Photoshop Bobbers

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glenrobbo

35,221 posts

150 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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CourtAgain said:
Bobberoo99 said:
CourtAgain said:
Benni said:
Wot ? No PistonHead Bobbers on PH ?

Also, I am disappoint that this has not been featured :
Bobbers used to visit that Rest Gardens, just off the A414 as his alter-ego Heidi. A chance to take off the nitrile gloves and relax.

Sadly the local Council shut the park at the beginning of the Pandemic. I hope he doesn't mind me sharing the photo frowngetmecoat
yikeseekrage WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE?!?!??! I WAS ASSURED BY GLENROBBO THAT HE'D DESTROYED THEM ALL!!!!!
He'd put the USB stick on Ebay, as Collection only. The bidding got crazy between me this other bidder in Carlisle. Best £205 I spent. There are 84 other images on the stick containing fish fingers, badgers and nitrile gloves. I've uploaded it all to the Cloud now biggrin
I wasn't lying, Bobbers, I did destroy the original USB stick, but after I'd copied all the more lucrative compromising shots onto my hard drive.
I'd have been a fool to pass up the chance of a fast buck like that.

I made several copies, and as well as the £205 from CourtAgain, I sold another one to that bloke from Carlisle, another to Scrump, who's into kinky stuff like that, and one to some Namibian Prince bloke who was looking to blackmail somebody he reckoned had caused his incarceration.
Altogether, so far I have made quite a pretty penny, even after the ebay fees.
I might treat myself to a nice bottle of single malt for this evening.

Cheers! drink

glenrobbo

35,221 posts

150 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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C n C said:
Hope you don't mind a little edit:

booby_bobber by conradsphotos, on Flickr
What a lovely pair of bouncing Boobies! bouncebounce

CourtAgain

3,766 posts

64 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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amusingduck said:
CourtAgain said:
Don't despair. The local Council picked up on your cryptic request and erected signage to deter selfies in front of the stone. (Selfies Act 2003, s.18)


When the Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty re-opened recently, Bobbers complied with the bylaw on a later visit and kept his distance. judgegetmecoat
roflroflrofl

CourtAgain

3,766 posts

64 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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Scrump said:
kowalski655 said:
Seeing that pic of "Heidi", I can only dream of Bobbers+kitchen lady in blue. cloud9
yes
On second thoughts hurl

It won’t be just any shade of blue for Bobbers, he would only wear it if it was Rioja blue.
He's not so keen on Blue. Especially the Boys in Blue. He felt 'intimidated' by them today when they caught up with "Heidi" at South Mimms
when he'd popped into the Waitrose to buy tights. He was still 'looking after' Adebobbers' ageing white Peugeot 307

when the cops wanted to check everything was okay with the insurance which wasn't coming up on the ANPR / PNC, or him as a named driver on Adebobbers' policy cry

I was about to get out of the van and pass him the USB stick I'd bought from Glenrobbo as I felt for his plight. He didn't say who he was meeting and it wasn't my place to pry boxedin The all-black ensemble goes well with the wig biggringetmecoat

Scrump

Original Poster:

21,975 posts

158 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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Using Adebobbers blue badge to park in a disabled space nono
One for the bad parking thread.

Bobberoo99

38,548 posts

98 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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CourtAgain said:
Scrump said:
kowalski655 said:
Seeing that pic of "Heidi", I can only dream of Bobbers+kitchen lady in blue. cloud9
yes
On second thoughts hurl

It won’t be just any shade of blue for Bobbers, he would only wear it if it was Rioja blue.
He's not so keen on Blue. Especially the Boys in Blue. He felt 'intimidated' by them today when they caught up with "Heidi" at South Mimms
when he'd popped into the Waitrose to buy tights. He was still 'looking after' Adebobbers' ageing white Peugeot 307

when the cops wanted to check everything was okay with the insurance which wasn't coming up on the ANPR / PNC, or him as a named driver on Adebobbers' policy cry

I was about to get out of the van and pass him the USB stick I'd bought from Glenrobbo as I felt for his plight. He didn't say who he was meeting and it wasn't my place to pry boxedin The all-black ensemble goes well with the wig biggringetmecoat
Don't worry, after they stopped me I complained in the strongest possible terms about sexual harassment, racial profiling, gender discrimination, ageism, heightism, LGB&QGTIMFI16V rights, the lot!!! They kept staring at me and making suggestive comments, mainly about my badger, but I knew they were actually talking about my...........badger!!!! yes

CourtAgain

3,766 posts

64 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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Bobberoo99 said:
Don't worry, after they stopped me I complained in the strongest possible terms about sexual harassment, racial profiling, gender discrimination, ageism, heightism, LGB&QGTIMFI16V rights, the lot!!! They kept staring at me and making suggestive comments, mainly about my badger, but I knew they were actually talking about my...........badger!!!! yes
Don't worry bruv. It's more common than you'd think. It's just clothes. Bobbers Brown, famous rapper discusses similar woes in Hollywood interview The Wrap today



I loved his tunes back in the day as a lad biggrinbiggrin

Bobberoo99

38,548 posts

98 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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CourtAgain said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Don't worry, after they stopped me I complained in the strongest possible terms about sexual harassment, racial profiling, gender discrimination, ageism, heightism, LGB&QGTIMFI16V rights, the lot!!! They kept staring at me and making suggestive comments, mainly about my badger, but I knew they were actually talking about my...........badger!!!! yes
Don't worry bruv. It's more common than you'd think. It's just clothes. Bobbers Brown, famous rapper discusses similar woes in Hollywood interview The Wrap today



I loved his tunes back in the day as a lad biggrinbiggrin
roflroflroflroflroflbowclap Superb!!!!

CourtAgain

3,766 posts

64 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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Just seen on the news that ITV's Bobbert Peston

will interview Adebobbers after the court case surrounding the containers is over nerdgetmecoat

WelshChris

1,176 posts

254 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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Bob-raham Lincoln


WelshChris

1,176 posts

254 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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A fistful of Bobbers


WelshChris

1,176 posts

254 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Laurel & Bobbers


WelshChris

1,176 posts

254 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Bedtime now hehe Thanks Bobbers.

CourtAgain

3,766 posts

64 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Great news as Council contractors Veolia have managed to restore Bob the Boulder back to his former glory

before the rock was vandalized. Heidi will be pleased when she next visits biggringetmecoat

Bobberoo99

38,548 posts

98 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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WelshChris said:
Bedtime now hehe Thanks Bobbers.
clapbowroflroflrofl Brilliant, especially the Laurel and Bobbers one!!!

Bobberoo99

38,548 posts

98 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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CourtAgain said:
Just seen on the news that ITV's Bobbert Peston

will interview Adebobbers after the court case surrounding the containers is over nerdgetmecoat
Scarily that looks like Alan Carr!!! yikesroflroflrofl

Bobberoo99

38,548 posts

98 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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CourtAgain said:
Great news as Council contractors Veolia have managed to restore Bob the Boulder back to his former glory

before the rock was vandalized. Heidi will be pleased when she next visits biggringetmecoat
roflroflrofl Love the use of Wayne Rooney as the Veolia operative!!!

Scrump

Original Poster:

21,975 posts

158 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Bobberoo99 said:
WelshChris said:
Bedtime now hehe Thanks Bobbers.
clapbowroflroflrofl Brilliant, especially the Laurel and Bobbers one!!!
Seconded. thumbup

CourtAgain

3,766 posts

64 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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After 42 pages and much amusement, Bob decides to take a breather and return to his home town of Bobbington, Staffs

where he catches up with the rest of the Bobbers family outside the Village Hall in a socially-distanced reunion. waveygetmecoat

Edited by CourtAgain on Thursday 9th July 21:25

Bobberoo99

38,548 posts

98 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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CourtAgain said:
After 42 pages and much amusement, Bob decides to take a breather and return to his home town of Bobbington, Staffs

where he catches up with the rest of the Bobbers family outside the Village Hall in a socially-distanced reunion. waveygetmecoat

Edited by CourtAgain on Thursday 9th July 21:25
eekroflroflroflroflroflroflroflclap I had to look at that twice!!! thumbup

Edited by Bobberoo99 on Thursday 9th July 21:52