PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!

[thetapeworm]

Thanks SS!

I don't think I've ever seen such sellotape precision.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Andburg

Your package has been dispatched, the card on the front is safe to open now as is the package. Everything is individually wrapped. Happy Christmas.

Santa.

[Tyre Tread]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

TyreTread

You can unwrap the gift as the box inside contains the wrapped gift. Best to keep it away from any dogs you may have.


Santa.

currently don't have a dog

Can't wait.

[andburg]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Andburg

Your package has been dispatched, the card on the front is safe to open now as is the package. Everything is individually wrapped. Happy Christmas.

Santa.

Fabulous!!!!!

[Benni]

I guess some updates are due, I am well chuffed, never been to the post office this early.

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	Bullett	No	No
3.	Eltax91	No	No
4.	Rawwr	No	No
5.	geeks	No	No
6.	Master Bean	No	No
7.	morgs_	No	No
8.	ForZiE23	No	No
9.	AndBurG	No	No
10.	CrunkleFloop	No	No
11.	The Moose	No	No
12.	Giblet	No	No
13.	wildoliver	No	No
14.	thetapeworm	No	No
15.	alorotom	No	No
16.	vixen1700	No	No
17.	glade	No	No
18.	Smiljan	No	No
19.	Rutter	No	No
20.	R8Steve	No	No
21.	oldbanger	No	No
22.	Benni	YESS	No
23.	bristolbaron	No	No
24.	2gins	No	No
25.	Xaero	No	No
26.	Butter face	No	No
27.	GOG440	No	No
28.	Nigelpugh7	No	No
29.	w1bbles	No	No
30.	OzzyR1	No	No
31.	Pot Bellied Fool	No	No
32.	ChrisDT	No	No
33.	Kev.RS	No	No
34.	Shakermaker	No	No
35.	axgizmo	No	No
36.	DRFC1879	No	No
37.	BenLowden	No	No
38.	Tyre Tread	No	No
39.	Swampy1982	No	No
40.	The Spruce Goose	No	No
41.	deejay005	No	No
42.	thundercolo	No	No
43.	BertieWooster	No	No
44.	Troubleatmill	No	No
45.	pembo	No	No
46.	troc	No	No
47.	s2green	No	No

[bristolbaron]

Benni said:

I guess some updates are due, I am well chuffed, never been to the post office this early.

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	Bullett	No	No
3.	Eltax91	No	No
4.	Rawwr	No	No
5.	geeks	No	No
6.	Master Bean	No	No
7.	morgs_	No	No
8.	ForZiE23	No	No
9.	AndBurG	No	No
10.	CrunkleFloop	No	No
11.	The Moose	No	No
12.	Giblet	No	No
13.	wildoliver	No	No
14.	thetapeworm	No	No
15.	alorotom	No	No
16.	vixen1700	No	No
17.	glade	No	No
18.	Smiljan	No	No
19.	Rutter	No	No
20.	R8Steve	No	No
21.	oldbanger	No	No
22.	Benni	YESS	No
23.	bristolbaron	No	No
24.	2gins	No	No
25.	Xaero	No	No
26.	Butter face	No	No
27.	GOG440	No	No
28.	Nigelpugh7	No	No
29.	w1bbles	No	No
30.	OzzyR1	No	No
31.	Pot Bellied Fool	No	No
32.	ChrisDT	No	No
33.	Kev.RS	No	No
34.	Shakermaker	No	No
35.	axgizmo	No	No
36.	DRFC1879	No	No
37.	BenLowden	No	No
38.	Tyre Tread	No	No
39.	Swampy1982	No	No
40.	The Spruce Goose	No	No
41.	deejay005	No	No
42.	thundercolo	No	No
43.	BertieWooster	No	No
44.	Troubleatmill	No	No
45.	pembo	No	No
46.	troc	No	No
47.	s2green	No	No

Does the updating not then make it more obvious who your Santa is as few have sent yet?

[andburg]

bristolbaron said:

Does the updating not then make it more obvious who your Santa is as few have sent yet?

If you’re honest with your timing maybe....don’t trust anybody

[Troubleatmill]

Exactly.

If Santa delivers you a DIY circumcision kit; with 2 extra free plasters thrown in - (I kid you not- it is an extra $0.02 value ) - you know I'm your secret Santa.

The funniest thing was on the Alibaba link - the store that is selling it ( about 10 feet square ) - has ; if you visit - a free bicycle parking spot for customers - like that it a good selling point...

Sounds legit enough for me.

Now... out with your Percy - pull tight and - squeeze and trim....

And Santa said PH wants pics that you have put it to good use.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

GOG440

What shoe size are you? Know what I mean, wink wink, say no more, know what I mean guv'nor.

Sadistically yours,

Santa

[geeks]

bristolbaron said:

Benni said:

I guess some updates are due, I am well chuffed, never been to the post office this early.

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	Bullett	No	No
3.	Eltax91	No	No
4.	Rawwr	No	No
5.	geeks	No	No
6.	Master Bean	No	No
7.	morgs_	No	No
8.	ForZiE23	No	No
9.	AndBurG	No	No
10.	CrunkleFloop	No	No
11.	The Moose	No	No
12.	Giblet	No	No
13.	wildoliver	No	No
14.	thetapeworm	No	No
15.	alorotom	No	No
16.	vixen1700	No	No
17.	glade	No	No
18.	Smiljan	No	No
19.	Rutter	No	No
20.	R8Steve	No	No
21.	oldbanger	No	No
22.	Benni	YESS	No
23.	bristolbaron	No	No
24.	2gins	No	No
25.	Xaero	No	No
26.	Butter face	No	No
27.	GOG440	No	No
28.	Nigelpugh7	No	No
29.	w1bbles	No	No
30.	OzzyR1	No	No
31.	Pot Bellied Fool	No	No
32.	ChrisDT	No	No
33.	Kev.RS	No	No
34.	Shakermaker	No	No
35.	axgizmo	No	No
36.	DRFC1879	No	No
37.	BenLowden	No	No
38.	Tyre Tread	No	No
39.	Swampy1982	No	No
40.	The Spruce Goose	No	No
41.	deejay005	No	No
42.	thundercolo	No	No
43.	BertieWooster	No	No
44.	Troubleatmill	No	No
45.	pembo	No	No
46.	troc	No	No
47.	s2green	No	No

Does the updating not then make it more obvious who your Santa is as few have sent yet?

This should be a wiki page, helps keep it more anonymous

[Shakermaker]

Dear Secret Santa

A box arrived yesterday morning, and like all men, I'll read the instructions later

[morgs_]

Wiki is here: PHSS 2019 WIKI

Could a mod sticky it please?

Update on there when you've sent/received and if you're worried about breaking it , post a request in here and someone will update it for you.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

TheTapeworm

I’m glad part one got there safe and sound and that nothing was damaged in transit... the more serious part two (to be opened on the 25th) is now on its way. Due to the unique nature of Royal Mail this item has to be shipped with another courier so watch out for it... it’ll be obvious when it arrives...

Keep us all posted on your advent calendar - fingers crossed for a big win!

Lots of love,

Santa

xxxxx

[thetapeworm]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

TheTapeworm

I’m glad part one got there safe and sound and that nothing was damaged in transit... the more serious part two (to be opened on the 25th) is now on its way. Due to the unique nature of Royal Mail this item has to be shipped with another courier so watch out for it... it’ll be obvious when it arrives...

Keep us all posted on your advent calendar - fingers crossed for a big win!

Lots of love,

Santa

xxxxx

Huge thanks for all the fun so far, no wins as yet but tomorrow is a new day

I'll confirm delivery and post a photo

[Benni]

bristolbaron said:

Does the updating not then make it more obvious who your Santa is as few have sent yet?

Well, since my dildoed Leopard 2 Sex Panzer is a one-off, it will be pretty obvious who sent it,

I only can hope it passes customs or is not declared a weapon of ass destruction.

[Swampy1982]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Swampy1982 message from Santa...

Your package has been mailed today so should be with you well before Christmas.

oh st,,, this is where the fear kicks in isnt it...

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Troubleatmill

Incoming parcel, played it safe this year as you are responsible for my PHSS virginity, its fine to open at your leisure. Unfortunately due to logistical reasons my package sadly lacks PHSS wrapping paper

I love you,

Santa

xxxxx

[geeks]

Swampy1982 said:

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Swampy1982 message from Santa...

Your package has been mailed today so should be with you well before Christmas.

oh st,,, this is where the fear kicks in isnt it...

Be sure to wear your comedy breasts, they should keep you safe

[Captain Raymond Holt]

OzzyR1

What size T-shirt would you wear, you elusive b*stard.

Much love

A perplexed PHSS

[OzzyR1]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

OzzyR1

What size T-shirt would you wear, you elusive b*stard.

Much love

A perplexed PHSS

LOL, sorry about that.

Usually a L/XL in a t-shirt as I like them baggy rather than close fitting.

Make it an XL to be on the safe side.