Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 33)

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Oh, dear.

Well, thanks for all the advice and I have to say my solution will seem regrettably Bob-A-Job Week when finished. Nothing like the high-tech solutions you're all suggesting.


You'll be appalled.

Sticky backed plastic, an empty washing up liquid bottle and an old egg box???

[fatboy18]

Looked out of the window......Yep, fking Rain again Back to bed.....

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Sticky backed plastic, an empty washing up liquid bottle and an old egg box???

Ah, yes, all the ingredients for the least likely looking Dalek. I was dismayed at how un-Dalek-like the Blue Peter Build-Your-Own-Dalek was. Plus, it wouldn't have powered an electric whisk. Pah. Real Daleks could each produce enough electricity to supply a small town. I had the Dalek Annual so I know.

[anonymous-user]

I would like to put it to the vote that the V word and C word don’t make it to these hallowed pages. Obliquely maybe - but in their absence this thread can then continue as a hallowed sanatorium free from the likely rigors of reality.

[glenrobbo]

V6 Pushfit said:

I would like to put it to the vote that the V word and C word don’t make it to these hallowed pages. Obliquely maybe - but in their absence this thread can then continue as a hallowed sanatorium free from the likely rigors of reality.

fk off you !



Oh, wait... the V word, you say?. What's the V word?

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

fk off you !

Great I’ll count you in vulva face

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

I had the Dalek Annual so I know.

Can't argue with that...

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

DickyC said:

I had the Dalek Annual so I know.

Can't argue with that...

Well, I did wonder if it was a trick illustration. The wire ran over a hill towards the brightly illuminated town beyond. It's possible the wire didn't actually run to the town but stopped just out of sight and the town's power was from the National Grid as normal.

Those blimmin Daleks. You can't trust them.

[Bobberoo99]

As a child it never occurred to me that Daleks couldn't climb stairs, it was just a given that they'd follow you no matter what!!!

I'm stealing that for next time someone pisses me off, "Vulva face!!"

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

Oh, dear.

Well, thanks for all the advice and I have to say my solution will seem regrettably Bob-A-Job Week when finished. Nothing like the high-tech solutions you're all suggesting.


You'll be appalled.

My brickwork is appalling. I’ve spent many years snagging other peoples masonry but can’t manage anything remotely neat myself.

[DickyC]

V6 Pushfit said:

My brickwork is appalling. I’ve spent many years snagging other peoples masonry but can’t manage anything remotely neat myself.

The solution will involve bodged shelves, not surprised masonry.

[glenrobbo]

V6 Pushfit said:

My brickwork is appalling. I’ve spent many years snagging other peoples masonry but can’t manage anything remotely neat myself.

.Hey, don't go upsetting the Masons, they are members of the Elite, you know.
Carry on like that, and you'll end up as a gargoyle stuck to a minster somewhere high up in all weathers.

[DickyC]

I've always thought the old water tower would benefit from a gargoyle at each corner. It's one of the advantages of having a square water tower.

[DickyC]

Hot Percentage Buns today. When's Easter? What if we run out of special characters?

[glenrobbo]

Then you can make a start on Hot XXX Buns and advertise them as "Specialist Confectionary for the Adventurous".

I reckon they should go down well, even at a premium rate.

The Archbishop is already showing some interest.

[fatboy18]

Its Snowing here now

[glenrobbo]

"Dicky's Hot XXX Buns: for adults only."

[glenrobbo]

fatboy18 said:

Its Snowing here now

Snowing with a capital S? Wow!

It's a beautiful Spring morning here oop norf:



/ Ice Road Truckers

Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 27th February 10:10

[DickyC]

Grrr.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Grrr.

Dicky, did you have anything to do with the Antarctic Ice Shelves? There appears to be a commonality with your pics.

Can't you shore up your saggy end with that obviously useless spirit level?

Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 27th February 10:22