Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 33)

[ApOrbital]

V6 Pushfit said:

ApOrbital said:

Did i tell thee i got ran over today ? if not now you know all is good.

I felt a little run down last Friday if that helps?

Lucky you got over it chap

[Patrick magooagain]

V6 Pushfit said:

I felt a little run down last Friday if that helps?

I would delete that post!

[anonymous-user]

Patrick magooagain said:

I would delete that post!

I can’t now. What shall I do? I’m flummoxed.

I’m working on the assumption it was trivial. May be right, may be wrong but in the absence of further information I’ll stand by ready to accept justified ridiculization.

[DickyC]

Patrick magooagain said:

V6 Pushfit said:

I felt a little run down last Friday if that helps?

I would delete that post!

Summary justice? I'm afraid we've only got wintry justice at the moment.

[ApOrbital]

What are you having to eat v6 ?

[Patrick magooagain]

V6 Pushfit said:

I can’t now. What shall I do? I’m flummoxed.

I’m working on the assumption it was trivial. May be right, may be wrong but in the absence of further information I’ll stand by ready to accept justified ridiculization.

Sorry old chap,I should have put a cartoony smiley thing at the end of my post to show I was pulling yer chain.

[DickyC]

ApOrbital said:

What are you having to eat v6 ?

Tuesday is Kendal Mint Cake Day at Chez Pushfit. They serve it warm with high bake water biscuits.

[slopes]

Bobberoo99 said:

slopes said:

Bobberoo99 said:

I have an overwhelming urge to buy an old cheap shed after following Retrostes thread!!!

Didn't you buy a Rioja focus of a certain age? Say shed like age

There there Bobbers, just you sit over there and watch the dancing squirrel. Oh be a good lad and sniff this and tell me if it smells of chloroform willya

[anonymous-user]

ApOrbital said:

What are you having to eat v6 ?

The usual cannabis cake with amphetamines on regulo 2.
But that’s not important right now. I’m a bit queasy when it comes to gore so I’ll go and sit ready on the Kharzi so you can explain what happened.
A sort of accident ’show and tell’

[Bobberoo99]

We've been to the shops and remedied our lack of chocolate and snacks!!!

Pray tell good ApO, what didst happen to the with regards to said vehicle accident???

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

We've been to the shops and remedied our lack of chocolate and snacks!!!

Pray tell good ApO, what didst happen to the with regards to said vehicle accident???

Christ it may be a train.

Where’s the bog roll I can feel a loosening.

[ApOrbital]

V6 Pushfit said:

The usual cannabis cake with amphetamines on regulo 2.
But that’s not important right now. I’m a bit queasy when it comes to gore so I’ll go and sit ready on the Kharzi so you can explain what happened.
A sort of accident ’show and tell’

Think i will have bangers and mash with a touch of gravy and taylors mustard.Oh and some veg give peas a chance.

[ApOrbital]

Mr roo sorry it takes many hobbles sort term a bloke ran over my foot in his car when i was shopping,Thank you pothole.

[anonymous-user]

ApOrbital said:

Mr roo sorry it takes many hobbles sort term a bloke ran over my foot in his car when i was shopping,Thank you pothole.

Can I come off the window ledge of shame yet and bring in the upturned sword embedded in the flowerbed?

I was ready for full on humiliation.

Can you just make something up at the last minute Apo to save the day?

[Bobberoo99]

ApOrbital said:

Mr roo sorry it takes many hobbles sort term a bloke ran over my foot in his car when i was shopping,Thank you pothole.

Let me get this straight, someone ran over your foot in a car, but your foot was saved by a pothole?!?! Mate, have you bought a lottery ticket???

[Bobberoo99]

I may be about to finish a whole bottle of red wine......

[Bobberoo99]

OOIII!!!!

[glenrobbo]

ApOrbital said:

Did i tell thee i got ran over today ? if not now you know all is good.

Did the driver mistake you for Nicholas Parsons and attempt to take you out?

I got hit by a car once on a cold dark sleety night one February.
I didn't really enjoy it.

Turt.

But I was very very drunk.

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

But I was very very drunk.

Hon Glenners Birkin QC

[Patrick magooagain]

Bobberoo99 said:

I may be about to finish a whole bottle of red wine......