Florida man game

[simonrockman]

Type "Florida Man" and [month day] for your birthday into Google and see what you get.

I get: "Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in face with burrito"

A colleague here gets "Florida man tried to pay for McDonald’s with bag of weed"

Nov 12th produces Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving 'footmobile'

Simon

[thainy77]

Florida man arrested after cutting man who wouldn’t give him squeegee.

[Biggles delivers the goods]

July 6th "Florida Man Arrested for Urinating on Car, Running Away from Police"

[K50 DEL]

Florida man tasered after walking naked around neighborhood!

[nessiemac]

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza......

[Scotfox]

Florida Man Accused of Burning Son to Teach Him Lesson About Fire

[designforlife]

Florida man's own dashboard camera lands him in jail after it filmed him commiting a burglary.

Edited by designforlife on Friday 17th January 14:09

[cocopop]

Florida man kills grandmother in nudist colony, drives around with her body for five hours.

[eybic]

Florida Man Allegedly Tricked Family Into Believing Murdered Wife Was Still Alive

[breamster]

Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor.

Good game.

[RizzoTheRat]

Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands

[166 MM Barchetta]

23rd December

1st result ............Florida man bites off his brothers penis
1st News result...Florida man screaming about vampires burns down his house.

[juice]

June 1 Florida Man sets fire to house leads police chase while driving General Lee car

[Steamer]

Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation after claiming he planted a bomb

ETA:

I also tried a spin-off version: Birmingham Man... Turns out its not so much fun:

A man, who burgled the home of an elderly woman as she lay dead on her living room floor, has been jailed for six years

[the cueball]

Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse




FFS...

[Shakermaker]

28th Feb:

"Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza"

Story here:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-ends-stando...

[Bill]

Florida man hid wanted, legless girlfriend in a plastic tote...

WTAF?

[jingars]

Florida man accused of putting semen in coworker's water.

First news result; Florida man overdoses on meth before being eaten by alligator..

(2nd June).

[vetrof]

Feb 29(*)

Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase

(*)Not my real birthday, surely no one is putting their birthday in the public domain?

[selnic]

Florida man arrested in Alabama for fleeing Police. Not all that unusual in itself, his picture is quite something though.