The PH insult/abuse directory

The PH insult/abuse directory

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Chuck328

1,581 posts

167 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Nipple !

(Apologies, I Can't remember who posted it but that was a new one that earned a laugh)

TGTiff

408 posts

184 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Donkey Rapist

yellowjack

17,077 posts

166 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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One that I recall from being in the army about 20 to 25 years ago was simply...

Sheep's As in "get that Land Rover cleaned and handed back, and stop being such a sheep's..."


It was a shortened form of "Sheep's Ccensoredt" and used mainly when someone was being particularly inept and useless. It all but died out though, as 'old sweats' left and younger soldiers brought their own street slang and terms of abuse with them.


Another one I heard used to describe a particular "snowflake" soldier who was also a bit of a shirker was "clit". Because he was overly sensitive to criticism, and often really hard to find.

hman

7,487 posts

194 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Doofus

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Retards

MDMA .

8,895 posts

101 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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"Look at my garage, mug"




g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Monday 28th October 2019
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Breeder.

JulianPH

9,917 posts

114 months

Monday 28th October 2019
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"Ambiwlans" is a definite PH insult.

Interestingly enough I found this:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=...



JulianPH

9,917 posts

114 months

Monday 28th October 2019
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And also to add, I'm surprised "kettle pisser" never got more traction for describing a complete knob! biggrin


S11Steve

6,374 posts

184 months

Monday 28th October 2019
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JulianPH said:
"Ambiwlans" is a definite PH insult.

Interestingly enough I found this:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=...
I was at a customer meeting a few months back and going through some details on a vehicle build specification that used lots of abbreviations and acronyms.
One of the guys asked "why can't they use plain English instead of all this jargon?"

Without missing a beat, the Quality Control guy said "It's Welsh you 'tard".

Three of us had trouble staying composed, but my Fleet director and another guy had no idea whatsoever of the reference and just looked confused.


CAPP0

19,582 posts

203 months

Friday 1st November 2019
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sc0tt said:
Congratulations to 99.5% of you absolutley missing the point of this thread.
150 months here and most of what's on this thread must not only have pre-dated me, but been in use so long before I joined that they had already been and gone 12 years ago, because I've never seen them used on here except in this thread!

Cotty

39,539 posts

284 months

Friday 1st November 2019
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JulianPH said:
"Ambiwlans" is a definite PH insult.

Interestingly enough I found this:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=...
It's Welsh you 'tard!

Haven't seen that anywhere else