PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!

PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!

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Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

159 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
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Troubleatmill

Incoming parcel, played it safe this year as you are responsible for my PHSS virginity, its fine to open at your leisure. Unfortunately due to logistical reasons my package sadly lacks PHSS wrapping paper

I love you,

Santa

xxxxx

xmasxmasxmasxmas
Awww Thank you Santa. Kisses.

I'm a PHSS virgin also - my victim should be very very afraid.


But the exploding glitter may cheer him up and remind him of Christmas always.



Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,230 posts

194 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Mr Tom

Would I be right in assuming you are more into small animals than horses and cows?

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Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
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Mr Tom

Would I be right in assuming you are more into small animals than horses and cows?

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If his porn collection is anything to go by, yes.

geeks

9,178 posts

139 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Rawwr said:
Captain Raymond Holt said:
xmasxmasxmas

Mr Tom

Would I be right in assuming you are more into small animals than horses and cows?

xmasxmasxmasxmas
If his porn collection is anything to go by, yes.
rofl

andburg

7,286 posts

169 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Santa has been!!!!


Swampy1982

3,305 posts

111 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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andburg said:
Santa has been!!!!

lovely to see that Santa has been - but more humbling to see that you outsourced your tree decoration to the local primary school - cute! rofl

And what's this hiding round the corner?



Edited by Swampy1982 on Tuesday 3rd December 17:36

andburg

7,286 posts

169 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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That’s is a sequin covered dachshund my fiancée has named lefou to parter the real one called Gaston...

Not quite primary school children, she’s an ex primary school teacher lol

geeks

9,178 posts

139 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Swampy1982 said:
andburg said:
Santa has been!!!!

lovely to see that Santa has been - but more humbling to see that you outsourced your tree decoration to the local primary school - cute! rofl

And what's this hiding round the corner?



Edited by Swampy1982 on Tuesday 3rd December 17:36

Swampy1982

3,305 posts

111 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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andburg said:
That’s is a sequin covered dachshund my fiancée has named lefou to parter the real one called Gaston...

Not quite primary school children, she’s an ex primary school teacher lol
More pics of Lefou required!

(P.s. thanks for not going all snowflake and for taking it with the humour that was intended!)

Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,230 posts

194 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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xmasxmasxmas

Andberg

You can open the card and the packaging!

xmasxmasxmasxmas



andburg

7,286 posts

169 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
xmasxmasxmas

Andberg

You can open the card and the packaging!

xmasxmasxmasxmas
I have just didn’t post all at once smile

My fiancée said...”it’s worrying how much a stranger can find out on the internet” I guess that means well stalked Santa! Well done

andburg

7,286 posts

169 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Swampy1982 said:
andburg said:
That’s is a sequin covered dachshund my fiancée has named lefou to parter the real one called Gaston...

Not quite primary school children, she’s an ex primary school teacher lol
More pics of Lefou required!

(P.s. thanks for not going all snowflake and for taking it with the humour that was intended!)
A highly dangerous approach for someone who hasn’t yet received their present though! I commend your bravery :devil:




Doh

Hate posting from phone as the phone shows the right orientation... you upload and bam you’re the idiot who can’t upload pictures properly

Edited by andburg on Tuesday 3rd December 20:43

Swampy1982

3,305 posts

111 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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andburg said:
Swampy1982 said:
andburg said:
That’s is a sequin covered dachshund my fiancée has named lefou to parter the real one called Gaston...

Not quite primary school children, she’s an ex primary school teacher lol
More pics of Lefou required!

(P.s. thanks for not going all snowflake and for taking it with the humour that was intended!)
A highly dangerous approach for someone who hasn’t yet received their present though! I commend your bravery :devil:


Hadn't considered that, whoops.

Dear PHSS - Please wrap the one on the left in PHSS paper and deliver to me... cute little fker!

geeks

9,178 posts

139 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Swampy1982 said:
andburg said:
Swampy1982 said:
andburg said:
That’s is a sequin covered dachshund my fiancée has named lefou to parter the real one called Gaston...

Not quite primary school children, she’s an ex primary school teacher lol
More pics of Lefou required!

(P.s. thanks for not going all snowflake and for taking it with the humour that was intended!)
A highly dangerous approach for someone who hasn’t yet received their present though! I commend your bravery :devil:


Hadn't considered that, whoops.

Dear PHSS - Please wrap the one on the left in PHSS paper and deliver to me... cute little fker!
I was at my computer, thought I would help out


GOG440

9,247 posts

190 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
xmasxmasxmasxmas

GOG440

What shoe size are you? Know what I mean, wink wink, say no more, know what I mean guv'nor.

Sadistically yours,

Santa
xmasxmasxmasxmas
Missed this,
I am a very nervous size 8 or 8.5


Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,230 posts

194 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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deejay005

Your present is on its way. Nothing indicates that it's your PHSS gift. I insisted they used my provided PH wrapping paper, but they insisted in ignoring me. I really hope I got it right, my elfs got replaced by an AI this year (company efficiency measures), and good results are way less than assured.

Happy Christmas! JoJoJo

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BristolBaron

Feel free to open the card and inside is a token of things to come

The rest of your packages will be despatched in due course.

Love your 2019 PHSS

xmasxmasxmasxmas



thetapeworm

11,225 posts

239 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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The eagle has landed, thanks SS!


Mr Tom

618 posts

141 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
xmasxmasxmas

Mr Tom

Would I be right in assuming you are more into small animals than horses and cows?

xmasxmasxmasxmas
Dear SS,

You would be! Never had much success with cows....

Tom

bristolbaron

4,817 posts

212 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
BristolBaron

Feel free to open the card and inside is a token of things to come

The rest of your packages will be despatched in due course.

Love your 2019 PHSS

xmasxmasxmasxmas
So many emotions! But mostly fear laugh
Thanks Santa, I’ll work from home the rest of the week xmas

Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,230 posts

194 months

Thursday 5th December 2019
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TheMoose

Santa has been waiting on the elves to make some of the gifts and is expecting the final package imminently.

After a small amount of paint preparation the goodies should be winging their way to you in the next few days.

P.S Did Harley enjoy his playdate with Boo Boo the other day?

xmasxmasxmasxmas


Swampy1982

Royal Mail attempted to deliver his package today but he wasn't in. Santa is disappointed that he has something more important to do than sit by the door waiting for the postman's knock. However, the package is apparently at his local delivery office (Orton Southgate) awaiting collection.

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