Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 33)
Discussion
V6 Pushfit said:
Trivton WI Vicars And Tarts at the Social Club. I’m going as Vice Chancellor of The Evangelists. You know, get a few inbetweeners on board.
A capital idea, the poor buggers don't seem to get much of a look in at all.Speaking of such things, if the archdeacon happens to be there could you ask him to return my crack pipe?
He borrowed it some time back, not seen hide or hair of him since
Bomma R1 said:
A capital idea, the poor buggers don't seem to get much of a look in at all.
Speaking of such things, if the archdeacon happens to be there could you ask him to return my crack pipe?
He borrowed it some time back, not seen hide or hair of him since
He’s got a Briar, a Clay and a Hubbly Bubbly. I’ll get the Hubbly Bubbly when he’s distracted. Speaking of such things, if the archdeacon happens to be there could you ask him to return my crack pipe?
He borrowed it some time back, not seen hide or hair of him since
Another piece of the previous owner's handiwork has been purged from the house. The garage in this case. The gawd awful wooden shelves have gone. The shelves and uprights came out easily, as I suspected, but the battens on the wall didn't want to shift. His construction methods were random with the randomness turned right up. This was the guy who built a twenty five feet long, five feet deep pond that was eight inches out of level end to end. He built it dry and must have found out it was pissed when he filled it with water. Instead of disguising his error it stayed with a view of the membrane tapering from nothing at one end to eight inches at the other. I put rocks and plants and stuff round. He hadn't. It's gone now. I gave away the fish and filled in the pond. No. I gave away most of the fish; the ones the heron hadn't eaten. Anyway, the shelves in the garage. I used an old woodworking chisel to start the battens' departure from the wall. No. I sacrificed an old chisel. It was probably my great grandfather's. It had enjoyed a long and fruitful life and now had to perform one last function. But it objected. The very last batten, a short one, was resisting arrest. Unbeknown to me the handle had loosened on the chisel. I walloped it with the hammer and caught an area of my left forefinger between the handle and collar. The burst blood blister is new to me. I split my finger. Blood everywhere. If I don't make it, tell Mrs C my will is on the bed in the spare room.
And grapes give me heartburn.
And grapes give me heartburn.
Sounds like a veritable gore-fest, Dicky.
Have you managed to stem the flow of blood!
It's important to retain at least a small amount in your circulatory system, it supplies vital oxygen to your organs and stuff.
Can you hang on until Matron has finished giving the Major his bed bath?
I'll go and find some old towels to mop up that enormous spreading sticky red pool.
Have you managed to stem the flow of blood!
It's important to retain at least a small amount in your circulatory system, it supplies vital oxygen to your organs and stuff.
Can you hang on until Matron has finished giving the Major his bed bath?
I'll go and find some old towels to mop up that enormous spreading sticky red pool.
Bomma R1 said:
Evening all.
Is than in deference to the weather we're currently experiencing or do you have a particular function to attend?
I think it's just a practical solution to mitigate the effects of incontinence.V6 Pushfit said:
I note with interest you've opted for the "wet look".
Is than in deference to the weather we're currently experiencing or do you have a particular function to attend?
I gotta get me a pair of those...
Every time I see that picture of those kinky boots, I come over all unnecessary!!! 
Morning chaps
Another day at wemakedecisionsthatdefylogic.com, I wonder what fun awaits us today???
I reckon a couple of big Polish builders and a couple of crowbars should see one side of that building up far enough to slide a snooker table through magoo!!!
Has the bleeding stopped Dicky? Do we need a cleanup crew? Did you a) squeal like a little girl, b) swear profusely or c) mutter something vaguely rude under your breath???
Morning chaps
Another day at wemakedecisionsthatdefylogic.com, I wonder what fun awaits us today???I reckon a couple of big Polish builders and a couple of crowbars should see one side of that building up far enough to slide a snooker table through magoo!!!
Has the bleeding stopped Dicky? Do we need a cleanup crew? Did you a) squeal like a little girl, b) swear profusely or c) mutter something vaguely rude under your breath???
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