Best approach?

Best approach?

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sc0tt

16,576 posts

149 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Tell your wife to stop opening the door.

techiedave

8,142 posts

58 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Your wife sounds very understanding.
I'd like to meet her take her some chocolates. Does she enjoy role play ?

smifffymoto

2,868 posts

153 months

Tuesday 19th November
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When I drove for Irlams,there was a bloke who kept mouthing off what he was going to do too the bloke that “stole” his wife.We all ignored him until one night he came into work in a bit of a state.
Turns out that he had stabbed the bloke to death with a hunting knife after getting into an argument.

I would tell the bloke there is nothing you can do to help and avoid him as much as possible.

ApOrbital

6,735 posts

66 months

Tuesday 19th November
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techiedave said:
Your wife sounds very understanding.
I'd like to meet her take her some chocolates. Does she enjoy role play ?


smile




dartissimus

747 posts

122 months

Tuesday 19th November
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sc0tt said:
Tell your wife to stop opening the door.
Move the door elsewhere or get a large dog

JuanCarlosFandango

2,108 posts

19 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Have you tried playing classical music or hymns? Not full blast but loud enough to mean you have to raise your voice to hold a conversation.

It's like kryptonite to some people, and he sounds like one of them.

ApOrbital

6,735 posts

66 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Monkeylegend

16,855 posts

179 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Next time he comes round I would stick a bag over his head, take him out into the woods with a shotgun and tell him to dig his own grave, then when he sts himself walk away and leave him.

That should teach him.

R Mutt

1,451 posts

20 months

Wednesday 20th November
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JuanCarlosFandango said:
Have you tried playing classical music or hymns? Not full blast but loud enough to mean you have to raise your voice to hold a conversation.

It's like kryptonite to some people, and he sounds like one of them.
Nice German opera

HTP99

15,312 posts

88 months

Wednesday 20th November
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JuanCarlosFandango said:
Have you tried playing classical music or hymns? Not full blast but loud enough to mean you have to raise your voice to hold a conversation.

It's like kryptonite to some people, and he sounds like one of them.
Lol, I think the reason that I absolutely detest classical music is when I was younger and still living at home, my dad always had it playing at (what seemed like) full volume, used to bloody hate it and you could never ask him anything without going up to him and tapping him on the shoulder as he just wouldn't hear you.

Rawwr

22,532 posts

182 months

Wednesday 20th November
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His surname isn't Alder, is it?

austinsmirk

3,620 posts

71 months

Wednesday 20th November
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Is yr wife not working then- is she in all the time for him to be able to call round ? maybe that's half the problem ? In the real world, who has time for idiots to be sat in their house all day drinking coffee or smoking dope etc.

xjay1337

13,161 posts

66 months

Wednesday 20th November
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Sorry OP, but you really need to step up to this Mrs and explain how he is not welcome in your house any more.

She will either agree, or leave you to be in a relationship with him.

If the latter happens, make sure to st on her before she leaves to assert dominance.

Ayahuasca

24,247 posts

227 months

Wednesday 20th November
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You need to hammer frozen sausages into his bum.

Or get your wife to.


carguy45

196 posts

112 months

Wednesday 20th November
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Fight fire with fire.

Take him aside some day to another room, and quietly ask him if he hears the voices too. And beg him to join you on the day of enlightment when you all transcend from this mortal coil to the 7th moon of Nabaru.

JuniorD

6,792 posts

171 months

Wednesday 20th November
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Ayahuasca said:
You need to hammer frozen sausages into his bum.

Or get your wife to.
They'd never get rid of the fker then!

chow pan toon

11,656 posts

185 months

Wednesday 20th November
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Tell your wife you don't want him in the house because he's a fking dhead, as long as you don't have a long history of controlling who she sees then there shouldn't be a problem.

If this doesn't work then escalate to a big soap opera style showdown on Christmas Day where you scream "It's either him or me" through tears.

Spend new year sleeping at your parent's house.

carguy45

196 posts

112 months

Wednesday 20th November
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chow pan toon said:
If this doesn't work then escalate to a big soap opera style showdown on Christmas Day where you scream "It's either him or me" through tears.
This should also include a scene or two where the OP hits the weirdo over the head with some kind of heavy ashtray, he is left in a pool of blood on the floor and we are left on the edge of our seats wondering if he's dead or alive. They return on boxing day, and the body has mysteriously .................................. vanished.

JuanCarlosFandango

2,108 posts

19 months

Wednesday 20th November
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I seem to remember they tried classical music on the Newcastle Metro a few years ago and found it reduced vandalism. Up until Clockwork Orange was re-released anyway.