Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)
Discussion
Met up with a good friend over the weekend, and we were reminiscing about family and good times in the past.
"I'll never forget" I said, "when you came rushing out into the hallway that night 12 years ago. 'It's a boy, it's a boy' you were shouting. What a night!".
"Yes" he replied, "I've not been back to Bangkok since".
"I'll never forget" I said, "when you came rushing out into the hallway that night 12 years ago. 'It's a boy, it's a boy' you were shouting. What a night!".
"Yes" he replied, "I've not been back to Bangkok since".
Newc said:
Met up with a good friend over the weekend, and we were reminiscing about family and good times in the past.
"I'll never forget" I said, "when you came rushing out into the hallway that night 12 years ago. 'It's a boy, it's a boy' you were shouting. What a night!".
"Yes" he replied, "I've not been back to Bangkok since".
"I'll never forget" I said, "when you came rushing out into the hallway that night 12 years ago. 'It's a boy, it's a boy' you were shouting. What a night!".
"Yes" he replied, "I've not been back to Bangkok since".
ked did...GloverMart said:
Just chatting to my local policeman about crime in the area.
He said there was a bloke arrested in my local High Street last night for singing Elton John songs very badly and may go to jail!
He continued "I don't know how long he'll get but I think it's gonna be a long, long time!"
I hope the judge had mercy on the criminal.He said there was a bloke arrested in my local High Street last night for singing Elton John songs very badly and may go to jail!
He continued "I don't know how long he'll get but I think it's gonna be a long, long time!"
GloverMart said:
I paid £100 up front for a chippie to make me up a double bed.
He's only gone and done a bunk! It's just one thing on top of another.
Now that ^ ^ ^ ^ is how it's done!He's only gone and done a bunk! It's just one thing on top of another.
Well done Sir!
Perhapsh shubshtituting "sh" in plashe of the "s"sh would have made it a bit more Sean Connery-ish, but that would jusht be nit-picking...
glenrobbo said:
GloverMart said:
I paid £100 up front for a chippie to make me up a double bed.
He's only gone and done a bunk! It's just one thing on top of another.
Now that ^ ^ ^ ^ is how it's done!He's only gone and done a bunk! It's just one thing on top of another.
Well done Sir!
Perhapsh shubshtituting "sh" in plashe of the "s"sh would have made it a bit more Sean Connery-ish, but that would jusht be nit-picking...
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