Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 33)

[Bomma R1]

I've got a flare gun ready if we need it:

[ApOrbital]

I have a large fart if needed pffft.

[glenrobbo]

Hello chaps, and hello Matron.

Apologies for not being present at the birth of the new baby Trivialite, but at least I got back in time to witness Bobbers being pulled through that impossibly tight orifice.
Shall we all tug him together, or is there a rota?

Hang on whilst I slip on my Marigolds...

[anonymous-user]

Glenners tugging Bobbers ?

Oh mah good gawd

[glenrobbo]

Percy and I have been out for our annual Christmas Pullie Competition:

I came second.

[glenrobbo]

Happiness is a warm V6, eh Pushfit?

[glenrobbo]

V6 Pushfit said:

Glenners tugging Bobbers ?

Oh mah good gawd

I didn't say there would be a happy ending...

[Bomma R1]

Is he still stuck there? What the fut's he up to?

[glenrobbo]

A few minutes later the sunset was awesome, but I was in traffic and there was nowhere to pull over to take a pic.

But I had a most enjoyable afternoon and evening.
Time now for a beer, I think.

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

Happiness is a warm V6, eh Pushfit?

Sure is there Glenners - a burble and a blast you just can’t beat it.

[glenrobbo]

Bomma R1 said:

Is he still stuck there? What the fut's he up to?

I think he needs more goose grease...

Can Futtette handle a spatula?


It may have to be a job for the forceps...

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

Percy and I have been out for our annual Christmas Pullie Competition:

I came second.

You’ve just reminded me I’ve still got two episodes of Walking Dead to catch up on.

[Bobberoo99]

Hang on!!! I've just tripped up on some rope coiled up in the middle of all this darkness, it seems to be attached to something the other end and I can hear a lovely V6 burble, I do hope it's not Pushfit's stomach grumbling!! I'll just tie the rope around my waist, and my ankles just incase it slides off my belly with all this goose fat!!! Can anyone feel me tugging???

[Bomma R1]

glenrobbo said:

I think he needs more goose grease...

Can Futtette handle a spatula?

I'm fairly sure she can, I've seen her eat an ice cream sundae with one of those plastic scoop things and her hand's just a blur.

Might be better off using something like a plastering float though. On both counts, in fact.

[Bomma R1]

Did anyone hear something while I was posting that?

[Bobberoo99]

I'M TUGGING AND TUGGING AND TUGGING HERE!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bomma R1 said:

Did anyone hear something while I was posting that?

I thought I heard a faint sort of slapping noise coming from down in the oubliette. v v v v

It may have been Bobbers tugging his end.

But I could be just hearing things.

I often hear the voices, you know....

[Bobberoo99]

I've tried climbing up it but I just keep sliding back down again!!! Come on you lot, somebody give the rope a pull!!!!

[Bomma R1]

Bobberoo99 said:

I'M TUGGING AND TUGGING AND TUGGING HERE!!!!

Oh, there you are. Stop doing that old boy, try to concentrate on getting yourself out of there.

I think glenrobbo had an idea, I'll see if he's about.

[P5BNij]

glenrobbo said:

Percy and I have been out for our annual Christmas Pullie Competition:

I came second.

Ughh…. ughh…. visions of watching 'Alien' in the cinema in 1980 with John Hurt choking on his breakfast.... my eyes.... my eyes...!!







Is it safe to come out from behind the sofa now....?