Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)

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StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

150 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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Morning all.
Red hot here this morning, already taken the dog out before it gets to hot.
I have some welfare visits and a bit of shopping to do today.
Will be driving about 60 miles or so into Shropshire.
Looking forward to getting out if I’m honest.
Lawn needs cutting.

Bomma R1

14,452 posts

124 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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glenrobbo said:
Ah, here comes the elevenses trolley. smile
Time for Bomma's meds...

Thanks very much old boy, I'll have that in a nice fresh baguette. Futtette popped out earlier to get a bit of shopping and has brought a few back. Nom nom nommity nom lick

Did someone mention earlier they were wearing shorts? She's wearing shorts today as well. Jolly nice they are too.

DickyC

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49,547 posts

197 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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captainzep said:
Many congrats on reaching vol 34 TTers.

Kind regards from a former Trivial Towers stalwart. DickyC is a national treasure.

To update the trivia, today I have hurt my back and watched helpfully as my Missus squirted death powder at a wasp nest in my shed. Evil arse-weaponed-git-flies.
bowtie

Lovely to see you, Cap'n. We should raise a glass this evening in Virtual Piss Up honour of pretty much everything trivial.

glenrobbo

35,077 posts

149 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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slopes said:
Royla Corps of Incompetence more like whistle
IOTN, after last night's should i/shouldn't i debate, i have come to realise that the t'interweb annoys me greatly and so i will be stepping away from it and the various forms of things that royally fk me off on it.
Do have fun with all things Trivia related, Dicky you sir are the cause of me knowing so many wonderfully trivial things and i thank you for that.
To everyone else, you're all fine fellows and i might well be back at some point.
wavey
Slopes, I take it that you are temporarily downgrading me from your hit list and instead going off to persue this new flood of deserters and gadfly "here today, gone tomorrow" types with your high-powered sniper rifle?
If so, may I wish you good luck. It'll be a comfort not to expect to feel that little red laser dot on my forehead at any moment.

Good Man. thumbup

DickyC

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49,547 posts

197 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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Chim said:
Just popping in to say hello and goodbye, amazing that this is still going after all these years. PH has changed beyond all recognition but this stays the same. Farewell Dickyc and may the tides take you onwards to a fair sunset. Also my last post on PH and this I think is the best place to put it. Had a lot of fun on here in the early years and made some good friends. See you on the other side
There he goes! To pastures new with missionary zeal and some slightly out of date sandwiches from the garage on the London Road. Be lucky, Chim. Thanks for being trivial went it mattered.

Mariosbt

2,452 posts

65 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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Good morning all. cool


WARNING ABOUT eBAY.

If you buy on line, check out the seller very carefully.

Shall we say ‘a friend’ has just spent £29.99 plus postage for a Penis Enlarger. I ... sorry, HE received a package this morning.. the bd’s sent a magnifying glass. The only instructions said “ Do not use in direct sunlight “...... furious

Regards, Concerned customer cry

glenrobbo

35,077 posts

149 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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V6 Pushfit said:
I’ve just been shown Mrs P’s new Instagram thing. Her profile picture happens to be her in her finery speaking into a microphone at some do or other.

It looks exactly like she’s about to give a black man a blowjob.

I haven’t stopped sniggering yet. I’ll tell her later.
That's not a microphone. yikes
nono

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

150 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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Sat in the car, now about to turn and head west.

Stuart70

3,910 posts

182 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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glenrobbo said:
slopes said:
Royla Corps of Incompetence more like whistle
IOTN, after last night's should i/shouldn't i debate, i have come to realise that the t'interweb annoys me greatly and so i will be stepping away from it and the various forms of things that royally fk me off on it.
Do have fun with all things Trivia related, Dicky you sir are the cause of me knowing so many wonderfully trivial things and i thank you for that.
To everyone else, you're all fine fellows and i might well be back at some point.
wavey
Slopes, I take it that you are temporarily downgrading me from your hit list and instead going off to persue this new flood of deserters and gadfly "here today, gone tomorrow" types with your high-powered sniper rifle?
If so, may I wish you good luck. It'll be a comfort not to expect to feel that little red laser dot on my forehead at any moment.

Good Man. thumbup
Talking of hare today and goon tomorrow reminds me of the rabbit that turned into Harry Secombe.

fatboy18

18,930 posts

210 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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Flippin Heck, 3 pages in and I have only just found you!

Did the ALL CLEAR sound?

Congratulations Dicky on your 37,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Post party

glenrobbo

35,077 posts

149 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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DickyC said:
captainzep said:
Many congrats on reaching vol 34 TTers.

Kind regards from a former Trivial Towers stalwart. DickyC is a national treasure.

To update the trivia, today I have hurt my back and watched helpfully as my Missus squirted death powder at a wasp nest in my shed. Evil arse-weaponed-git-flies.
bowtie

Lovely to see you, Cap'n. We should raise a glass this evening in Virtual Piss Up honour of pretty much everything trivial.
Waxing nostalgic for a moment, I think I dimly recall a detailed account of a Lower Trivton Bonfire Night party many moons ago which went quite disastrously with hilarious consequences. ISTR captainzep may have been a contributor at the time.

It may even have been in the General Banter thread?

It was in my formative years as an innocent lurker/ Peeping Tom.
Does anyone remember, or am I losing it?
Or both?

I'd love to read it again...

fatboy18

18,930 posts

210 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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Thursday, I freed off the rusted gear change system on a two wheel contraption.

I believe its called a Mountain Bicycle?

No Idea what your supposed to do with them?

ApOrbital

9,942 posts

117 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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Good morning all wavey

Magooagain

9,909 posts

169 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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I have two hats
It's really quite simple
One for my head
And one for my pimple!

Bobberoo99

38,367 posts

97 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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I now feel quite sad again at the revealing of several people, especially slopes, leaving our little band of loonies, it's bad enough that his Dickyness is stepping down at the end of July, I sincerely hope that he'll still be around just not in charge anymore!!!!

glenrobbo

35,077 posts

149 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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fatboy18 said:
Flippin Heck, 3 pages in and I have only just found you!

Did the ALL CLEAR sound?

Congratulations Dicky on your 37,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Post party
Hello fatboy, we tried to rouse you last night for the switchover to Vol 34, but you were too far gone.
We knew you'd make it eventually, you are a very resourceful chap,si we had absolutely no compunction in leaving you there in the warm embrace of a Bobbers Bare Hug

Yes, Pushfit did indeed sound the All Clear, prior to hurtling through the village in his jeep in a very erratic manner, brandishing an almost empty bottle of freshly liberated grappa.

All clear, my arse, it was positively dangerous!!!

And YES!!! Congratulations Dicky on your amazing achievement, despite facing all manner of adversity.
37,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 posts, eh?
Jolly good show. clap

partybeerbouncedrinkbeerwoohoo:drinkdrunk

Edited to sort out a problematic colon. frown


Edited by glenrobbo on Saturday 9th May 12:07

Magooagain

9,909 posts

169 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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I've been cleaning my plastering setting trowel this morning. It's a stainless steel jobby and as sharp as a razor.
I've neglected it of late,so as I've had it for about 25 years I've scraped and sanded it while also roughing up the wooden handle.
Let's hope I'm not still using it in another 25 years.
Amazing really a simple trowel has earned faaaasands over the years.

Bomma R1

14,452 posts

124 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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glenrobbo said:
Waxing nostalgic for a moment, I think I dimly recall a detailed account of a Lower Trivton Bonfire Night party many moons ago which went quite disastrously with hilarious consequences. ISTR captainzep may have been a contributor at the time.

It may even have been in the General Banter thread?

It was in my formative years as an innocent lurker/ Peeping Tom.
Does anyone remember, or am I losing it?
Or both?

I'd love to read it again...

Now you've mentioned it, I recall something along the same lines. I think it was indeed on the General Banter thread, I believe English Tony was involved?

Proper looney he was. Made me look vaguely sane jester

glenrobbo

35,077 posts

149 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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StuntmanMike said:
Morning all.
Red hot here this morning, already taken the dog out before it gets too hot.
I have some welfare visits and a bit of shopping to do today.
Will be driving about 60 miles or so into Shropshire.
Looking forward to getting out if I’m honest.
Lawn needs cutting.
Good luck evading the Shropshire border guards, StuntmanMike.
Be careful, they don't muck about.
We hope your top secret but very important mission is accomplished successfully. thumbup

If you don't make it back, can I have your egg?


Edited by glenrobbo on Saturday 9th May 12:18

fatboy18

18,930 posts

210 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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Mrs fatboy is currently cooking toasted sandwiches lick
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