Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)

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glenrobbo

35,251 posts

150 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Magooagain said:
Something for the weekend Sir Glen?

It's a lovely little car to be fair to it,and if you remember I got it for a song. Still not done 29,000 miles. On a 21 year old car!

I've managed to hook a safety strap for Mavis in the car,so she can come along with us on her mums lap.
She's going to love the wind in her ears!




And so will Mavis. cloud9

Bobberoo99

38,621 posts

98 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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DickyC said:
glenrobbo said:
I've just seen Dicky's reply to my post on Scrump's thread.

High5, Dicky!

That's teamwork, that is! rofl
For a lot of readers it was either a direct hit or it missed by a trillion miles.

We have to take these risks occasionally.

smile
I'll be honest and admit it went over my head!!! paperbag

glenrobbo

35,251 posts

150 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Bobberoo99 said:
I'll be honest and admit it went over my head!!! paperbag
So young.

So innocent....

wink

https://youtu.be/kL364HPoBz4


Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 7th July 19:04

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Well today consisted of pulling the fascia and soffit board off the back of the house.
The Wasp nest killer worked (or so I thought) and I proceeded to remove the nest which was about the size of a rugby ball, AND THEN.......Wasp nest N02 appeared! yikes

Not quite as big, about the size of two tennis balls!
Yellow and black barstards were not happy and neither was I!

3rd blasting of wasp killer applied wink

Some of the ends of the roof timbers are a bit rotten so cut some new tanalised timber 4x2 ends.

Bobberoo99

38,621 posts

98 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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fatboy18 said:
Well today consisted of pulling the fascia and soffit board off the back of the house.
The Wasp nest killer worked (or so I thought) and I proceeded to remove the nest which was about the size of a rugby ball, AND THEN.......Wasp nest N02 appeared! yikes

Not quite as big, about the size of two tennis balls!
Yellow and black barstards were not happy and neither was I!

3rd blasting of wasp killer applied wink

Some of the ends of the roof timbers are a bit rotten so cut some new tanalised timber 4x2 ends.
So how is retirement going then?? hehe

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Bobberoo99 said:
fatboy18 said:
Well today consisted of pulling the fascia and soffit board off the back of the house.
The Wasp nest killer worked (or so I thought) and I proceeded to remove the nest which was about the size of a rugby ball, AND THEN.......Wasp nest N02 appeared! yikes

Not quite as big, about the size of two tennis balls!
Yellow and black barstards were not happy and neither was I!

3rd blasting of wasp killer applied wink

Some of the ends of the roof timbers are a bit rotten so cut some new tanalised timber 4x2 ends.
So how is retirement going then?? hehe
HaHa....
I was actually thinking if I was working I would be being paid for this irked

DickyC

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49,738 posts

198 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Explain to me again about Fatboy tantalising wood.

Bobberoo99

38,621 posts

98 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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glenrobbo said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I'll be honest and admit it went over my head!!! paperbag
So young.

So innocent....

wink

https://youtu.be/kL364HPoBz4


Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 7th July 19:04
"So young", why thank you sir!!!
"So innocent", Errrr why thank you sir!!!
Just watched that, very interesting actually, i'd heard of Round the Horne but never seen/heard it, i did know that there was a language used by homosexuals but not what it was, a chap i work with was a butcher many years ago in London, they used backspeak to talk about people, normal words but said in reverse, he can still do it, it sonds like Klingon to me!!!!

Scrump

22,003 posts

158 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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glenrobbo said:
I've just seen Dicky's reply to my post on Scrump's thread.

High5, Dicky!

That's teamwork, that is! rofl
biglaugh

glenrobbo

35,251 posts

150 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Bobberoo99 said:
"So young", why thank you sir!!!
"So innocent", Errrr why thank you sir!!!
Just watched that, very interesting actually, i'd heard of Round the Horne but never seen/heard it, i did know that there was a language used by homosexuals but not what it was, a chap i work with was a butcher many years ago in London, they used backspeak to talk about people, normal words but said in reverse, he can still do it, it sonds like Klingon to me!!!!
Oodgay orningmay Obbersbay wavey

Bobberoo99

38,621 posts

98 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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DickyC said:
Explain to me again about Fatboy tantalising wood.
Well it's like this............................uh...................well.......................um...................

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Bobberoo99 said:
DickyC said:
Explain to me again about Fatboy tantalising wood.
Well it's like this............................uh...................well.......................um...................
TANALISED timber is timber that has been pressure impregnated with the latest TANALITH wood preservative. TANALISED timber has the ultimate long term protection against wood decay and insect attack, wherever the timber is to be used.

Bobberoo99

38,621 posts

98 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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fatboy18 said:
Bobberoo99 said:
DickyC said:
Explain to me again about Fatboy tantalising wood.
Well it's like this............................uh...................well.......................um...................
TANALISED timber is timber that has been pressure impregnated with the latest TANALITH wood preservative. TANALISED timber has the ultimate long term protection against wood decay and insect attack, wherever the timber is to be used.
nono That's not what he asked, and you well know it!!!!

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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fatboy18 said:
TANALISED timber is timber that has been pressure impregnated with the latest TANALITH wood preservative. TANALISED timber has the ultimate long term protection against wood decay and insect attack, wherever the timber is to be used.
My language, I did timber treatment plants at one stage - sodding great tubes to suck the air out and give a big vacuum then let a bit of tanalith or osmolith in and bingo it goes in right up to the makers name. A whole field next door got poisoned and NRA had a err field day etc etc yawn clunk zzz

glenrobbo

35,251 posts

150 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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V6 Pushfit said:
fatboy18 said:
TANALISED timber is timber that has been pressure impregnated with the latest TANALITH wood preservative. TANALISED timber has the ultimate long term protection against wood decay and insect attack, wherever the timber is to be used.
My language, I did timber treatment plants at one stage - sodding great tubes to suck the air out and give a big vacuum then let a bit of tanalith or osmolith in and bingo it goes in right up to the makers name. A whole field next door got poisoned and NRA had a err field day etc etc yawn clunk zzz
Yes yes, but does it attract wasps?

Bobberoo99

38,621 posts

98 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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V6 Pushfit said:
fatboy18 said:
TANALISED timber is timber that has been pressure impregnated with the latest TANALITH wood preservative. TANALISED timber has the ultimate long term protection against wood decay and insect attack, wherever the timber is to be used.
My language, I did timber treatment plants at one stage - sodding great tubes to suck the air out and give a big vacuum then let a bit of tanalith or osmolith in and bingo it goes in right up to the makers name. A whole field next door got poisoned and NRA had a err field day etc etc yawn clunk zzz
I understood every other word there, but completely grasped the last bit, you sir are a necrophiliac!!! yes
Er, no that's not quite right is it?!?!? confused

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Bobberoo99 said:
V6 Pushfit said:
fatboy18 said:
TANALISED timber is timber that has been pressure impregnated with the latest TANALITH wood preservative. TANALISED timber has the ultimate long term protection against wood decay and insect attack, wherever the timber is to be used.
My language, I did timber treatment plants at one stage - sodding great tubes to suck the air out and give a big vacuum then let a bit of tanalith or osmolith in and bingo it goes in right up to the makers name. A whole field next door got poisoned and NRA had a err field day etc etc yawn clunk zzz
I understood every other word there, but completely grasped the last bit, you sir are a necrophiliac!!! yes
Er, no that's not quite right is it?!?!? confused
Will it help if I take my dentures out?

I’ve already got something similar on the bedside table wink

Bomma R1

14,495 posts

125 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Evenin' all.

I've just been having a bit of a catch up, nothing too dramatic it seemed until I came across this:

fatboy18 said:
AND THEN.......Wasp nest N02 appeared! yikes
I thought "Nitrogen dioxide? Christ on a skateboard, he's going for an all out chemical attack.
Not only will we have the Chief Constable round here like a tramp on hot chips, the Porton Down mob won't be far behind again..."

I then of course realised he meant "Wasp nest number two". Thank The Lord, drama over.

Incidentally, would anyone like to try a drop of this "Reel Summerset Sider"?

Flown in this afternoon from Leipzig, it was. It's an acquired taste, I really wouldn't venture too far from the cludgie if you're planning on having more than half a pint though.


anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Saw a bloke today who I told yesterday the only way to expose his foundations was to dig 1m deep and when he gets that far go sideways. He’s just showed me a sodding great hole through his garage floor.

Difficult to understand why he didn’t do it in the garden..... I made a polite exit.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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And the last in this evenings exciting watershed trilogy, the bath water takes a long time to drain.

I think I have a blockage down below.

Rod Tomorrow is now on the list.
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