Today's caption competition

[GAjon]

“Is that your husband?

I’ll get my mum to arrange a limousine trip around Paris for him if you like”

[anonymous-user]

Wacky Racer said:

Sweaty party Prince eyes up another hot slice at Tramp nightclub.

[andyxxx]

That is obviously not me, as that chap is not wearing a tie or jacket and unlike me that gentleman likes to party

[anonymous-user]

andyxxx said:

That is obviously not me, as that chap is not wearing a tie or jacket and unlike me that gentleman likes to party

....and I have no recollection of that night (apart from the suspiciously over-detailed bit about being elsewhere.)

[Monkeylegend]

"Have you ever been shot at Andrew?"

"Not yet"

[ozzuk]

My names Pizza, but you can call me Express...

[SCEtoAUX]

Wacky Racer said:

I call myself "Crime Scene"
"Really, why?"
"Because I want prince all over me".

[Ikemi]

768c said:

Wacky Racer said:

Sweaty party Prince eyes up another hot slice at Tramp nightclub.

In the words of Shaggy ...

It wasn’t me
If I’m out, I only ever wear a tie
It wasn’t me
It’s not I, my skin is always very dry
It wasn’t me
Such occasions I never attend,
It wasn’t me,
Unless it’s Tramps or staying with a friend

[Ayahuasca]

My, haven’t you grown up!