Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)
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An Irishman, a Scot, a Welshman and an Englishman were captured by terrorists and told they were going to be shot dead.
They were each granted a last wish.
The Irishman said he’d like to watch a recording of ‘Riverdance’ one last time.
The Scot said he’d like to go out listening to a recording of pipers playing ‘Flower of Scotland’.
The Welshman said the sound of a Welsh male voice choir singing ‘Myfanwy’ would send him to his grave a happy man.
The Englishman said: “I’d like to be shot first”
They were each granted a last wish.
The Irishman said he’d like to watch a recording of ‘Riverdance’ one last time.
The Scot said he’d like to go out listening to a recording of pipers playing ‘Flower of Scotland’.
The Welshman said the sound of a Welsh male voice choir singing ‘Myfanwy’ would send him to his grave a happy man.
The Englishman said: “I’d like to be shot first”
GloverMart said:
An Irishman, a Scot, a Welshman and an Englishman were captured by terrorists and told they were going to be shot dead.
They were each granted a last wish.
The Irishman said he’d like to watch a recording of ‘Riverdance’ one last time.
The Scot said he’d like to go out listening to a recording of pipers playing ‘Flower of Scotland’.
The Welshman said the sound of a Welsh male voice choir singing ‘Myfanwy’ would send him to his grave a happy man.
The Englishman said: “I’d like to be shot first”
The terrorist said "Oh, thanks for that, I thought you were going to ask to hear 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot'".They were each granted a last wish.
The Irishman said he’d like to watch a recording of ‘Riverdance’ one last time.
The Scot said he’d like to go out listening to a recording of pipers playing ‘Flower of Scotland’.
The Welshman said the sound of a Welsh male voice choir singing ‘Myfanwy’ would send him to his grave a happy man.
The Englishman said: “I’d like to be shot first”
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