Today's caption competition

Today's caption competition

Author
Discussion

wolfracesonic

3,729 posts

75 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Her- 'Buy me a coffee?'

Him- 'Maxwell's house?'

Her- 'errr, I think I'll pass'

GAjon

3,069 posts

161 months

Tuesday 19th November
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“Is that your husband?

I’ll get my mum to arrange a limousine trip around Paris for him if you like”

768c

2,179 posts

46 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Wacky Racer said:
Sweaty party Prince eyes up another hot slice at Tramp nightclub.

andyxxx

392 posts

175 months

Tuesday 19th November
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That is obviously not me, as that chap is not wearing a tie or jacket and unlike me that gentleman likes to party

Crossflow Kid

11,259 posts

139 months

Tuesday 19th November
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andyxxx said:
That is obviously not me, as that chap is not wearing a tie or jacket and unlike me that gentleman likes to party
....and I have no recollection of that night (apart from the suspiciously over-detailed bit about being elsewhere.)

Monkeylegend

16,819 posts

179 months

Tuesday 19th November
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"Have you ever been shot at Andrew?"

"Not yet"

ozzuk

585 posts

75 months

Thursday 28th November
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My names Pizza, but you can call me Express...

SCEtoAUX

1,946 posts

29 months

Thursday 28th November
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Wacky Racer said:
I call myself "Crime Scene"
"Really, why?"
"Because I want prince all over me".

Ikemi

8,001 posts

153 months

Thursday 28th November
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768c said:
Wacky Racer said:
Sweaty party Prince eyes up another hot slice at Tramp nightclub.
In the words of Shaggy ...

It wasn’t me
If I’m out, I only ever wear a tie
It wasn’t me
It’s not I, my skin is always very dry
It wasn’t me
Such occasions I never attend,
It wasn’t me,
Unless it’s Tramps or staying with a friend

Ayahuasca

24,244 posts

227 months

Thursday 28th November
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My, haven’t you grown up!