Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)
Discussion
Bomma R1 said:
DickyC said:
Marvellous stuff. Utterly marvellous, fair brings a tear to my eye that does Morning chaps
Feeling much better this morning thanks chaps, I have absolutely no idea what was wrong with me last night!!!
Just the glossing to do today and then I'm finished for the week with the neighbour's decorating, I'm hoping to get our patio furniture repainted tomorrow, weather dependant of course!!!
Feeling much better this morning thanks chaps, I have absolutely no idea what was wrong with me last night!!!
Just the glossing to do today and then I'm finished for the week with the neighbour's decorating, I'm hoping to get our patio furniture repainted tomorrow, weather dependant of course!!!
The paper is looking back at the Biblcal events of 1976.
There was the drought.
Oh, yes, and a plague of Allegro Estates.
And that was about it.
I remember it was blimmin cold in M&S if you went in for some relief from the heat. The assistants were wearing their cardigans.
We were at my in-laws when the rain eventually arrived. It was in the evening and we were sitting on their patio. We just sat in the rain, getting soaked and laughing hysterically.
There was the drought.
Oh, yes, and a plague of Allegro Estates.
And that was about it.
I remember it was blimmin cold in M&S if you went in for some relief from the heat. The assistants were wearing their cardigans.
We were at my in-laws when the rain eventually arrived. It was in the evening and we were sitting on their patio. We just sat in the rain, getting soaked and laughing hysterically.
Morning all
Looks like Bobbers is approaching his final lap with the decorating, top work there old boy.
And there's a serious bit of humping to do across the Channel, mind you don't put your back out Magoo.
Not much to report here, we need to get a bit of shopping in so no doubt it'll be all aboard the Sportlich Leicht Kurz charabanc later for a jolly to town.
It's all go.
Looks like Bobbers is approaching his final lap with the decorating, top work there old boy.
And there's a serious bit of humping to do across the Channel, mind you don't put your back out Magoo.
Not much to report here, we need to get a bit of shopping in so no doubt it'll be all aboard the Sportlich Leicht Kurz charabanc later for a jolly to town.
It's all go.
Magooagain said:
Good morning everyone.
I hope you're feeling better Bobber's.
Bank holiday here today so I'm going to work.
Wish me luck as I'm stacking heavy concrete pillar squares and filling with steel and concrete!
Wobble wobble.
That is one ambitious pergola you're building there, Magoo. I hope you're feeling better Bobber's.
Bank holiday here today so I'm going to work.
Wish me luck as I'm stacking heavy concrete pillar squares and filling with steel and concrete!
Wobble wobble.
/Magoo's Megastructures ©®
Morning all.
Glad you're feeling better this morning, Bobbers.
When you're feeling crap, just remember this:
"You are what you eat."
If that's true, I'm a smoked haddock!
Grey, cloudy, but not raining here oop norf. Yet.
StuntmanMike said:
Morning all.
How come you two are up so early on a weekend?
Is this a weekend day?
Overcast but bright here on the Shropshire/Cheshire borders.
ApO is on early shift and Magoo is in a different time zone from the rest of us, S&M. How come you two are up so early on a weekend?
Is this a weekend day?
Overcast but bright here on the Shropshire/Cheshire borders.
Have the roofers told you when they're making a start yet?
The weather forecast for the next few days is looking promising, and warming up towards the weekend, so fingers crossed you won't be exposed for too long.
Nothing worse than a dripping wet man exposing himself.
How's your pooch coping with that bee sting? Poor bugger!
Bobberoo99 said:
Morning chaps
Feeling much better this morning thanks chaps, I have absolutely no idea what was wrong with me last night!!!
Just the glossing to do today and then I'm finished for the week with the neighbour's decorating, I'm hoping to get our patio furniture repainted tomorrow, weather dependant of course!!!
Bobbers, sorry to tell you this.Feeling much better this morning thanks chaps, I have absolutely no idea what was wrong with me last night!!!
Just the glossing to do today and then I'm finished for the week with the neighbour's decorating, I'm hoping to get our patio furniture repainted tomorrow, weather dependant of course!!!
I think you’ve been roofied old boy.
If there isn’t discharge, you’ll be ok. They wore a condom.
Why in this day and age is the correct thing to do.
In the ‘70’s you would have half an house brick sized dent in your head and multiple spunk trails over your back.
Hope this helps.
StuntmanMike said:
When I was at work I started at 6.
On furlough I’m up at 9.
I’m now this week getting up at 7, to try to get some sort of normality back.
S&M, please can you define "normality"?On furlough I’m up at 9.
I’m now this week getting up at 7, to try to get some sort of normality back.
Still no word from Pushfit.
It's been 22 pages since he complained of his "blockage down below" and his plan for "getting rodded tomorrow".
Not a peep from him since the 7th inst.
Not so much as a whimper.
Should we get Bomma to send Penrose on a reconnaissance sweep across no-man's land to gain a sitrep?
We can't afford to lose another valuable soldier in the fight for Triviality and Inconsequence.
And God knows what's happened to Peri Como...
Edited to carefully insert a missing 'n'.
Which ironically is usually Pushfit's job.
Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 14th July 11:14
DickyC said:
glenrobbo said:
And God knows what's happened to Peri Como...
Edited to carefully insert a missing 'n'.
Which ironically is usually Pushfit's job.
Is this your way of saying you think he's been happed? Or worse still haped?Edited to carefully insert a missing 'n'.
Which ironically is usually Pushfit's job.
The missing 'n' was the first 'n' in "Inconsequence", so before my careful editing, it read "I consequence", which made no sense at all, consequently I felt compelled to rectify the typographical omission.
Now we are spiralling ever downwards into a state of utter confusion & incomprehension, which I consider to be something approaching normality here in Trivial Towers.
I notice StuntmanMike has so far failed to come up with the requested definition. He's still just a blur to me.
I think I'll just go for a brisk lie down.
I wouldn't worry unduly about Pushfit for the time being, he's more than likely off on one of his "unscheduled breaks":
Doubtless he's again fallen foul of some petty bloody bye-law and inadvertently demolished a row of buildings somewhere, he'll survive though. He's done plenty of it in the past
As for Peri, Lord knows. I'll wager Northern Italy following a covert insertion.
Doubtless he's again fallen foul of some petty bloody bye-law and inadvertently demolished a row of buildings somewhere, he'll survive though. He's done plenty of it in the past
As for Peri, Lord knows. I'll wager Northern Italy following a covert insertion.
Quite a lot has happened this morning/lunchtime, I've now completely finished my neighbour's bedrooms, landing, stairs and hall, they're really pleased with it!!!
Next week I start the front room and am working all 5 says on it and the kitchen which I'm going to deep clean before decorating!!
Also my 50th birthday present to myself has arrived, oh my, it's really rather nice!!!!
Next week I start the front room and am working all 5 says on it and the kitchen which I'm going to deep clean before decorating!!
Also my 50th birthday present to myself has arrived, oh my, it's really rather nice!!!!
Bomma R1 said:
I wouldn't worry unduly about Pushfit for the time being, he's more than likely off on one of his "unscheduled breaks":
Doubtless he's again fallen foul of some petty bloody bye-law and inadvertently demolished a row of buildings somewhere, he'll survive though. He's done plenty of it in the past
As for Peri, Lord knows. I'll wager Northern Italy following a covert insertion.
That's a lovely-looking holiday home, Bomma. Doubtless he's again fallen foul of some petty bloody bye-law and inadvertently demolished a row of buildings somewhere, he'll survive though. He's done plenty of it in the past
As for Peri, Lord knows. I'll wager Northern Italy following a covert insertion.
Pushfit's so lucky, he always falls on his feet.
I bet it's full board too. None of that strict sour-faced landlady with the curlers and scarf turban and opaque support hose, turfing you out into the pissing rain straight after a breakfast of hard egg, soggy bacon, sticky overheated baked beans, burnt toast and a pot of tea for six with just one teaspoonful of Brooke Bond Dividend to give it a vague tint, and powdered milk to make it even more insipid.
"And don't try coming back before 6pm either."
The lucky barsteward doesn't know he's born...
Watch Repair question....I have an old Accurist Chronograph watch.
Used to wear it daily but I have been told by local repairer that watch needs new movement
Also told the UK Accurist repair company no longer support this watch.
1998 MB234
Pic of type of watch below...
Any Idea on how to get it going again?
Used to wear it daily but I have been told by local repairer that watch needs new movement
Also told the UK Accurist repair company no longer support this watch.
1998 MB234
Pic of type of watch below...
Any Idea on how to get it going again?
glenrobbo said:
Bomma R1 said:
I wouldn't worry unduly about Pushfit for the time being, he's more than likely off on one of his "unscheduled breaks":
Doubtless he's again fallen foul of some petty bloody bye-law and inadvertently demolished a row of buildings somewhere, he'll survive though. He's done plenty of it in the past
As for Peri, Lord knows. I'll wager Northern Italy following a covert insertion.
That's a lovely-looking holiday home, Bomma. Doubtless he's again fallen foul of some petty bloody bye-law and inadvertently demolished a row of buildings somewhere, he'll survive though. He's done plenty of it in the past
As for Peri, Lord knows. I'll wager Northern Italy following a covert insertion.
Pushfit's so lucky, he always falls on his feet.
I bet it's full board too. None of that strict sour-faced landlady with the curlers and scarf turban and opaque support hose, turfing you out into the pissing rain straight after a breakfast of hard egg, soggy bacon, sticky overheated baked beans, burnt toast and a pot of tea for six with just one teaspoonful of Brooke Bond Dividend to give it a vague tint, and powdered milk to make it even more insipid.
"And don't try coming back before 6pm either."
The lucky barsteward doesn't know he's born...
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