PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!
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Troc
INCOMING.... ( Which needs to be signed for )
Santa's elves have dug deep to get some dirt on you.
After some rather protracted dealing with their spies - they have finally come good.
What they found is a somewhat grainy old video of you dancing like a loon.
Santa was so impressed by your moves; he has decided to bless you with a cornucopia of the most exquisite gifts the world has to offer.
Santa says you can open the presents at your leisure.
The gifts can be opened in any sequence apart from the one with the PH logo on it. It should be opened last.
Any items you are baffled at their purpose, Google will help.
Santa genuinely hopes that you and yours have a most splendid Christmas and New Year.
bristolbaron said:
It seems one of my items might be delayed.
I’m not sure now whether I’d save it for next years SS or give into temptation to use it myself!
Ummmm.. I might have a problem. I’m not sure now whether I’d save it for next years SS or give into temptation to use it myself!
I’ve checked shipping for my parcel from China:
I went onto google translate for the most recent update and the package has arrived (top line)
The location it’s ‘arrived’ to? Langley, home of the CIA.
There’s a chance the only thing I’ll be receiving this year is a one way ticket to Guantanamo.
bristolbaron said:
bristolbaron said:
It seems one of my items might be delayed.
I’m not sure now whether I’d save it for next years SS or give into temptation to use it myself!
Ummmm.. I might have a problem. I’m not sure now whether I’d save it for next years SS or give into temptation to use it myself!
I’ve checked shipping for my parcel from China:
I went onto google translate for the most recent update and the package has arrived (top line)
The location it’s ‘arrived’ to? Langley, home of the CIA.
There’s a chance the only thing I’ll be receiving this year is a one way ticket to Guantanamo.
Captain Raymond Holt said:
Swampy1982
Royal Mail attempted to deliver his package today but he wasn't in. Santa is disappointed that he has something more important to do than sit by the door waiting for the postman's knock. However, the package is apparently at his local delivery office (Orton Southgate) awaiting collection.
bristolbaron said:
Captain Raymond Holt said:
BristolBaron
Feel free to open the card and inside is a token of things to come
The rest of your packages will be despatched in due course.
Love your 2019 PHSS
So many emotions! But mostly fear Feel free to open the card and inside is a token of things to come
The rest of your packages will be despatched in due course.
Love your 2019 PHSS
Thanks Santa, I’ll work from home the rest of the week
Heading out to the utility, covering myself in full hazmat and preparing the surrounding areas for a blast I carefully opened the package, to come face to face with small quantities of very fine glitter and different weapons of ass distraction - willies!
Also enclosed and confirming the nationality of the attackers was payment for a future task I must now be liable for. I don’t know yet what I’ll need to do, but for such a significant sum, I better talk no more about it..
Thank you Santa, and damn you PH for sideways uploads!
bristolbaron said:
bristolbaron said:
Captain Raymond Holt said:
BristolBaron
Feel free to open the card and inside is a token of things to come
The rest of your packages will be despatched in due course.
Love your 2019 PHSS
So many emotions! But mostly fear Feel free to open the card and inside is a token of things to come
The rest of your packages will be despatched in due course.
Love your 2019 PHSS
Thanks Santa, I’ll work from home the rest of the week
Heading out to the utility, covering myself in full hazmat and preparing the surrounding areas for a blast I carefully opened the package, to come face to face with small quantities of very fine glitter and different weapons of ass distraction - willies!
Also enclosed and confirming the nationality of the attackers was payment for a future task I must now be liable for. I don’t know yet what I’ll need to do, but for such a significant sum, I better talk no more about it..
Thank you Santa, and damn you PH for sideways uploads!
alorotom said:
The Moose said:
I don't know if this is brilliance or concerning lolgeeks said:
alorotom said:
Even more so when I am pretty sure Moose lives in the US and a majority of participants are in the UK TBH, it's pretty bold in USA (guns, anyone) and our big dog!
Imagine if I found one on my nightstand (bedside table if your not from the colonies)...
The Moose said:
geeks said:
alorotom said:
Even more so when I am pretty sure Moose lives in the US and a majority of participants are in the UK TBH, it's pretty bold in USA (guns, anyone) and our big dog!
Imagine if I found one on my nightstand (bedside table if your not from the colonies)...
geeks said:
The Moose said:
geeks said:
alorotom said:
Even more so when I am pretty sure Moose lives in the US and a majority of participants are in the UK TBH, it's pretty bold in USA (guns, anyone) and our big dog!
Imagine if I found one on my nightstand (bedside table if your not from the colonies)...
The Moose said:
geeks said:
The Moose said:
geeks said:
alorotom said:
Even more so when I am pretty sure Moose lives in the US and a majority of participants are in the UK TBH, it's pretty bold in USA (guns, anyone) and our big dog!
Imagine if I found one on my nightstand (bedside table if your not from the colonies)...
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