Share Your Interesting But Not Very Useful Facts

Share Your Interesting But Not Very Useful Facts

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CharlesdeGaulle

26,263 posts

180 months

Tuesday 9th February 2021
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coppernorks said:
There's a rude but funny joke containing the words Alcock and Brown that I remember from schooldays ,
but it would certainly cause the PH mods to girly swoon as it strays deftly into 2 if not 3 PC areas of offence.
Rather than criticise the mods for something they haven't done, why not share your brilliant joke? We'll tell you if it's funny or not, no need to worry about mods and 'pc' concerns.

kowalski655

14,639 posts

143 months

Tuesday 9th February 2021
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It was Des O'Conner's description of Kenny Lynch wasnt it?

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Tuesday 9th February 2021
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who flew the first transatlantic flight?
"my husband"
no it was Brown and Alcock
"yep, that's my man"

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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I think BOAC may have had some input.

davhill

5,263 posts

184 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Rather than criticise the mods for something they haven't done, why not share your brilliant joke? We'll tell you if it's funny or not, no need to worry about mods and 'pc' concerns.
IIRC, it was spmething to do with Sammy Davis Junior.

coppernorks

1,919 posts

46 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Rather than criticise the mods for something they haven't done, why not share your brilliant joke? We'll tell you if it's funny or not, no need to worry about mods and 'pc' concerns.
Nice try fatty, why would anyone post a joke that will get them banned ?

Try reading your post out loud before sending it in.

[ how this one got to be a Mod is a mystery ]



CharlesdeGaulle

26,263 posts

180 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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coppernorks said:
Nice try fatty, why would anyone post a joke that will get them banned ?

Try reading your post out loud before sending it in.

[ how this one got to be a Mod is a mystery ]


Why would anyone big-up a joke that they aren't prepared to tell?

Try thinking before posting.

h0b0

7,593 posts

196 months

Wednesday 10th February 2021
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Apparently, it was not funny back in 2009 when it was posted on here. Does quoting an uncensored post on pistonheads get me in trouble?



For reference, there was a much riskier joke on the same page that I am not going to quote.

Oh you tease. Oh yes I am...

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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I haven't checked this personally you understand. But I'm reliably informed that if you count backwards from 82 to 1 the resulting number 828180797876757473727170696867666564636261605958575655545352515049484746454443424140393837363534333231302928272625242322212019181716151413121110987654321

is prime.

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

170 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Dr Jekyll said:
I haven't checked this personally you understand. But I'm reliably informed that if you count backwards from 82 to 1 the resulting number 828180797876757473727170696867666564636261605958575655545352515049484746454443424140393837363534333231302928272625242322212019181716151413121110987654321

is prime.
Well, yeah it must be by extrapolation. If I start from 1 and count backwards to 1 the result is prime. Likewise if I start from 2. I don't think I need to go any further as surely the point is proven ?

Do I need to add a wink ?

MiseryStreak

2,929 posts

207 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Lily the Pink said:
Dr Jekyll said:
I haven't checked this personally you understand. But I'm reliably informed that if you count backwards from 82 to 1 the resulting number 828180797876757473727170696867666564636261605958575655545352515049484746454443424140393837363534333231302928272625242322212019181716151413121110987654321

is prime.
Well, yeah it must be by extrapolation. If I start from 1 and count backwards to 1 the result is prime. Likewise if I start from 2. I don't think I need to go any further as surely the point is proven ?

Do I need to add a wink ?
It falls over pretty quickly doesn’t it? (21=3x7) hehe

stemll

4,095 posts

200 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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MiseryStreak said:
Lily the Pink said:
Dr Jekyll said:
I haven't checked this personally you understand. But I'm reliably informed that if you count backwards from 82 to 1 the resulting number 828180797876757473727170696867666564636261605958575655545352515049484746454443424140393837363534333231302928272625242322212019181716151413121110987654321

is prime.
Well, yeah it must be by extrapolation. If I start from 1 and count backwards to 1 the result is prime. Likewise if I start from 2. I don't think I need to go any further as surely the point is proven ?

Do I need to add a wink ?
It falls over pretty quickly doesn’t it? (21=3x7) hehe
I think what Lily the Pink was saying that if you count backwards from any number to 1 you will get a prime number. Namely, 1. Hence the wink

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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stemll said:
MiseryStreak said:
Lily the Pink said:
Dr Jekyll said:
I haven't checked this personally you understand. But I'm reliably informed that if you count backwards from 82 to 1 the resulting number 828180797876757473727170696867666564636261605958575655545352515049484746454443424140393837363534333231302928272625242322212019181716151413121110987654321

is prime.
Well, yeah it must be by extrapolation. If I start from 1 and count backwards to 1 the result is prime. Likewise if I start from 2. I don't think I need to go any further as surely the point is proven ?

Do I need to add a wink ?
It falls over pretty quickly doesn’t it? (21=3x7) hehe
I think what Lily the Pink was saying that if you count backwards from any number to 1 you will get a prime number. Namely, 1. Hence the wink
1 isn't prime.

stemll

4,095 posts

200 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Einion Yrth said:
1 isn't prime.
I was explaining what I believe Lily the Pink's joke was. I didn't say 1 was prime, they did (at least it was implied)

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Einion Yrth said:
stemll said:
MiseryStreak said:
Lily the Pink said:
Dr Jekyll said:
I haven't checked this personally you understand. But I'm reliably informed that if you count backwards from 82 to 1 the resulting number 828180797876757473727170696867666564636261605958575655545352515049484746454443424140393837363534333231302928272625242322212019181716151413121110987654321

is prime.
Well, yeah it must be by extrapolation. If I start from 1 and count backwards to 1 the result is prime. Likewise if I start from 2. I don't think I need to go any further as surely the point is proven ?

Do I need to add a wink ?
It falls over pretty quickly doesn’t it? (21=3x7) hehe
I think what Lily the Pink was saying that if you count backwards from any number to 1 you will get a prime number. Namely, 1. Hence the wink
1 isn't prime.
And it also wasn’t what LtP was saying confused

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

170 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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My apologies. I misread, misunderstood and misinterpreted what was originally written. Other than that all is good.

As you were. getmecoat

Frimley111R

15,652 posts

234 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2021
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Aaanyway,....3,2,1.....and we're back

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

243 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2021
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Chimps are quicker than any humans at numerical memory games.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2021
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Frimley:

In Surrey / Is of Saxon heritage / the population is 6,178 (2011) / And the postcode is GU16.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2021
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Uttlesford is a large DC in Essex. It got it’s name from a long since disappeared crossing on a small stream (now between two big patches of undergrowth) having been completely bypassed by a bridge hundreds of years ago.