart

5,720 posts

111 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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1) employ an adequate number of inspectors to visit farms and abbatoirs to ensure food and animals meet EU spec. The island isn't that big a place so you don't need checks at the border.
2) trusted trader scheme linked to tax and VAT records to evidence transactions at the point of invoicing. Tax incentives for traders to join such a scheme.
3) a joint Republic / UK customs unit that would have powers to visit EU or UK businesses to ensure compliance.
4) draft a declaration in which the EU declare that this is a special situation due to the Good Friday agreement and that the absence of a physical border does not form a precedent for other EU nations.

And perhaps force Merkel, Varadkar or whoever to state who, exactly, would erect a border? The UK won't, so who will?

Integroo

11,574 posts

85 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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grumbledoak said:
EDLT said:
Just don't do anything. Lots of countries have thousands of miles of borders that are completely unguarded, why does Northern Ireland need a wall?
This. Insisting on an unwelcome wall is just a transparent attempt at leverage.
Nobody is talking about a wall. Name one border between an EU and non EU country that doesn't have border checks?

The Hypno-Toad

12,281 posts

205 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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dazwalsh said:
So bojo’s new 30 day limit laid out by merkel to come up with an alternative to the backstop got me thinking. He could do with the collective power of PH to think of ways to get around that pesky backstop with some new ideas, so get your creative juices flowing!

Apart from a bespoke FTA between the ROI and the UK i cant think of anything that breaks the deadlock, and that idea will taste like a dogst sandwich to the EU.
As it stands at the moment, I would have thought the best plan would be dust off and then nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure.

Game over, man. Game over.


Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Thursday 22 August 09:38

poo at Paul's

14,144 posts

175 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Make it like the Swiss borders. Main routes for trucks etc manned, camera's etc, smaller routes in manned between certain hours, camera'd others, and if you want to wade across fields and mountains for miles, get on with it and climb the odd fence here and there.

Cyder

7,051 posts

220 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Can we not just check what the border between Norway and Sweden is like and copy that solution?

Or Switzerland and everywhere else as suggested.

stew-STR160

8,006 posts

238 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Nuke em from orbit...

T-195

2,671 posts

61 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Send in The Paras.

stu67

812 posts

188 months

Thursday 22nd August 2019
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Flood the ROI with cheap Booze, Fags and Petrol from the North until the ROI have to build a hard border and then blame them. Job jobbed

(I'm from ROI and wouldn't mind cheap Booze and Petrol for a while) smile